Technologically Inept Friends and Families - General

There are a lot of threads about people being annoyed by their parents'/siblings'/friends' computer inabilities. But did anyone of you ever take advantage of it? Here's mine. I'm in high school home alone fapping. Suddenly I hear the front door open. I "close" the browser and pull up my pants. A few minutes later, my mom walks in and asks to use my computer. I say alright. Turns out, I only minimized the browser. A while later, my mom comes storming to me and shows me the computer screen. "What is this?" Me, being the cunning dude I am "Oh, mom, ew! You set on the porn mode!" She's confused: "Huh? Why does your computer have a porn mode?" "Every windows browser have one. I have not uninstalled mine yet." "Okay... sorry." She never used my computer ever again. Success.

So.. out of curiosity... how would one go about enabling this "porn mode" you speak of..?

[QUOTE=chaz13;26278020]So.. out of curiosity... how would one go about enabling this "porn mode" you speak of..?[/QUOTE] [url]www.redtube.com[/url] Install the addon.

excellent reasoning bro.

There is some application that hides porn, but i forgot the name. It starts with fire or something

I always take advantage of this with my parents, there such noobs when it comes to tech and gaming related stuff.

You sir, are a genius

Save all of my projects on a flash drive, in front of the teacher. When a paper is due, tell the teacher I accidentally left it on my desk this morning. No points lost for doing papers the night they're due and then turning it in late :smug:

I'm waiting for the update where your mother brings this up with someone who knows something about computers and you get yelled at for watching porn and for lying.

I couldn't take advantage of my parents. I grew up in the time of Nintendo, when computers were just coming out, and I told my babysitter there was a contest where whoever played the most Nintendo could win a 5 million dollar prize. I played video games till my parents got home, at 9am. Needless to say, my parents weren't happy. At 9, I learned the most important lesson, the worst way. That was the last time I tried to lie to my parents. I'm still afraid to lie to them.

Fucking Win! can't believe that she believed you :byodood:

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;26279297]And on that day at 9, Idostupidthings was raped and beaten. Never again would he fantasize about bondage. Never again...[/QUOTE] Nor would his urethra ever retract to it's normal size.

I told my sister that the reason my history was full of porn was that when a popup blocker stops a popup, it logs the popup's address to the history.

my mom was a fucking programmer for years and my dad's a telecommunications researcher so I could never pull shit when I was young.

socially inept op

[QUOTE=chaz13;26278020]So.. out of curiosity... how would one go about enabling this "porn mode" you speak of..?[/QUOTE] ctrl + shift + n

[QUOTE=Archy;26281066]socially inept op[/QUOTE] Yeah well your head is on upside down!

[QUOTE=leadpumper;26278399]Save all of my projects on a flash drive, in front of the teacher. When a paper is due, tell the teacher I accidentally left it on my desk this morning. No points lost for doing papers the night they're due and then turning it in late :smug:[/QUOTE] Wow. Easy teachers.

I'll bet that his mom didn't actually believe him. She just took the first chance she could get out of scolding him, because damn that's awkward.

The same thing happened to me except I told her it was caused by a virus that I was trying to get rid of.

My family are idiots when it comes to technology. If they want something hooked up, like the 360, Wii, or something, they have me do it since it's too difficult for them. My sister also wanted to play the sims 3 on her 3 year old Macbook Pro. I asked her what the specs were, to see if she could run it, and she's like "Yeah, this is a $2400 Macbook, it can run any game". The sad thing was, it couldn't run the game. She then blamed me on having a bum copy because her precious Mac wasn't powerful enough for the Sims.

mom: get off the xbox. me: why? mom: you've been on it for too long, it's going to get a virus i didnt know what to say. i didnt get off though :smug:

You guys are lucky, my sister just gave away my mom's credit card, address, and name for a "FREE $200 IPod Tunes Store Card". Previously, despite having a good antivirus with noscript and adblock, she accepted a rogue antivirus that has a keylooger which nearly ruined my laptop for eternity. She got it from attempting to watch "XXX Inuyasha HENTAI". I never let my sister go on my new computer because of that.

[QUOTE=Frisk;26281843]My family are idiots when it comes to technology. If they want something hooked up, like the 360, Wii, or something, they have me do it since it's too difficult for them. My sister also wanted to play the sims 3 on her 3 year old Macbook Pro. I asked her what the specs were, to see if she could run it, and she's like "Yeah, this is a $2400 Macbook, it can run any game". The sad thing was, it couldn't run the game. She then blamed me on having a bum copy because her precious Mac wasn't powerful enough for the Sims.[/QUOTE] Fucking *slllllllaaaaaaaaaapppppp*

Teaching girlfriend how to use CC cleaner over Skype... Come on it's not that hard!!!!

[QUOTE=ryasnack1;26283567]Teaching girlfriend how to use CC cleaner over Skype... Come on it's not that hard!!!![/QUOTE] Boo fucking hoo. Teach the girl and get some brownie points instead of complaining about it.

[QUOTE=ryasnack1;26283567]Teaching girlfriend how to use CC cleaner over Skype... Come on it's not that hard!!!![/QUOTE] install cc cleaner right click recycle bin run cc cleaner

[QUOTE=leadpumper;26278399]Save all of my projects on a flash drive, in front of the teacher. When a paper is due, tell the teacher I accidentally left it on my desk this morning. No points lost for doing papers the night they're due and then turning it in late :smug:[/QUOTE] Even better, save mp3 as .doc file. Error when opening file. Teacher says just hand it in after you re-do it. More time to finish your actual project.

There's an addon for Redtube? Well I be damned.

Why wouldn't you just say it was a pop-up or something. "Porn-mode" is ridiculous and I think I would suspect that you had fabricated this entire story if it seemed even remotely worth fabricating.