highDEAS - "I keep trying to put my seatbelt on when I'm in class" - General

Probably has been posted before, but posting it just in case you've never heard of it. [img]http://lighty.highdeas.com/sites/all/themes/highdeas/img/highdeas_logo.gif[/img] HighDEAS is a site where druggies basically post their totally awesome and completely sensical ideas that they came up with while under the influence of cannabis. Not a stoner myself, but I still find this pretty hilarious and interesting. Here are some good ones: [quote]Refrigerators should have transparent doors, imagine how much energy that would save if you could look through the door to look for munchies instead of having to open it up. Go green[/quote] [quote]White Chocolate Milk. Tell me I didn't just blow your mind. I know I just blew your mind.[/quote] [quote]Smoking weed is a great way to pass the time while stoned.[/quote] [quote]I wish my grades would smoke weed so they could get higher.[/quote] [quote]Everytime i eat a popsicle i feel like im giving a snowman head[/quote] [quote]If you watch jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.[/quote] [quote]Boobs. Now I get it. I never noticed how bouncy and nicely squishy breasts were until I've been holding my boob for the last 5 minutes.. Well I guess guys arent morons after all. Its like a warm stress relieving ball.[/quote] [quote]1. Become very rich. 2. Purchase 1 ton of weed. This will cost you 6 million dollars. 3. Purchase a helicopter. I don't know how much this costs. 4. Dump 1 ton of weed into a Volcano in Hawaii. 5. Prove or disprove the hypothesis that everyone in Hawaii will get high. Submit tape to Mythbusters.[/quote] [quote]If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?[/quote] [quote]Vaginas. All men come out of them, and we spend the rest of our life trying to get back in them... woah.[/quote] [quote]i wish slavery was legal so someone could pick the cotton out of my mouth[/quote] [quote]I organized a threesome last night...There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.[/quote] [quote]"ten letters" is ten letters, and this is ten words.[/quote] [quote]i'm gonna rename my ipod "the titanic' instead of "matts ipod" so when i plug it into my computer it will say the titanic is syncing[/quote] [quote]if a person was born deaf, what language do they think in?[/quote] [quote]i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?[/quote] some of jokes and shit are probably fake and stolen rather than actually being ideas somebody got while they were high, but who gives a shit [url]http://highdeas.com/[/url]

oh my god this site is gold [quote]Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.[/quote]

Where do you think all the as-seen-on-tv shit comes from?

This is hilarious

[quote]Vaginas. All men come out of them, and we spend the rest of our life trying to get back in them... woah.[/quote] This is rich.

The fridge one actually made sense, and the deaf one blew my mind

[quote]I organized a threesome last night...There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.[/quote] dohohoho

[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;24326829]The fridge one actually made sense, and the deaf one blew my mind[/QUOTE] condensation

:zerg: This thread is useful. Transparent fridges zomg

[quote]if a person was born deaf, what language do they think in?[/quote] Uhh :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Aurora93;24326418]White Chocolate Milk. Tell me I didn't just blow your mind. I know I just blew your mind. [/QUOTE]Best idea ever. It would still be white, but taste like chocolate.

420 bob marley erry day

[quote] So I wanna take a big ass dump in my buddy's cat's litter box so he thinks something is impossibly wrong with his cat. Up vote if you think I should do it [/quote] :lol:

[quote]if a person was born deaf, what language do they think in? [/quote] :psyduck:

The seatbelt quote in the title is actually what happens to me every day. God damn I thought I was weird.

[quote]Today i asked my mom to get more ice cream, she said "when pigs fly" jokingly, and i walked outside to smoke on my porch, as a police helicopter flew over my house, i could not help but to run inside screaming to my mom that pigs can fly, she had to get me ice cream now![/quote]

[quote]if a person was born deaf, what language do they think in? [/quote] [QUOTE=GhettoGeek;24326829]The fridge one actually made sense, and the deaf one blew my mind[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Daolpu;24326952]Uhh :psyduck:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kyle902;24327147]:psyduck:[/QUOTE] And to everyone who quotes this afterwards. They can still learn to read and write. Still an interesting thought though.

[QUOTE=Jax Strife;24327315]And to everyone who quotes this afterwards. They can still learn to read and write. Still an interesting thought though.[/QUOTE] But what if they were blind [i]and[/i] deaf?

[quote]I want to go to a really, really, crowded and busy city like new york. and just...put a whale in the middle of the most busy street. like in times square. do you know how much of an inconvenience that would be for people there? and how are they going to get a whale out of new york city?! that whole part of the city would have to be shut down for so long! i would probably die laughing. i think that it would be legendary, amazing, and absolutely hilarious. some day...when you see on the news that someone dropped a whale in times square...you'll know. it was that chick from highdeas. i bet she's blazed as fuck. [/quote] Oh god lol

Theyre quite funny

[quote]dollar bills piss me off because they are just pieces of paper that are really worth nothing at all. but society had to go and fuck things up.. why do we use money as a material object..? why couldnt we have just passed weed around? then weed would be everywhere all the time so fuck you dollar bills and society.[/quote] Fucking lol

i remember when i heard about this site on tosh.0 last year :c00lbert: [quote]So I was just thinking...I know I have seen posts like there should be a way to look at someone and know they smoke even if they are not high. Well I think it should be like in the Arby's comercial only it will be a green marijuana leaf neon sign over their head. How tight would that be to be cruising the street and just see a ton of marijuana leaf neon signs floating above people's heads?! [/quote]

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;24327451]But what if they were blind [i]and[/i] deaf?[/QUOTE] I'd say they think in tastes/smells/touches. Either way, you're always thinking with your five senses. Shut one or two down and you'll still think in the others.

hahaha this is great

[QUOTE=bepassley;24327492]i remember when i heard about this site on tosh.0 last year :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] tosh.o is shit

It's a little man The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy? my all time favorite

Thomas: You know what's weird? I have read hair, blond chest hair, and black pubes. I'm like a Neapolitan motherfucka! Me: Maybe it's like when three sperm meet one egg.... Donnie: Man, even her eggs are whores!

[QUOTE=Aurora93;24327571]tosh.o is the shit[/QUOTE] It's nice of you to say so.

Back in high school The hall monitors would always smell our fingers when we came in to see if we had been smoking.... i rubbed my hands on my testicles every day before school.....

[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;24326958]Best idea ever. It would still be white, but taste like chocolate.[/QUOTE] Do you not know what white chocolate is fool?