Jesus in the News Compilation

[ComedyWiz]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWsED3rIx-I[/media]

[autodesknoob]

the stupidity
i found its final form

[Chaotic Lord]

Jesus on a Stick?

Sounds tasty.

[Dead Madman]

"A holy image? or a bucket of FILTH!" was hilarious

[Curls]

you could literally make millions off a custom image toaster

[video=youtube;zBjQ8a8Udlo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBjQ8a8Udlo[/video]
[t]http://unusuallife.com/wp-content/uploads2006/2011/12/toaster0371.jpg[/t]

AKA you play the toast as a miracle and sell it on ebay

[escher]

The matter-of-fact way the one woman says "Jesus waffle," is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[RobbL]

Fortunately we don't get any of this sort of shit in the news in the uk. I mean at least on tv.

[Chris_the_qt]

People who try to make out jesus from the lines in their toast or made of dirt, are like the people that try to find the smallest things from any steam update related to HL3

[smfE]

America and jesus, why do you love him so much, whats the deal? Is jesus the perfect man?

[dai]

I found jesus on this dude's face

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/686c4c8f91c6851422af6a0767fb4a74/tumblr_msez9mOKPs1s4z30oo1_500.jpg[/img]

[escher]

[QUOTE=smfE;42069178]America and jesus, why do you love him so much, whats the deal? Is jesus the perfect man?[/QUOTE]

Sometimes the local news is reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy slow.

[dirty_ape]

All faces are now Jesus.

[Caynug]

jehesus

[Jocke]

Praise Jasus Crust

[The Vman]

I want to see a compilation like this, but with Hitler.

I'm sure there's been some toast Hitlers around.

[RudeMcRude]

Ice in a broken ice machine? Miricale.

I don't think religious people are silly, but this type of religious person is silly.

[Archival]

Oh god that black woman "da hailo is aboiwve his haid"
Im in tears this is so bad

[pr00ch]

Kind of weird how he's never appearing inside, oh I don't know, a church or something.

[Dumb x1]

Breaking news: Jesus found on a jesus

[Richard Longflop]

I found Jesus in this picture

[t]http://cf.badassdigest.com/_uploads/images/The-Last-Supper-Da-Vinci-1495-98.jpeg[/t]

If you concentrate around the center of it you can make him out

[Køleskab]

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;42069255]Sometimes the local news is reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy slow.[/QUOTE]

What? 120 million armed idiots and no news?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=daijitsu;42069245]I found jesus on this dude's face

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/686c4c8f91c6851422af6a0767fb4a74/tumblr_msez9mOKPs1s4z30oo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[t]http://3zero.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Anton_feature_hero3.jpg[/t][t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6xxQBrgpI7k/UNTlMW0E1xI/AAAAAAAABqo/mP8BOqsO_QI/s1600/christian-bale-totally-looks-like-jesus.jpg[/t][t]http://www.brooklynbrand.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/NEEDIEST-articleLarge.jpg[/t][t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qGG5Hb7RB08/TbeVoZ5iUJI/AAAAAAAAAXc/bj7wuMuQL74/s1600/TonyKrupicka.jpg[/t][t]http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2011/07/james-piles-severed-leg-e1310673938995.jpg[/t][t]http://smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net/806D5E/wordpress-live/images/affleck-extract.jpg[/t][t]http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/vgPbSw8Of7s57iCxgHAPVA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/ygamesblog/jesus-lookalike-ejected-darts-top630.jpg[/t]

WHOA Jesus has been reborn in so many men

whoa huge acid flashback back to when i talked to jesus in woodstock

[t]http://i.imgur.com/ohCYx46.jpg[/t]

jesus!

[Dumb x1]

[quote]WHOA Jesus has been reborn in so many men

whoa huge acid flashback back to when i talked to jesus in woodstock

jesus![/QUOTE]

Basically if you have a beard,You're Jesus

[escher]

[QUOTE=Bomimo;42086764]What? 120 million armed idiots and no news?[/QUOTE]
Good job