How to fail A-level geography in style! (and annoy your teacher!)
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I got given some exams to complete as mocks and I wanted to fail in style and make my class laugh (it worked!) (my question answers are below).
My first and only tip is watch load's of T.V like family guy and loads of comedy (for humour). That is the only tip I have post your own!
Natural selection answer
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Named country or region: England
As with the world it is all to do with natural selection and England unlike Africa has done well through natural selection as England has had good resources thus an increase in population and then when England got developed (unlike Africa (lol!)) the population growth actually went the other way due to those silly Germans trying to beat us but we won (lol!) so after the growth increased with a decrease in resources but then we got resources and a decrease in population until a stupid Scottish bloke decided that the Eastern Europeans could have the resources and now we have none so the population is decreasing.
Africa (rapidly growing population)
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(c) Named country: Africa
They have lots and lots of kids in hope that one lives and becomes successful, and moves to Hollywood as when they et poor Hollywood kid would pay the bills instead of the poor family. They will also share food as Hollywood kid would buy the food and a car so they don't have to get AID's in Africa as they can move to Hollywood with Hollywood kid.
feel free to add your funny exam answers and tips on how to fail in style (and annoy your teacher). Ha!
I know my writing is terrible in these papers but the reason for this is that I wrote both answers in a matter of five minutes (I intended to get the work over and done with as quickly as possible) My writing isn't usually this bad. (SORRY!)
Fail in style. Spell words with your results:
FUDGEDUDE :smug:
I guess he will see you next trimester/semister/year/whatever.
That's some messy handwriting.
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Your handwriting isn't the best.
I can barely read it, and your teacher is meaner than most. Any teacher I've ever had wouldn't have called my work rubbish.
It's rather hard to decipher what a lot of it says.
I couldn't read your hand writing.
And why would you deliberately fail an A-level? Atleast try even if it sucks.
i cant read the half of your shit handwriting.
[QUOTE=M..BISON;21924223]I guess he will see you next trimester/semister/year/whatever.[/QUOTE]
Well only if I do again (I intend on doing it again for a laugh and annoy her more! Ha!)
Learn to write.
I can't read that handwriting, it's horrendous.
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924287]Well only if I do again (I intend on doing it again for a laugh and annoy her more! Ha!)[/QUOTE]
Why would you waste your time?
You failed an assignment just because you thought it'd be hilarious on facepunch? Will it be hilarious when you're a janitor?
[QUOTE=scorpinat;21924286]i cant read the half of your shit handwriting.[/QUOTE]
I will edit with a typed version underneath.
Shit, I can answer those and I'm doing GCSE geography.
That natural selection stuff is a little...mmph, but your teacher still took a stupidly harsh attitude.
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924328]I will edit with a typed version underneath.[/QUOTE]
Kool bro
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924062]I wanted to fail[/QUOTE]
You seriously have problems.
:psyduck:
Wait what the fuck, i can answer like half the questions on this sheet. And im a freshman. What the fuck...
You can't put irony in exam answers so your teacher now just thinks you're a complete dumbass. In a bad way.
Why fail an A level, not to mention those questions seem easy considering I've only done GCSE Geography and I could probably answer them.
[QUOTE=Soulbrother;21924311]Why would you waste your time?[/QUOTE]
Well just because my teacher has always hated me and I hate her! But if i get higher than a B/C she gets a bonus in her pay. (I do not want her to have more money, and it may put her job on the line. lol!)
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924379]Well just because my teacher has always hated me and I hate her! But if i get higher than a B/C she gets a bonus in her pay. (I do not want her to have more money, and it may put her job on the line. lol!)[/QUOTE]You're really dumb. You want to have a lower GPA just because a teacher makes you mad.
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924379]Well just because my teacher has always hated me and I hate her! But if i get higher than a B/C she gets a bonus in her pay. (I do not want her to have more money, and it may put her job on the line. lol!)[/QUOTE]
That's retarded.
Your handwriting is shit
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924379]Well just because my teacher has always hated me and I hate her! But if i get higher than a B/C she gets a bonus in her pay. (I do not want her to have more money, and [B]it may put her job on the line[/B]. lol!)[/QUOTE]
You're a despicable human being.
[QUOTE=vealydan12;21924379]Well just because my teacher has always hated me and I hate her! But if i get higher than a B/C she gets a bonus in her pay. (I do not want her to have more money, and it may put her job on the line. lol!)[/QUOTE]
LOL XD.
OP is going to go no where in life.
you are your teacher's handwriting look the same
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