WHYDAAT? - What have you done as a teen?

[VortexZ]

[b]WHYDAAT[/b]
Post what have you done as a teen before.

Let me start, When I was a teen I used to steal gum at a grocerry store in the Rotonda, it didn't have any security in the store literally could've srtole some Cola and Pringles.

[b]No lies!!![/b]

[Motorsheep]

[QUOTE=VortexZ;48251262][b]WHYDAAT[/b]
literally could've srtole some Cola and Pringles.
[/QUOTE]

Damn you're one crazy-ass bastard.

[editline]20th July 2015[/editline]

by the way, this should have gone in "fast threads", I think.

[Kastro]

[QUOTE=VortexZ;48251262][b]WHYDAAT[/b]
Post what have you done as a teen before.

[/QUOTE]

I fucked your mom in the ass and came on her boobs.

[b]No lies!!![/b]

[notgeogzm]

over a million views on a video i made at age 12

a terrible video

but a video nonetheless

[Nutcake]

I once set the school on fire when I was 13.

[isak]

i smoked weed out of a dollar bill and got pneumonia

[Kastro]

[QUOTE=.Isak.;48251599]i smoked weed out of a dollar bill and got pneumonia[/QUOTE]

Straight G

[Antdawg]

Went to school drunk on my birthday. Half of a bottle of bourbon drunk. I absolutely recommend it if you like being sent to the library for the day.

[sp]it was my 17th too, not even my 18th. The principal didn't know that[/sp]

[editline]20th July 2015[/editline]

I also dyed my hair pink in the very last days I was 19, looked absolutely fabulous

[AtomicWaffle]

I drank 14 beers in under a half hour out of spite and then wandered 30 kilometers home.

[VortexZ]

Sure..

[editline]20th July 2015[/editline]

Also, I fell off a building :)

[Mingebox]

This once time I consumed a great many alcoholic beverages, to such a degree that all manner of inebriated escapades may have ensued!

[Motorsheep]

I got [B]dumped by my girlfriend[/B], [B]caused a police raid[/B] on a train I was sitting in (somebody saw me showing a softair gun to some kids a few years younger than me and [B]thought I was selling illegal firearms to minors[/B]), drank shitloads of cheap booze and [B]got a blowjob[/B] from my best friend's cousin [B]while 5 other people tried to sleep in the same room[/B].

[B]Bonus points:[/B]
It all happened on the same day.

[B]Penalty points:[/B]
I was 20.

[Harry3]

I threw a conker at someone and got a detention

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=.Isak.;48251599]i smoked weed out of a dollar bill and got pneumonia[/QUOTE]

*lights up bill* fuck yeaa bitches *passes out*