Giant chicken didn’t just cross the road, it skipped town
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[quote]A fiberglass chicken more than two metres tall was found and returned Tuesday after it was stolen from a family in Norfolk County.
“This chicken has a lot of sentimental value to our family and we are very appreciative to have it returned,” said Frank Dierick of Norfolk County in a press release.
Halton Police said they located the stolen chicken in the backyard of a home in Milton, Ontario after they received and anonymous tip.
The statue was taken from the Dierick family’s chicken farm some time between the evening of Mar. 1 and the early morning of Mar. 2. However, its legs were removed and left behind.
The ornamental chicken is white and yellow with a red comb and is worth $3,000.
Brent Smith, 36, of Milton, has been charged with possession of stolen property.[/quote]
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Who gives a cluck?
[QUOTE=Nossy;35037837]Who gives a cluck?[/QUOTE]
Well, that's actually a really big cock.
[quote]Brent Smith, 36, of Milton, has been charged with possession of stolen property.[/quote]
Sick bastard, give him life!
[QUOTE=Lomme;35037960]Well, that's actually a really big cock.[/QUOTE]
That's just fowl.
I'm curious as to how a giant fiberglass chicken holds sentimental value.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35038098]I'm curious as to how a giant fiberglass chicken holds sentimental value.[/QUOTE]
I don't know, it seems kind of eggsentric.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35037998]Sick bastard, give him life![/QUOTE]
This must hit close to home for you.
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Mega-Ultra Chicken? Shh! No. He is [i]legend.[/i]
[QUOTE]...and is worth $3,000.[/QUOTE]
According to who exactly...?
The guy probably didn't steal it, he probably found it after it had an overly long fight with Peter Griffin.
[QUOTE=Haywood;35038674]The guy probably didn't steal it, he probably found it after it had an overly long fight with Peter Griffin.[/QUOTE]
Clearly, the giant chicken was Boba Fett, and was in the belly of the Sarlacc the whole time.
Why the fuck would you steal a giant fiberglass chicken
What the fuck would you even do with it? Sell it? You can't do that, everyone [I]knows[/I] where the giant fiberglass chicken came from.
Would you keep it in your house like a thieving trophy? "Robin Hood ain't got nothin' on me. I stole a fuckin' [I]chicken.[/I] Call me... [I]Cock Hood.[/I]
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35038098]I'm curious as to how a giant fiberglass chicken holds sentimental value.[/QUOTE]
Some families, sadly, do go crazy with chickens and chicken decorations.
I still want to know why exactly my dad has 30 chicken-based furniture or decoration items in his house.
Or why my mom, with a house about a fourth of the size, has 186 non-food-item depictions of chickens. And is dating a guy whose neighbor has a chicken coop in their backyard. In rich suburbs right next to the city.
Yes, I counted my chickens.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35038098]I'm curious as to how a giant fiberglass chicken holds sentimental value.[/QUOTE]
Its full of cocaine.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35038098]I'm curious as to how a giant fiberglass chicken holds sentimental value.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he wanted to show his new big cock to get all the chicks.
I thought this was about the giant chicken in Marietta
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35038098]I'm curious as to how a giant fiberglass chicken holds sentimental value.[/QUOTE]
Nobody is going to just be okay with it if their $3000 chicken is stolen.
