Long distance sex: now your dick can be 3000 miles long!
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Source here: [URL]http://kotaku.com/5952785/long-distance-sex-theres-an-app-for-that[/URL]
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[B]Next January, Taiwan's [URL="http://www.lovepalz.com/index.php"]LovePalz[/URL] will be launching its long distance lovin' pleasuring gadgets.[/B] The devices, which seem to be designed for straight couples, have gotten Western news coverage—and more recently, Japanese.
The devices support iPhone, Android, and more, and the two set LovePalz has units for both males and females, with each being dubbed "Zeus" and "Hera". The male aid is lined with textured silicone, and the female one sports a phallus.
[B]According to Japan's Shukan Post (via [URL="http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2012/10/17/call-me-maybe-taiwanese-smartphone-gizmo-love-palz-gives-couples-good-gyrations/"]The Tokyo Reporter[/URL]), using the app and the devices during masturbation sends data to the cloud via Bluetooth that's based on the velocity of the male's strokes. This is transferred to a piston in the phallus in the Hera unit, which matches the speed in real time. Data based on the female's sends that to the male's Zeus unit, causing the pump to "tighten", if necessary. In short, it's virtual screwing.[/B]
And what inspired this device and its app? "I was lonely during my studies as I couldn't see my girlfriend back in Taiwan," says the developer of the device, who was studying in the U.K. when he came up with LovePalz. "That was my inspiration. I want couples engaged in long-distance relationships to enjoy this product's benefits."
To do so, they'll need to shell out US$94.50 for a pair (there are also limited 24-carat ones for $10,000). They are packaged with male and female units, and it's not clear if LovePalz will work with two Hera units or two Zeus units. (Not everyone has the same kind of sex, you know!)
LovePalz was originally launched via Kickstarter, but that campaign didn't work out. The company says over 3,900 pre-orders have been made—and customers pay only once the product ships. One thousand of those pre-orders, it seems, are from Japan.
This puts a whole new meaning on reach out and touch someone.
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[img]http://www.lovepalz.com/images/0103.png[/img]
Misleading title. I want my cock to be 3000 miles.
What if one wants to use it on themself?
This is hardly a new concept
[IMG]http://theslate.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/20080429-wii-fucku-fucku-fuckme.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/[/url]
[B]Nineteen ninety nine.[/B]
[i]"I'm sickened, but curious."[/i]
[QUOTE=Furnost;38092536]What if one wants to use it on themself?[/QUOTE]
Then you've essentially turned a Portal fanfic into a real thing.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;38092578]This is hardly a new concept
[IMG]http://theslate.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/20080429-wii-fucku-fucku-fuckme.jpg[/IMG]
[URL]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/[/URL]
[B]Nineteen ninety nine.[/B][/QUOTE]
That's got to be real fuckin' uncomfortable
plus I don't want to fuck a machine
[QUOTE=Furnost;38092536]What if one wants to use it on themself?[/QUOTE]
"Gee, I can't wait to get home tonight and fuck myself in the ass using my own 2 cell phones!"
Already is mate.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;38092578]This is hardly a new concept
[IMG]http://theslate.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/20080429-wii-fucku-fucku-fuckme.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/[/url]
[B]Nineteen ninety nine.[/B][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/man.jpg[/img][img]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/woman.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Theater;38092661][img]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/man.jpg[/img][img]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/woman.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Something about that terrifies me.
Lot of sex in the news as of late
[editline]18th October 2012[/editline]
Not that I'm complaining
[QUOTE=Murkrow;38092578]This is hardly a new concept
[IMG]http://theslate.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/20080429-wii-fucku-fucku-fuckme.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/[/url]
[B]Nineteen ninety nine.[/B][/QUOTE]
hurr floppy dick drive :v:
This'll be handy for lonely husbands (and wives) stuck fighting in the East. Also, if it were made so that it could connect to different units across the globe, it'd add a whole other dimension to cybering. However, there could be issues with latency; things could get a bit out of sync if you catch my drift.
Also I think I talked about the subject a long while back, in a thread that concerned long-distance marital aids of a different kind.
[QUOTE=Van-man;38092750]hurr floppy dick drive :v:[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of how easy it is for me to misspell "floppy disk" as "floppy diks".
Hell yeah.
I'll take 5.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;38092578]This is hardly a new concept
[IMG]http://theslate.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/20080429-wii-fucku-fucku-fuckme.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/[/url]
[B]Nineteen ninety nine.[/B][/QUOTE]
'Click to enlarge' :v:
...but how would it simulate jizz?
I'm extremely distracted by the fact that the male on the phone looks like a strange Jim Carry/Justin Bieber hybrid.
Extremely so.
I've been waiting all year for this. My boyfriend lives up North whereas I live in the South, funnily enough I met him through facepunch.
That's my valentines present sorted
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;38093013]I've been waiting all year for this. My boyfriend lives up North whereas I live in the South, funnily enough I met him through facepunch.
That's my valentines present sorted[/QUOTE]
Uhh, 'kay?
Sweet, telodildonics. An absolutly hilarious idea. Facerocker (freddiew and the crew) had a podcast segment dedicated to this.
The fact that i thought of this idea ages ago is terrifying.
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;38092974]...but how would it simulate jizz?[/QUOTE]
Maybe the guy has to fill it up before he goes away on his business trip.
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;38092974]...but how would it simulate jizz?[/QUOTE]
Have you seen a bad dragon dildo with cum tube?
[QUOTE=codemaster85;38093167]Have you seen a bad dragon dildo with cum tube?[/QUOTE]
Welp, I know what my nightmares will consist of now.
what. the. christ.
Ronery Levels reaching 500%, captain!
Omegle suddenly becomes a pimp.
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