Man Arrested In Ohio For Having Sex With Neighbor's Pool Raft
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It's one thing to feel romantic with a partner in a swimming pool, it's another to treat a pool toy like an inflate-a-mate -- especially in public.
That's a lesson Edwin Charles Tobergta is learning the hard way. Police in Hamilton, Ohio arresting the 32-year-old man for allegedly getting nasty with a neighbor's pink inflatable raft in an alley on Sunday, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported.
The neighbor allegedly spotted Tobergta on top of the floatation device with his pants "down around his ankles," according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Yells from the upset neighbor interrupted Tobergta's passionate moment, [b]but it didn't totally deflate his lust[/b] for the defenseless object. He pulled up his trousers and fled, taking the pool raft with him, the police report said.
When police caught Tobergta, he allegedly admitted to the dirty deed, but begged for mercy, claiming that he "has a problem," and "needs help," the police report said. The discarded raft was found marooned in a backyard, TV station WCPO reported.
Tobergta's grandmother told The Enquirer that he has a history of mental problems. He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said.
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Got any pics of the pool raft?
[quote]He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said.[/quote]
Maybe he was just really goddamn horny.
Whatever floats your boat...
[B]what the fuck[/B]
Let the boy practice his love. :v:
I don't car how horny you are, how can you look at a pool raft and go, 'i'm gonna [B]fuck[/B] that.'
At least it was a pink raft, a blue one would have been gay.
this is honestly something i can expect from my home state.
[QUOTE=Javascript;32191993]this is honestly something i can expect from my home state.[/QUOTE]
This is honestly something I can expect from my home [b]town[/b]
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32190518]I don't car how horny you are, how can you look at a pool raft and go, 'i'm gonna [B]fuck[/B] that.'[/QUOTE]
I think this video explains this sort of phenomena quite well actually.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE&feature=player_embedded[/media]
^^^
That guy is stoned as fuck.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32190518]I don't car how horny you are, how can you look at a pool raft and go, 'i'm gonna [B]fuck[/B] that.'[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/Reactions/iamgoingtofuckthat.png[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ZIUHvt7G8[/media]
What is it with Ohioans and raft sex?
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];32194922'][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ZIUHvt7G8[/media]
What is it with Ohioans and raft sex?[/QUOTE]
Ohioan is an actual word?
He's really let himself down there.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;32194927]Ohioan is an actual word?[/QUOTE]
Yup.
I would know, I'm a neighboring Michigander.
having lived in ohio for 18 years, I can confirm most of us are like this
I find this story sad.
It's like one of those old romance novels. The 2 aren't allowed to be together for some reason and they try to meet together, they get caught, and bad end.
It's so sad.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;32192909]I think this video explains this sort of phenomena quite well actually.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE]i have the weirdest boner right now
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32190518]I don't car how horny you are, how can you look at a pool raft and go, 'i'm gonna [B]fuck[/B] that.'[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In_2vACzuBM[/media]
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;32190300]Maybe he was just really goddamn horny.[/QUOTE]
And its ADHD now, ADD has been sweeped into ADHD for a less confusing diagnosis. But he must've been with the early pool of people who who were diagnosed instantly back in the 80's and 90's. Testing has gotten a lot better now.
Reminds me of the guy who got arrested because he fucked his table in the hole meant for those large umbrellas in his back yard.
I just read a story in the Enquirer today about a 15 year old a 13 year old and a 4 year old being served alcohol, and then this? Keep it classy ohio
[QUOTE=macerator;32209111]I just read a story in the Enquirer today about a 15 year old a 13 year old and a 4 year old being served alcohol, and then this? Keep it classy ohio[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a party.
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