Yep, this is news - Hamster eats magnet, sticks to metal bars of cage. - Polidicks

[url]http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-magnet-swallowing-hamster-recovering-after-sticking-itself-to-bars-of-metal-cage-1-3719398[/url] [quote]A HAMSTER spent the Easter break recovering with its owners from the unusual ordeal of eating a Spider-Man magnet and becoming stuck to the metal bars of its cage. Kate Meech and her four children returned to their Bugbrooke home last Thursday afternoon to find four month-old Smurf quite distressed, attached to the outside of its cage. Kate said: “When I saw the small circular shape from inside her cheek I realised she was attached by a magnet. “It took a bit of a tug to pull her away from it and then we had to keep her in a plastic box, for obvious reasons. “She seemed to be fine so I thought she would just spit it out if she was left alone. “But after checking on her for a few days I realised that, instead, her body started to push it out of her cheek, treating it as a foreign body. “It made me feel quite queasy. “We found the magnet and she just has a little graze on her cheek. But she’s back to her normal, loopy self.” Mrs Meech said the magnet was understood to have come from the foot of her 10-year-old son Thomas’s toy Spider-Man figure. She added: “I’ve warned the children to keep their toys away from the cage from now on.”[/quote] Erm.

To be fair, I am very eager to hear the news of any hamsters around the world ingesting unusual objects.

I would like to try that on myself. I have some neodymium around.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pxgHX.png[/IMG] Why do people look so weird all the time.

And that's why you don't eat magnets, kids.

[QUOTE=Freakie;35539608][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pxgHX.png[/IMG] Why do people look so weird all the time.[/QUOTE] freakie, almost.

I laughed uncontrollably at the mental image, then felt bad for the hamster. :smith:

More like spider-hamster magnet.

I need pictures.

fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork.jpg My cousins hamster died because he climbed his cage and got stuck on top with his teeth, hung there for at least a day :(

kids across the world ingest magnets to attempt to become spiderman

And no one took a picture? The fuck?! Edit: Also why's no one shop'd Magnito's helmet on to a Hamster yet?

Or magnet man. Man I want a hamster magnet. Keeps my shit on the fridge.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35539524]To be fair, I am very eager to hear the news of any hamsters around the world ingesting unusual objects.[/QUOTE] If it's unusual, it must be news!

The hamster ate the magnet specifically from the spider man toy to try and gain it's power.

I hear of kids die from eating the magnets called bucky balls, and then as they go through your digestive tract two can pinch your intestines. Sounds terrible.

This is an even better title than "House Blows the Fuck Up"

All i could think about after reading that.... [img]http://epicfail.xepher.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/minsc.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Freakie;35539608][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pxgHX.png[/IMG] Why do people look so weird all the time.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9AJ8u.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;35543026][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/9AJ8u.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] ..."that girl"?

[QUOTE=Killuah;35540297]fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork.jpg My cousins hamster died because he climbed his cage and got stuck on top with his teet, hung there for at least a day :([/QUOTE] My friend's hamster got so fat that it got stuck in the cages tubes and died.

Oh god I laughed so hard after imagining this. Thanks OP :v:

[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;35543026][img]http://i.imgur.com/9AJ8u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ritual self-sacrifice to that girl deity.

Instantly reminded of this episode of Tom and Jerry [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3RT_6AEYFw[/media] Skip to 2:10

Why do I have a feeling that hamster was in extreme pain?

SNL did a skit about kids eating fridge magnets that were fruit shaped. They had a scene where the kids are standing at the bus stop and as a van goes by they fly towards it and stick to the side.

[QUOTE=Killuah;35540297]fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork.jpg My cousins hamster died because he climbed his cage and got stuck on top with his teeth, hung there for at least a day :([/QUOTE] My gerbil got tangled into some yarn thread and strangled itself to death trying to come loose :(

My hamster got attacked by my cats and dogs 5 times, its cage was knocked down by the cats twice, and it escaped into the walls one time but it still lived for five years.

Spiderhamster, Spiderhamster does whatever a spiderhamster does Can he hang, from a wall Yes he can he ate a magnet

[QUOTE=shakadamus;35540528]And no one took a picture? The fuck?! Edit: Also why's no one shop'd Magnito's helmet on to a Hamster yet?[/QUOTE] Here you go [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/STjPp.png[/IMG] Edit: I call him Hamneto