How people named their penises and vaginas eight centuries ago - Polidicks

[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18x8gdk95k5sgjpg/ku-bigpic.jpg[/img] [img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7285/9523884584_3a4cae0042_o.jpg[/img] [img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7326/9521100313_02daabab3b_o.jpg[/img] [quote]Here is a timeline full of words for vagina , which dates back to the year 1250 - the oldest word for vagina is there "Cunt" - and here is a timeline full of words for the penis (via Flowing Data ) , which dates back to the year 1300 - the oldest word there is "Ballocks". And yes, the tool with which things were created, called Time Glider.[/quote] [url]http://www.crackajack.de/2013/08/16/interactive-timeline-of-slang-for-your-genitalia/[/url] [QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;41881345]Here's the interactive charts for [URL="http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b"]penis[/URL] and [URL="http://timeglider.com/timeline/07f47d6b843da763"]vagina.[/URL][/QUOTE] Imagine being asked what your job is. 'Oh, researching about the history of people calling their own dicks and pussies.'

"love's cabinet" what were people thinking.

Mossy cave

I wonder how people will refer to their genitals in the future.

Mrs Fubbs' Parlour is my favorite.

I love the victorian era ones. They sound so formal.

Camal Mantrap oh god

Mrs Fubbs' parlour. I wonder if people whose last names were Fubbs called it that... [editline]fash[/editline] "Catch 'em all alive-o" Oh God.

Here's the interactive charts for [URL="http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b"]penis[/URL] and [URL="http://timeglider.com/timeline/07f47d6b843da763"]vagina.[/URL]

"Fuck-Beggar"

aphrodisiacal tennis court

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;41881345]Here's the interactive charts for [URL="http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b"]penis[/URL] and [URL="http://timeglider.com/timeline/07f47d6b843da763"]vagina.[/URL][/QUOTE] Thanks, will put up in OP.

'Slaughtering knife'? Okay, calm down, buddy.

I shall proceed in inserting mine belly-ruffian in thy nettle bed, I say!

'Gaying instrument'

gaying instrument

nick in the notch

Matrimonial Peacemaker. Im dying.

"Mouth that cannot bite" :v:

[QUOTE=NoMan;41881410]"Mouth that cannot bite" :v:[/QUOTE] Clearly, they've never seen Teeth...

Faggot

people will probably think we were idiots for saying "dick" and "cunt" in the future

Never knew that cunt is such an old word for vagina.

'9 inch knocker' '13 inches' [editline].[/editline] 'yogurt-spitting-sausage' I think I'll use this timeline as reference whenever I need a name for a game character.

I put my faggot in her kitchen

I love how if you scroll all the way back through time on the vagina chart, you skip a thousand years of nothingness until you get to the beginning, whereupon it simply says 'cunt'.

"Two dots and a dash" .|.

I wish it had gone back farther. Some of these names seem like they're from awful romance novels. Insert [I]Gaying Instrument.[/I]

jiggambob is probably my favorite.

A lot of them sound like sexual terms 14 year olds create on urbandictionary.