I normally don't post Daily Mail articles but I couldn't refuse.
[QUOTE]Police have refused to confirm or deny whether they are investigating if a stylish bandit who held up a McDonalds restaurant in country New South Wales with a large knife was dressed as a character from a popular video game.
On Tuesday morning, police announced they were hunting for a sharply dressed criminal who entered the fast food outlet in Tamworth shortly after midnight on Sunday October 26 wielding a large butcher's knife and demanding cash.
Wearing a double-breasted navy blazer and a balaclava, the mystery man - who was dubbed the 'suited bandit' by police in a statement on Tuesday morning - shares a remarkable resemblance to the video game character The Spy from online action game Team Fortress 2.
According to an online fan encyclopaedia, The Spy 'is an enthusiast of sharp suits and even sharper knives'.
The French-speaking character is known for his 'swift backstabs' which will 'kill any foe in a single hit', the page said.
A NSW police spokesman would only say: 'The focus of the police investigation is identifying the man involved'. [/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2831010/Is-world-s-dapper-robber-dressed-man-deep-English-accent-holds-country-McDonalds-huge-knife.html[/url]
[IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/12/1415766526113_wps_10_Suited_bandit_wanted_foll.jpg[/IMG]
Little does he know, French Fries are not actually from France.
[quote]wielding a large butcher's knife[/quote]
Classic spy weapon
[quote]The French-speaking character is known for his 'swift backstabs' which will 'kill any foe in a single hit', the page said.[/quote]
Ahahaha what the fuck, are they seriously gonna mark him "armed and dangerous" just because of that?
He's not even disguised.
Fuckin F2Ps man.
He's not wearing enough hats.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;46471366]He's not even disguised.
Fuckin F2Ps man.[/QUOTE]
If you look closely, you can see him using Your Eternal Reward.
Didn't bring his cloak or is using the Dead Ringer.
Do they sell cornish game hens in McDonalds?
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;46471458]Do they sell cornish game hens in McDonalds?[/QUOTE]
He is above meer buckets of chicken.
Little do we know, it's actually a reboot of Hamburglar character
that's not a real spy, where's the lime/pink doublecross comm?
[QUOTE=DrAkcel;46471467]Little do we know, it's actually a reboot of Hamburglar character[/QUOTE]
New Marvel character ??
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;46471491]New Marvel character ??[/QUOTE]
Old McD character.
Like, really old.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;46471326]Little does he know, French Fries are not actually from France.[/QUOTE]
Goddamn it Max
How many jokes can i muster up
[I]wow check out this pleb doesnt even have any hats probably robbing a store so he can buy premium
"we dont need another spy kid go medic or heavy"
i never really was on your fried
i hope he doesnt get scared by the flames in the kitchen[/I]
[QUOTE=DrAkcel;46471467]Little do we know, it's actually a reboot of Hamburglar character[/QUOTE]
The Hammurderler.
This is amazing as all hell.
Is he gonna stab Heavy Weapons Grimace next?
I was expecting a SFM video.
If I could go invisible the first place I would go wouldn't be McDonalds. Step up your espionage game kiddo
Guess they'll be hiring a pyro now.
"What do they call a big mac in France?"
great
the soccer mom's will have a mass orgasm over this
"DEM VIDJA GAEMS MADE DAT BOY TURN TO CRIMES!!!!"
I wonder how long it'll take before Spy gets a big butchers knife.
Holy shit that is the funniest thing I've heard of all week :v:
This article made my day
[QUOTE=mini me;46471753]great
the soccer mom's will have a mass orgasm over this
"DEM VIDJA GAEMS MADE DAT BOY TURN TO CRIMES!!!!"[/QUOTE]
Except for Scout's mom that is.
I'm calling it now, Valve will somehow put something like this in a TF2 comic.
Somewhere out there. A McDonalds employee is hanging out with his mates at a pub. Suddenly he freezes and gets up from his stool. Some inner instinct has taken hold of him.
His faces morphs into that of worried, and before bolting out of the pub screams out,
"[B]SPY SAPPIN MY FRYER![/b]"
He was never seen again.
this is the only real time I laughed out loud about a robbery. I kind of wish he tried his best at doing a French accent during the robbery, if only.
but still like jesus christ this is too good
[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/108/5/e/scout_on_a_hotdog_by_rgbmill-d7f0li1.png[/img]
First hamburgers, then larger willies.
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