So I left school early to go to the dentist, for I required two fillings on the upper row each on opposite sides. I've had these cavities for about seven months now and I was thinking the whole way there about how they will soon finally be gone.
I arrived at the office and sat in the waiting section for a few moments. All was peaceful, a large window in the room gave an amazing view across the sea to the other side of town and was a beautiful sight. Minutes later the dentist lady called me in to have a seat. I sat in the chair and figured, oh boy another boring filling. As I sit back I realize there is a massage system in the chair which was not there the last time I visited.
The dentist lady tips the chair back, and there's a fucking HD TV on the ceiling, she hands me fucking sunglasses to protect my eyes from the light, fucking headphones so I can hear the TV, and a fucking remote. Along with the back massage thingy, what the hell else could you ever wish for during a visit to the dentist?
I realized moments later they were just doing this to make me settle in, they put some rubber band thing in my mouth to wire it open, but they stopped half way and left me sitting with my mouth not able to close, and I'm tipped back so I'm being choked out by my own saliva. The dentists return and finish the rubber band and proceed with the fillings, I felt something pierce my gum just before the numb area and it stung like a bitch. Then they started sanding my teeth, which sounded like a dog yelping, I could no long hear through the headphones and was dozing off under the drugs. My mouth was wired open for almost an hour and by the time it was all over my jaw felt like someone had yanked on it and the rest of my mouth felt like jelly. I was fairly dizzy after standing, I stumbled out to the car and took a ride home.
How my amazing visit to the dentist became complete and utter shit.
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The dentist lady tips the chair back, and there's a fucking HD TV on the ceiling, she hands me fucking sunglasses to protect my eyes from the light, fucking headphones so I can hear the TV, and a fucking remote. Along with the back massage thingy, what the hell else could you ever wish for during a visit to the dentist?
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For them not to drag your fucking teeth out of your head, thank you.
They left you tipped back without any way of clearing your saliva?
Sue 'em for putting you in a dangerous situation.
Getting cavities drilled out sucks. Kinda funny how you pull a Stallone every time you smile for about 2 hours afterwards.
Sounds fun imo.
what did you expect it's the dentist
Sounds like there was waayyyy more going on than just some fillings......I mean fuck, did you come out of there with a grill or something?! Sounds like THE BEST dentist office though. Where is it?
I wish my dentist was like that. Nothing like having to keep my mouth open in extreme pain as they extracted four teeth in one visit.
By the way, the new dentist lady was a bitch. My old dentist maybe retired (doesn't work there anymore) so it wasn't a great experience.
congratulations, you got through a routine trip to the dentist.
What's a denist.
nice catch!
It seems you are just unfortunate. I always choke on my own saliva at the dentist, especially with braces being fixed. And with that numbing liquid that tastes like bubblegum
My dentist has massive TVs in every room, pretty cool until they get to work.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18407324]What's a denist.[/QUOTE]
He makes dens
Brush your teeth.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18407324]What's a denist.[/QUOTE]
A torturer.
Our dentist is not all that fancy dancy. No TV's just a radio. They don't wire your mouth open when giving you a filling. And they even give you a chance to swallow your saliva.
just imagine if there was porn playing on the TV lol
also was "that dentist lady" hot?
HD TV? All we have to look at are posters of dogs and cats
You think thats bad? Just go to mine, it's looks like a 70's brothel.
HDTV in the ceiling? Headphones? No wonder dentists are getting expensive as hell.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18407406]You think thats bad? Just go to mine, it's looks like a 70's brothel.[/QUOTE]
Are you saying that brothels are a bad thing?
REPENT MY CHILD! REPENT!
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also was "that dentist lady" hot?[/QUOTE]
No she was not.
baww theyre trying to make my teeth less like a fucking cesspool baww i hate them.
being 14 sucks man
Cos of dentist operations, I lack canines D:
[QUOTE=Moby-;18409545]Cos of dentist operations, I lack canines D:[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry you had to sell your dogs to pay for the operations. I really am.
Brush your teeth and use mouth wash then to avoid this happening again.
No cavities :smug:
The office I go to has a window :dance:
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