• How to upgrade my tolerence of pain.
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Hey guys i"m just wondering how do I upgrade my tolerance to pain. Im weak and need help. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Creating a dumb thread." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Piss off a stray cat.
Spinach. Mushrooms. Cheese In a blender, drink. Then hit your self everywhere with a blunt object till you bleed/bruse Then keep doing this and push ups for 3 months, and come back to me to check up with your progress.
Punching yourself in the face usually helps.
Hurt yourself. and then, next time, hurt yourself some more, you'll get more tolerant soon enough.
I'm tolerant to a little bit of pain, but only after about spending 5 years of my childhood getting the shit beaten out of me by bullies. Other than that, you're on your own.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;16802772]Piss off a stray cat.[/QUOTE] I think years of Natural Selection has forced us to not do that.
[QUOTE=Xesum;16802778]Spinach. Mushrooms. Cheese [/QUOTE] That doesn't sound all bad.
Skin yourself and pour salt and lemon juice on the open wound. Do this for at least an hour... hour and a half a day.
[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;16802786]I'm tolerant to a little bit of pain, but only after about spending 5 years of my childhood getting the shit beaten out of me by bullies. Other than that, you're on your own.[/QUOTE] Cry some more.
Inflict pain on yourself, but don't injure yourself either.
It's pretty easy, let me guide you through. 1. Launch Windows updater. 2. Check off "Pain Tolerance Driver Update 8/01/09" 3. Click the update button. 4. Wait for the update to download and install. You have now updated your pain tolerance drivers.
Join fight club.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16802851]It's pretty easy, let me guide you through. 1. Launch Windows updater. 2. Check off "Pain Tolerance Driver Update 8/01/09" 3. Click the update button. You have now updated your pain tolerance drivers.[/QUOTE] lol'd but yeah just pucnh yourself and stuff, you'll soon cope
If you're weak then start working out.
Walk up to any random woman, tell her your penis itches and ask if you can scratch it inside her vagina. Repeat this until you feel no pain.
[QUOTE=Xesum;16802778]Spinach. Mushrooms. Cheese[/QUOTE] That would make a nice quiche.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;16802941]Walk up to any random woman, tell her your penis itches and ask if you can scratch it inside her vagina. Repeat this until you feel no pain.[/QUOTE] That's a bit S&M.
punch yourself in the face as hard as you can
[QUOTE=tarkio;16802959]That would make a nice quiche.[/QUOTE] Also makes a nice curry.
Take PCP, then get into a fight with a Police Officer.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16802992]Take PCP, then get into a fight with a Police Officer.[/QUOTE] with a skillet and some eggs [editline]07:16PM[/editline] cops HATE that
cut yourself with small scratches then put salt and shit in them, that way you don't get scars and they hurt alot
get your tonsils out. i just got mine out and it's the worst pain ive ever been in.
Put all of your talent points into Toughness. Also, make sure you choose "The Bully" as your constellation.
You probably haven't had your wisdom teeth removed yet. Do that conscious, with no painkillers. Yourself. [editline]07:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16803031]Put all of your talent points into Toughness. Also, make sure you choose "The Bully" as your constellation.[/QUOTE] What do you think his S.P.E.C.I.A.L Looks like?
Work out.
But all these things hurt... Is there any way that doesn't hurt?
put your hand in a running lawnmower
[QUOTE=Pink Pickaxe;16803098]But all these things hurt... Is there any way that doesn't hurt?[/QUOTE] You best be trolling, buddy.
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