If You Were God... - General

What would you do? For me, I'd have a lot of pondering to do to answer this question in entirety. But for starters, I would bar the development of cancer in anyone under the age of 14. & just for the fun of it, manifest a sasquatch corpse in a lightly-populated area. Let the cryptozoologists have their fun. Also, whenever the West Burrow Church decides to hold some psychotic protest, I’d land a spontaneous lightning-bolt at the center of it. I wouldn’t allow the lightning to kill anyone, but it would sure send a powerful message. I may also create some kind of afterlife, but I’d have to think about the politics behind it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong subforum" - Dragon))[/highlight]

I wouldn't be real.

god doesn't exist please try again now if you said "a god"; i would have properly responded

I wouldnt exist. [editline]06:44PM[/editline] double ninja

[QUOTE=Comcastic;22513233]I wouldn't be real.[/QUOTE] Lol oh God. I'd sit back in a chair and watch my planet grow and flourish. Occasionally causing havoc like hurricanes. And never answering prayers. Oh wait.

I would make people think I don't exist.

Fast threads.

You people are being too literal. Fine: a god... This thread isn't about religion but what you would do with infinite power.

I would be God.

I would destroy the world in 7 days.

I would claim the 72 virgins for my own

I would smite your gay ass off the face of the earth.

I'd end human life for it is imperfect.

I would bring back Elvis Presley.

I would stop you making threads

thats boring to just sit there and look at everything going on

I would impregnate virgins and make people think that she is just a slut.

Damn atheists. Contribute to the thread don't just say "He doesn't exist" On-topic. I would destroy Justin Bieber.

I would impregnate everyone alright- to- awesome looking woman with the name Mary and pay no child support.

has anyone ever noticed that a high percentage of furries tend to be daft right wing nut jobs

Guys. I'm an athiest. This was meant to a what-if thread. At least all these rude replies confirm my belief that 80% of humans are needless assholes.

[QUOTE=Chilli-Pepper;22513419]I would impregnate everyone alright- to- awesome looking woman with the name Mary and pay no child support.[/QUOTE] Fuck, I just saw someone with a similar post. Mega fail, I should read the fucking thread before I post :) I apologise.

I would remake the world in my image. Shape life in my claws. Shape the universe to my whims. Oh, and change the userbase of SA and the not-named image board into anthropomorphic animals. Because it would be funny. And the people who would like that. Because it would be nice.

I'd walk down to earth and act like others, except if I ever needed anything then I'd snap my fingers and get it. Could be endless fun watching your own creations from up close, and even try to live their lives.

What do you mean [i]"if"?[/i]

[QUOTE=siberpredaht;22513426]has anyone ever noticed that a high percentage of furries tend to be daft right wing nut jobs[/QUOTE] Haha, that made me chuckle. :-D

Fast threads is that way ===>

Bring more love to humankind!

I just knew exactly what the first post in this thread would say.

[QUOTE=BlueChihuahua;22513206]What would you do? For me, I'd have a lot of pondering to do to answer this question in entirety. But for starters, I would bar the development of cancer in anyone under the age of 14. & just for the fun of it, manifest a sasquatch corpse in a lightly-populated area. Let the cryptozoologists have their fun. Also, whenever the West Burrow Church decides to hold some psychotic protest, I’d land a spontaneous lightning-bolt at the center of it. I wouldn’t allow the lightning to kill anyone, but it would sure send a powerful message. I may also create some kind of afterlife, but I’d have to think about the politics behind it.[/QUOTE] If I was god, I'd do godly things. You know [B]Help[/B] people. I dunno maybe it would put the doubters at ease and maybe I could actually give the religious folk something to use in an argument.