This is my penis's true form. We call him Stephen S.
He is ten inches long when flaccid and submerged in extremely cold water. He has a maximum velocity of 300 feet per second and reaches temperatures of 180 degrees Celsius. His cum loads have an average volume of 10 Litres and shoot out at a speed of ten thousand kilometres cubed.
[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs842.xs.to/xs842/09320/sammyjmage356.jpg[/img][/url]
He can speak seven languages including Farsii, Italian, Mandarin, English, and Hylian.
He attended Yale University and attained a degree with top honors in Kung Fu and Viper Strike Fighting.
that does not look very healthy friend
I like his socks.
[QUOTE=Woutsie;16578615]that does not look very healthy friend[/QUOTE]
yea
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;16578618]I like his socks.[/QUOTE]
agreed
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;16578618]I like his cocks.[/QUOTE]
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Wait what.
why does he have a gun?
[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;16588568]why does he have a gun?[/QUOTE]
'Cause he's so fucking G.:snoop:
gangster penis wearing nerdy clothes
interesting
[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;16590444]gangster penis wearing nerdy clothes
interesting[/QUOTE]
he's a jerk
is that poop coming out of that rainbow?
[QUOTE=absinthe;16593835]he's a jerk[/QUOTE]
who shits rainbows
This is his nemesis, my ex girlfriend's vagina's true form.
[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs142.xs.to/xs142/09320/squidulous224.jpg[/img][/url]
She smells of one thousand rotting tuna.
hmm tuna is good but definitely not rotting tuna
what is he smoking there
and what kinda gun is that
also he is touching rainbow shit
:ohdear:
Its shitting a rainbow?
that or it's been eating skittles
[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;16605416]that or it's been eating skittles[/QUOTE]
wouldnt that go along with shittin a rainbow?
no.
it could also mean he's gay.
wow this is a good painting it really expresses how he has a different form of a penis then a regular human. nice job!
[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;16612271]no.
it could also mean he's gay.[/QUOTE]
gay can stay away from me
I wish i had socks like that
I wish this was in the MSPaint section.
but really, what the [B][I]fuck[/I][/B]?
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