Nigerian woman disowns her cat because it's gay - Polidicks

Source - [url=http://leadership.ng/news/339272/woman-disowns-cat-for-being-gay]Leadership[/url] (It's a Nigerian newspaper) [quote]A middle-aged woman (names withheld) yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa State, publicly disowned her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed “an unnatural sexual behavior” which she finds disturbing and “a contradiction of the laws of nature.” By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner. The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.[/quote] And perhaps the most shocking part of all: [quote]When LEADERSHIP visited the area people, especially youths, were seen in groups cracking joks about the incident.[/quote] That's some hard-hitting journalism right there. Further proof that the mainstream media doesn't care about the real stories.

Is this a world first or a Nigerian first? Because I'd have expected Jamaica to have gotten here ages ago. It's depressing, how easily manipulated we are as humans. [editline]24th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=FinalHunter;43658419]If you're just going to dismiss the value of it being an article at all then why would you waste our time by posting it?[/QUOTE] A source can have hilariously bad journalistic standards and still manage to report fundamental facts correctly.

[img]http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d4/d4cc794fd78a5d717488c51300c2b1695c5e7b4f41963b87f66da90809cdc643.jpg[/img] How would you decide something like this though, was the cat staring at a boy cats ass and she instantly thought "damn that niggas gay"

I love how she said it's "un-natural" and "a contradiction of the laws of nature". Lady, it's a fucking cat. It's following the laws of nature. How can it not? Some people... :C

". . .a contradiction of the laws of nature. . ." In the immortal words of Dr. Ian Malcolm, "Life. . .um. . .ah. . .ah. . .FINDS a way."

But she's gonna be teased for a while for being the gay cat lady. Not that she doesn't deserve it.

Nigerian science should be studying this cat, figuring out how it managed to defy the laws of nature. Because if you can defy one law (being straight or else you implode from gayness, or something, ask them not me), why not another (gravity)? What I'm saying is I want to see a bunch of Nigerians jump off a cliff because they're for once unhypocritical about their stupidity.

[quote]The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.[/quote] It's dominance. Entirely not uncommon and this is dumb.

[QUOTE=Reagy;43658717]It's dominance. Entirely not uncommon and this is dumb.[/QUOTE] Nigeria was also the country that disproved homosexuality with magnets. They were all applauding the guy.

[QUOTE]Nigeria was also the country that disproved homosexuality with magnets. They were all applauding the guy.[/QUOTE] [url]http://io9.com/nigerian-grad-student-uses-magnets-to-prove-gay-marri-1326215449[/url] [IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/190cssm6mgmpljpg.jpg[/IMG]

Ha. I remember that. This country man... You can really see it's a product of its own people.

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;43658419]If you're just going to dismiss the value of it being an article at all then why would you waste our time by posting it?[/QUOTE] the king of sensationalist headlines does hereby decree; there shall be no humour

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43658947]the king of sensationalist headlines does hereby decree; there shall be no humour[/QUOTE] fucking fascist facepunch mods.

what

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;43658972]fucking fascist facepunch mods.[/QUOTE] remember that time the moderators decided that SH will be for serious sociopolitical discussion only yeah me neither

My neighbor had a couple of lesbian saint bernards that humped each other sometimes. They were weird.

Does the cat eat da poopoo?

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;43658419]If you're just going to dismiss the value of it being an article at all then why would you waste our time by posting it?[/QUOTE] you been here almost 5 years... have you not learned nothing about SH

[QUOTE=MangoJuice;43659082]My neighbor had a couple of lesbian saint bernards that humped each other sometimes. They were weird.[/QUOTE] Lesbian St. Bernards: Arguably the hottest of all St. Bernards.

[QUOTE=MangoJuice;43659082]My neighbor had a couple of lesbian saint bernards that humped each other sometimes. They were weird.[/QUOTE] my granddad had 2 gay dogs one was one of those little wiener dogs, the other was a Labrador the wienerdog would roll over and let the Lab lick his dick and hump him and shit. Fucked up dog.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43658996]remember that time the moderators decided that SH will be for serious sociopolitical discussion only yeah me neither[/QUOTE]They did ban jokes for like a week a while ago.

[QUOTE=Suttles;43661724]my granddad had 2 gay dogs one was one of those little wiener dogs, the other was a Labrador the wienerdog would roll over and let the Lab lick his dick and hump him and shit. Fucked up dog.[/QUOTE] lol Wienerdog

[QUOTE=HopperTheBuny;43662454]lol Wienerdog[/QUOTE] the funny part here is that it was indeed the Dachshund that gave the hot dog it's name.

on topic my cat tried shagging a feather duster once

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43658996]remember that time the moderators decided that SH will be for serious sociopolitical discussion only yeah me neither[/QUOTE] they did ban puns until garry found out. [IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/41m4.jpg[/IMG]