Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him
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[quote]After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.
Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald’s when the cashier “turned to him to give him his change.” At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself.
Clemons then allegedly “grabbed the cashier’s hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle,” according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911.[/quote]
[url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-687432[/url]
Seems rather happy with the outcome
The fact that he decided to do this at age 69 is just icing on the cake. (No pun intended?)
It's almost as if he thought to himself 'already in this far, might as well go all the way'.
Cashiers at McDonald's must see some weird stuff
I wanted to ask - is a prevalence of undiagnosed/untreated mental problems there because of the way healthcare/insurance works in the US?
[QUOTE=n0cturni;42443355]The fact that he decided to do this at age 69 is just icing on the cake. (No pun intended?)[/QUOTE]
What pun; as far as I know, McDonald's doesn't sell cake
:v:
[QUOTE=snookypookums;42443455]I wanted to ask - is a prevalence of undiagnosed/untreated mental problems there because of the way healthcare/insurance works in the US?[/QUOTE]
Undiagnosed/untreated mental issues are going to exist everywhere, in every country.
Whether or not they get reported on, however, is probably something more related to how the media works in the US.
[editline]7th October 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42443482]What pun; as far as I know, McDonald's doesn't sell cake
:v:[/QUOTE]
I think he just wanted to get some icing on his apple pie if you know what I mean.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42443482]What pun; as far as I know, McDonald's doesn't sell cake
:v:[/QUOTE]
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The look on his face like he is holding back the tears of joy that come from fulfilling a life long goal.
That's happiness people. That's what your striving for.
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Yes you just reposted the image in the OP, good job?
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;42444207]Yes you just reposted the image in the OP, good job?[/QUOTE]
you gotta admit that face is pretty much priceless though
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;42444207]Yes you just reposted the image in the OP, good job?[/QUOTE]
What would the story be without this face?
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They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the sex chamberrr.
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