The greatest NASCAR pre-race prayer you'll ever hear
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8[/media]
Pastor Joe Nelms really knows his audience. Personally, I believe that all prayers should be delivered in this manner, if only because it's absolutely hilarious.
[QUOTE=zach34;31359148]Only in Nashville, Tennessee...[/QUOTE]
It's true because I live here.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31359206]It's true because I live here.[/QUOTE]
Bros.
[QUOTE=LifeIsGood;31359294]Bros.[/QUOTE]
Well I really live in Knoxville, but it's the same here.
that guy is so fucking cool
Real man.
NASCAR is pretty damn sweet
I may think prayers before events are completely worthless, but damn if every prayer was like this I'd reconsider.
Boogidy boogidy boogidy
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;31360062]NASCAR is pretty damn sweet[/QUOTE]
I find it boring to watch, but I will give mad props to anyone who can put a 2000 pound car around 30 degree corners 4 cars deep for 500 miles.
Preach
Boogity Boogity Boogity! This is amazing.
2000 left turns and 500 miles, what a sport. AND HERE COMES ANOTHER LEFT TURN! The exciting parts only come when someone crashes.
And what a prayer if a Redneck ever gave one.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;31360062]NASCAR is pretty damn sweet[/QUOTE]
What is so sweet about watching a bunch of rednecks drive in a oval?
Oh, I heard this on the radio when I was catching a bus. These people sure love their little racecars.
He forgot to thank god for round tires.
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we'd also like to thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it..."
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