I HATE HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN (TERRIBLE GAME I'M IN) [IHE] - General

[video]https://youtu.be/VMw5XohHkPs[/video]

actually quite enjoyed the "lets sit down and have a chat" format of this. should do more of these

I havent watched any HdtF vids but god damn the bump map on that guy's face irritates the shit out of me as a modeller His skin is fucking burlap or sandpaper or some shit

[QUOTE=spazthemax;53172855]I havent watched any HdtF vids but god damn the bump map on that guy's face irritates the shit out of me as a modeller His skin is fucking burlap or sandpaper or some shit[/QUOTE] I feel like it's supposed to be a "look how much detail we have, so pro" but it just makes things look 100 times more amateurish

Fakefactory: the game

beautiful ending

[QUOTE=Birdman101;53172872]Fakefactory: the game[/QUote] i was gonna make a post saying at least fakefactory looks marginally better than this but then i looked again [t]http://www.cinematicmod.com/images/cm_11/characters/cm_11_06.jpg[/t] this is much worse in it's own special way in fairness the cm 13 version (two after this) looks much better except for the world's lumpiest suit [t]http://4st.me/2UVD5.png[/t]

I had to actually think for a few seconds about weather that was supposed to be breen or not

that first one almost looks like the exact same model as the normal breen head but with a new texture wrapped around it. the v13 has the same texture but the hair has had polygons added to it to make it look like actual hair and the eyebrows and jaw have been slightly reshaped [t]https://i.gyazo.com/b754b7f8a3a57922f38e631f3ad5acc5.png[/t]

[quote][i][b]black messsahhhhh[/b][/i][/quote] I know IHE said it like four different times when he played the clip but how the FUCK

[QUOTE=dai;53172952]I know IHE said it like four different times when he played the clip but how the FUCK[/QUOTE] The VA's native language is most likely not English and the team simply didn't care due to how much of a disaster the rest of the project was/is

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;53173001]The VA's native language is most likely not English and the team simply didn't care due to how much of a disaster the rest of the project was/is[/QUOTE] IIRC they recorded a version where he pronounced it correctly but for some reason they went with the botched one. The whole voice work is just a stitch job of various fucked lines that were recorded without a workflow though.

I hate the way the humans look in this game. I'd've skipped buying the game just for that. [editline]2nd March 2018[/editline] You know, what does this game say about Valve? They have such little respect for their own IP that they would allow it to be used as a gimmick to make more steam sales? I know it's not an officially licensed game or anything, but i don't see any fan made Mario or sonic games for $20 on steam. Valve shouldn't have allowed this game to be sold unless it was up to their standards for representing the quality half-life is associated with. I mean, isn't that the reason why there is no half-life sequels to begin with? Valve's worried they can't impress again like they have in the past, so they haven't developed a sequel. But now they just allow any unorganized "studio" run by Hideo Kojima wanna-be's to use their reputation as a backdrop for amateur bullshit?

Are the main characters scars from a crowbar? Crowbars are a nasty thing to get hit by because they both cut [I][U][B]and[/B][/U][/I] dent your head in.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;53173181]Are the main characters scars from a crowbar? Crowbars are a nasty thing to get hit by because they both cut [I][U][B]and[/B][/U][/I] dent your head in.[/QUOTE] Did you notice that his scars have stitches on them even though they're wide open

[QUOTE=spazthemax;53172855]I havent watched any HdtF vids but god damn the bump map on that guy's face irritates the shit out of me as a modeller His skin is fucking burlap or sandpaper or some shit[/QUOTE] Was he breaking the 4th wall with that one line? [quote]YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE [B]*BLAM*[/B][/quote]

[QUOTE=LZTYBRN;53172890]-FakeFactory-[/QUOTE] At least Fakefactory's humans look human, and not like they're made out of plastic with drywall skin. I'd take that over HDTF's models anytime

man those keemstar lines are just ridiculous lol 15:47 and 16:25 for those who didn't watch the entire thing

[QUOTE=Birdman101;53172872]Fakefactory: the game[/QUOTE] you fucked up my ferns

I'd love for TB to get a hold of this game, do a WTF Is of it. It has been FAR TOO LONG since he's had such an objectively, unquantifiably terrible shitstain on gaming to cover and I'm sure getting a chance to lash out at something nobody in their right mind will defend would be cathartic for him.

[QUOTE=TestECull;53173808]I'd love for TB to get a hold of this game, do a WTF Is of it. It has been FAR TOO LONG since he's had such an objectively, unquantifiably terrible shitstain on gaming to cover and I'm sure getting a chance to lash out at something nobody in their right mind will defend would be cathartic for him.[/QUOTE] I dunno, having TB play plain awful shit for the sake of it would be kind of a bit mean. This isn't even the 'so bad it's hilarious' thing outside the cutscenes, it's a full-sized game of a mod that drags you through the mud kicking and screaming all the way along.

[QUOTE=TestECull;53173808]I'd love for TB to get a hold of this game, do a WTF Is of it. It has been FAR TOO LONG since he's had such an objectively, unquantifiably terrible shitstain on gaming to cover and I'm sure getting a chance to lash out at something nobody in their right mind will defend would be cathartic for him.[/QUOTE] IIRC TB is reluctant to play shovelware anymore because he doesn't like to give it undeserved attention.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;53173181]Are the main characters scars from a crowbar? Crowbars are a nasty thing to get hit by because they both cut [I][U][B]and[/B][/U][/I] dent your head in.[/QUOTE] Trust me when I say this... Do not google: "crowbar injuries" Seriously, some nasty ass shit.

[QUOTE=Drury;53174253]IIRC TB is reluctant to play shovelware anymore because he doesn't like to give it undeserved attention.[/QUOTE] even for a charity stream? if one were to happen

[QUOTE=Scratch.;53174271]even for a charity stream? if one were to happen[/QUOTE] The man's dying of cancer, he shouldn't have to play bad games anymore imo. Just let him retire and play good games.

[QUOTE=F.X Clampazzo;53174361]The man's dying of cancer, he shouldn't have to play bad games anymore imo. Just let him retire and play good games.[/QUOTE] I was thinking the same thing, didn't want to seem like a shitty person but he has better things to waste his time on

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;53174365]I was thinking the same thing, didn't want to seem like a shitty person but he has better things to waste his time on[/QUOTE] Now Vinny, on the other hand, would be a perfect match.

I need Vinny to dub this game

Oh, /v/ is already doing a re-dub of this btw. Should be pretty decent.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;53174436]I need Vinny to dub this game[/QUOTE] "Luigi! We gotta hunt down the Freeman before the Scapelli brothers do, or we'll be out of business!" "B-but Mario! He's got that crowbar! He'll turn your face into prosciutto!"