Kim Jong-un sends sweets to every child in the country for his birthday - Polidicks

[quote]A radio report by the North Korean Central Broadcasting Station, monitored in Seoul on Monday, said Mr Kim had mobilised aircraft to ensure that each child in the country aged 10 or under received the candy gift in time. Villagers in outlying islands "exploded with joy" at the confectionery airlift, the report said. The giving of "birthday candy" was started in 1980 by Mr Kim's grandfather and North Korea's founding leader Kim Il-sung. Kim's father Kim Jong-il, who died in December 2011, continued the practise when he took over in 1994. The birthdays of the two late Kims are both celebrated as national holidays. Kim Jong-un was born on January 8, although there is some confusion about the year, with various reports that it was 1982, 1983 or 1984. "Such gifts to children are aimed to project an image as a benevolent, caring leader as the North seeks to build up a personality cult around the young leader," said Cho Bong-Hyun, an analyst at the IBK Economic Research Institute in Seoul.[/quote] [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9784811/Kim-Jong-un-sends-sweets-to-children-for-his-birthday.html]Source[/url]

[QUOTE=Medevilae;39129001]Pictured: [t]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/2990311758_dd9af706aa.jpg?v=0[/t][/QUOTE] I thought that was a candy dick at first

They must take shape of glorious leader

stranger danger

Ah, yes, fatten them. They'll taste better for the Glorious Leader

he's nice

they shouldn't have candy; they'll spoil their appetite

I bet they'd rather have some meat.

So all 11 year olds and above can eat shit sounds fair enough

a caring leader isn't defined by giving candy to kids under the age of 10, its actually looking after the whole population.

[QUOTE=thisispain;39129132]they shouldn't have candy; they'll spoil their appetite[/QUOTE] For what? The sweets they get next year?

[QUOTE=yo avro;39129068]he's nice[/QUOTE] How is that nice? It's a part of his evil plan.

Santa Jong

Imagine if they were filled with cyanide or something like that. Just to commit a mass genocide.

When I read mobolized aircraft and "exploded with joy" I thought for sure this was gonna up as some sort of bombing.

Creepy.

Damn communists! :v:

why not ice cream (oh wait, its winter) it would be ironic to watch unpacked candy dropping from the sky

oh cool, a whole 8 month's rations for free!

[QUOTE=slamex;39129179]For what? The sweets they get next year?[/QUOTE] no. grass.

He should rather supply them with some rice or bread instead of sweets.

Kim Jong-un is wooing me

The candy is laced with mind control agents

[QUOTE=junker|154;39132373]He should rather supply them with some rice or bread instead of sweets.[/QUOTE] He probably just doesn't understand how bad it is for them. At least he's trying though.

[quote]Villagers in outlying islands "exploded with joy"[/quote] what kind of mortars do they hide in these sweets

And the candy was the only food they would eat that day

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39129146]So all 11 year olds and above can eat shit sounds fair enough[/QUOTE] so 12 year olds and above can eat shit so 13 year olds can eat shit 14 year olds etc. He just chose 10 years old as the cut-off time. If this is true, seems pretty sweet of him, compared to how shitty North Korea is.

I don't see Obama giving out free candy to every American child on his birthday. What a disgusting excuse for an American, being outclassed by a foreigner commy pig should result in an instant re-evaluation of who we allow to become our president.

[QUOTE=Garik;39129573]Imagine if they were filled with cyanide or something like that. Just to commit a mass genocide.[/QUOTE] I feel that people keep forgetting that NK citizens are actually people

[quote] build up a personality cult around[/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0[/media] I can't be the only one who thought of it.