[quote] NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/#"]Massachusetts[/URL] crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, [URL="http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html"]The Republican.[/URL]
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
[/quote]Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ get's hit by a car.
Source: [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/[/url]
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[quote]Christ has risen... And got hit by a car...[/quote]
again
Jesus Christ.
5/7/2010
i thought i saw this before
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;26732456]5/7/2010
i thought i saw this before[/QUOTE]
Exactly, this isn't news anymore.
Either this is late or this guy isn't very lucky with cars.
Oh it's very late.
Apparently.
This is about as old as jesus too
[QUOTE=Zeus;26732583]This is about as old as jesus too[/QUOTE]
I didn't know this thread was imaginary.
He'll be back in another 2000 years, this will be reposted 5000 times by then.
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;26735242]I didn't know this thread was imaginary.[/QUOTE]
There was a guy named Jesus Christ you know. And he got ran over by a car.
