[QUOTE][b]FOX NEWS[/B] LANCASTER, Pa. (AP) - Authorities say a 4-year-old boy apparently fell into a partially frozen liquid manure pit on his family's farm in central Pennsylvania and drowned.
Police say Josiah Martin was playing with two siblings and a neighbor child Saturday morning on the farm just outside New Holland when he wandered off. He was later found face-down in the 8-foot-deep pit and pronounced dead at the scene.
Officer Troy Deshong says it's unclear how the boy got into the pit. It's surrounded by a chain-link fence and 42 feet in diameter. He tells the (Lancaster) Sunday News that the boy's mother said he might have been trying to retrieve a dog. [/quote]
I guess you could say.. [puts on sunglasses] ..he died a crappy death.
shit happens
what a shitty way to die.
wow what the fuck I feel bad not only for the family but for the coroner and the funeral home employees
Bullshit.
I really want to say shit, but people will just interpret it as a pun now.
Stop with the puns you hearthless bastards
[b]I hate manure.[/b]
[img]http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/biff_manure.jpg[/img]
Thats...nasty?
I've got to say though, this must be one of the worst ways to die.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;27158171]I've got to say though, this must be one of the worst ways to die.[/QUOTE]
This times a thousand.
[editline]2nd January 2011[/editline]
And how the FUCK this happens, I don't wanna know. Why the kid was around the pit, and was allowed to freely roam around and fall in it...
Never mind I can't read.
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;27158190]
And how the FUCK this happens, I don't wanna know. Why the kid was around the pit, and was allowed to freely roam around and fall in it...[/QUOTE]
[b] He tells the (Lancaster) Sunday News that the boy's mother said he might have been trying to retrieve a dog. [/b]
I hate reading too. :D
Ugh. I don't even want to think about how horrible that would be. Poor kid.
Death by cold liquid shit, lovely.
Guess you could say the kid was in deep shit
I guess everyone can't keep their shit together while thinking up puns.
Must...resist...making pun...
Well, this'll cause a shitstorm in the family.
In all seriousness, that's awful. Poor kid.
You gotta' be shitting me.
what a poopy way to die
[QUOTE=Neinman;27158509]Must...resist...making pun...[/QUOTE]
You should relax and release your crappy pun all over the floor.
Why would you store manure in an open container/hole anyway? To enjoy the aroma?
I'm guessing it costs too much and would be impractical to seal it.
Well that stinks.
Shitty pun aside, that would really suck to die like that. I can't imagine.
Drowning in shit.
I can only imagine a few worse ways to go out.
[QUOTE=Dottedline;27158663]I'm guessing it costs too much and would be impractical to seal it.[/QUOTE]
Manure is always releasing gasses, it would be a bitch to store on a sealed place
<insert shit pun here>
If it was an animal, there would be less puns.
You people are sick.
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