Man gets mystery growth after drinking can of beer he dropped in river - Polidicks

[quote]Sixty-year-old John Macdonald’s troubles began when he took a sip from a can of beer he had dropped into a river.... ...‘I’m a good bloke and I want to be around for my kids and my little grandchild so if there’s a bloody good doc out there that can help, then give me a holler.’[/quote] [URL]http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/08/mystery-growth-afflicts-granddad-who-sipped-from-can-of-beer-he-dropped-in-river-4222747/[/URL]

see? even the fucking water it's self is deadly in Australia.

[url=http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ad_122337248.jpg]There's a picture in the article, and lord is it nasty.[/url]

is he pregnant?

Holy shit. Reminded me of Pudge

-oh, so he did go to the hospital-

[QUOTE=pentium;43114627]Did he not bother to go to the hospital?[/QUOTE] Read the article, he had surgery

It's aliens, calling it now.

It kind of looks like a giant baby's head is coming out of his stomach. Why the hell would you consume anything you dropped in a river? Whatever it is is ruined now, give it up. The five-second-rule does not apply to liquids, much less for things [I]dropped in liquids[/I].

[QUOTE=Amaurus;43114561][url=http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ad_122337248.jpg]There's a picture in the article, and lord is it nasty.[/url][/QUOTE] Jeeze that thing looks bad, the growth looks bad too.

it looks like he ate a giant water balloon and then got disemboweled

and then it bursts and he gives birth to thousands of spiders.....knowing Australia this isn't entirely off the books!

BOOOOMEEEEEEER

Jesus that's a nasty mutation.

looks like a bacterial/viral infection has gotten into his system and it's currently destroying his body

[QUOTE=Knoxed;43114624]Holy shit. Reminded me of Pudge[/QUOTE] boomer [editline]8th December 2013[/editline] I got ninja'd by a long shot

Looks like he's about to give birth to an alien.

[QUOTE=Amaurus;43114561][url=http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ad_122337248.jpg]There's a picture in the article, and lord is it nasty.[/url][/QUOTE] O_o

This article gives more insight into his medical adventure with this, and an even worse picture: [url]http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/stomach-bugs-hospital-hell-beer-brisbane-river/1857454/[/url] jesus.

Any other country: [quote]'If you know anything about what this condition may be then please help, I'm worried this is going to kill me. I'd like to be there for my children.'[/quote] Australia: [quote]'I'm a good bloke and I want to be around for my kids and my little grandchild so if there’s a bloody good doc out there that can help, then give me a holler.'[/quote]

Drinking a can of beer that fell into a river, [url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/ba/Pud_kill_04.mp3[/url]

Looks like he has a particularly severe case of beer belly

[QUOTE=RobbL;43115792]Looks like he has a particularly severe case of beer belly[/QUOTE] the elusive double-belly, often accompanied by double-chins and death

Fuck that picture caught me off-guard. I honestly wouldn't have thought much of dropping a beer can in a river and drinking from it. I'm assuming it was open when he dropped it. Yeah I would have let the can go, but I wouldn't expect that kind of reaction from drinking from it.

I'm not even sure what's happened in that picture. Did the skin on the outside swell up, or is it swelling on the inside so bad, it layers over the surface skin?

I'm reminded of the Stephen King story [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_Matter_(short_story)"]Gray Matter[/URL] here.

[QUOTE=supersocko;43116714]I'm not even sure what's happened in that picture. Did the skin on the outside swell up, or is it swelling on the inside so bad, it layers over the surface skin?[/QUOTE] You're looking at a hernia. EDIT: GOD DAMMIT FORUM SHARK

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ujqDKPa.png[/IMG] [I]Oh come on.[/I]

[quote]...‘I’m a good bloke and I want to be around for my kids and my little grandchild so if there’s a bloody good doc out there that can help, then give me a holler.[/quote] most australian sentence i've ever read

it looks like hes growing a large ballsack on his belly