• Bomb Squad Succesfully Defuses a Box of kittens
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[URL]http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Bomb-Squad-Diffuses-Box-Full-of-Kittens-105541978.html[/URL] [quote] It's a good thing a [URL="http://www.nbcmiami.com/topics?topic=Central+Florida"]central Florida[/URL] bomb squad didn't detonate a suspicious box left in front of a building Friday. It was filled with cuddly kittens. Employees at a [URL="http://www.nbcmiami.com/topics?topic=Cocoa+Beach"]Cocoa Beach[/URL] Social Security office called 911 to report a "suspicious package" was left on their doorstep with no postage or address. The bomb squad quickly suited up and headed to the scene to defuse the situation. Once they arrived on scene, specialists found a box slightly stirring. There was no "tick-tock," but a different familiar sound. Meow. A quick examination by the experts determined the box's contents was about to explode - with cute and cuddliness. Inside were two kittens, which the bomb squad manual states is more dangerous to a ball of yarn than to an office building. One of the frightened kittens ran away and hasn't been found. We don't blame it. It was about two seconds from being blown to bits like [URL="http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Suspicious-Toy-Pony--102692904.html"]this poor pony[/URL]. The other will be taken to an animal shelter. Thank goodness the fur didn't fly in this situation.[/quote] :3:
It's a good thing they didn't send in the robot to blow it up. I could imagine the results of that. Kitty part's everywhere.
They were distracting the humans with their young so that they could steal important documents
But one of the cats ran away and wasn't found :smith:
I love my state.
best news article ever A quick examination by the experts determined the box's contents was about to explode - with cute and cuddliness. Inside were two kittens, which the bomb squad manual states is more dangerous to a ball of yarn than to an office building.
That was a hairy situation
Well now that's something that [i]hairly[/i] happens.
The Fur Locker
Why do people leave boxes of kittens in front of a social security office?
[QUOTE=FHamster;25600893]Why do people leave boxes of kittens in front of a social security office?[/QUOTE] So the kittens can claim their social security benefits genius why else would you drop someone off there
People are too paranoid nowadays.
Animal Rights Activists win! Wait... no.
[QUOTE=scotland1;25601050]People are too paranoid nowadays.[/QUOTE] Tell me about it. I was on a school trip to London in March, and while we were taking an underground train, one of the girls from my class noticed a schoolbag with no apparent owner on board. Everybody then started freaking out, including our teacher and we had to get off and board the next train instead. And what a surprise, no train was blown up that day. I understand that the teacher should probably take those kinds of safety measures anyway, but holy fuck, people are way too paranoid.
This could only happen in Florida.
Counter terrorists win
[QUOTE=OvB;25600524]It's a good thing they didn't send in the robot to blow it up. I could imagine the results of that. Kitty part's everywhere.[/QUOTE]Probably would have looked something like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVrMbwEtvs[/media]
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25601316]Probably would have looked something like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVrMbwEtvs[/media][/QUOTE] D'aw, that was kind of sad. Probably what was best though.
This happened in Florida? Maybe it was Raisin?
[QUOTE=Frisk;25601298]This could only happen in Florida.[/QUOTE] This is sooooo true.
the title made me think they killed kittens but im happy to know they lived ps cool stocking avatar
[QUOTE=Frisk;25601298]This could only happen in Florida.[/QUOTE] True.
"Hey a box! :O It looks suspicius! Lets call the police!".
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25601316]Probably would have looked something like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVrMbwEtvs[/media][/QUOTE] .... ...sooo what does whale meat taste like
[QUOTE=scout1;25600532]But one of the cats ran away and wasn't found :smith:[/QUOTE] Want to bet it was Raisin? And low and behold a FP'er finds her.... and then the Bomb Squad found her again :(
Us floridians don't deny it, the funniest shit makes news over here.
What happens if one day the terrorists plant a bomb under the kittens?
[QUOTE=Wunce;25607547]What happens if one day the terrorists plant a bomb under the kittens?[/QUOTE] Don't give them ideas, you maniac!
[QUOTE=belink;25607614]Don't give them ideas, you maniac![/QUOTE] Insurgents already use "body bombs". They'll kill any animal, or person for that matter, hollow out their stomach, and fill it with an explosive. They'll plant the body in the middle of the road, so when soldiers move towards it, it detonates.
[QUOTE=Identity;25607714]Insurgents already use "body bombs". They'll kill any animal, or person for that matter, hollow out their stomach, and fill it with an explosive. They'll plant the body in the middle of the road, so when soldiers move towards it, it detonates.[/QUOTE] They've done that since WWII if I'm not mistaken. Crack open a dead guys skull, scoop out contents, wedge grenade in said opening, remove pin, replace helmet. Medic comes along to retrieve the body, helmet eventually comes off, grenade falls out and kills whatever is there.
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