[video=youtube;g53f7MKxLzc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g53f7MKxLzc[/video]
Another SFM short by Deviant Pictures Films.
That was pretty cool, and a neat little reminder that metropolice aren't modified at all, and a lot of them become cops just to fuck with people. The idea that there are metros who want to protect the people is really untouched.
That was well-made, I wish there were more HL2-related SFM videos.
Top notch
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;45519176]That was pretty cool, and a neat little reminder that metropolice aren't modified at all, and a lot of them become cops just to fuck with people. The idea that there are metros who want to protect the people is really untouched.[/QUOTE]
It's funny, the benefits of being part of the Civil Protection is being able to have [del]children[/del] sex and eating an actual meal that isn't the packs you receive at the train station
[QUOTE=Crash155;45519354]It's funny, the benefits of being part of the Civil Protection is being able to have children and eating an actual meal that isn't the packs you receive at the train station[/QUOTE]
Erm, they don't get to have children, they just get to have sex. "Non-mechanical reproduction [B]simulation[/B]"
I really wish they didn't use such a recognizable face for the female civilian
That was seriously great.
I like it when fan-made content covers a topic that's relatively untouched by the main subject, HL2 in this case. Gives me tingles.
...I honestly wouldn't mind a series based on this.
[QUOTE=Crash155;45519354]It's funny, the benefits of being part of the Civil Protection is being able to have [del]children[/del] sex and eating an actual meal that isn't the packs you receive at the train station[/QUOTE]
I don't think they get to have sex any more than anyone else. IRRC, reproduction was limited in the fact that there was a field set up that repressed the [I]urge[/I] for sex.
In other words, Combine made it so no one could get horny.
this is a pretty common portrayal tbh, though it's been a while since anybody's done it
i remember back in 2007 when we had a comics section just about every other comic would be about "the good metrocop" and it got really tiring to see all of them
but this was really well done
Naw its cool. Recognizing Rochelle and hearing her speak with a white woman's voice wasn't jarring at all. What was I thinking?
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;45520781]I don't think they get to have sex any more than anyone else. IRRC, reproduction was limited in the fact that there was a field set up that repressed the [I]urge[/I] for sex.
In other words, Combine made it so [b]no one could get horny.[/b][/QUOTE]
That universe truly is hell.
[QUOTE=Tuskin;45519382]Erm, they don't get to have children, they just get to have sex. "Non-mechanical reproduction [B]simulation[/B]"[/QUOTE]
I googled that, quite an interesting find. The full audio file is "Rank leader - Reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation".
In other words, if a metrocop "sterilizes" (kills? beats? who knows) enough civilians, they get rewarded with actual sex. It sounds like if you're in CP and you're under your beating quota you gotta stick your dick in a robot.
The combine are fucking weird.
[QUOTE=artDecor;45520802]Naw its cool. Recognizing Rochelle and hearing her speak with a white woman's voice wasn't jarring at all. What was I thinking?[/QUOTE]
You know the African-American women in Half Life 2 use that same actor right?
I wish there's more media focusing on the HL2 universe before Freeman arrives, there's so much stories to tell.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;45520865]I googled that, quite an interesting find. The full audio file is "Rank leader - Reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation".
In other words, if a metrocop "sterilizes" (kills? beats? who knows) enough civilians, they get rewarded with actual sex. It sounds like if you're in CP and you're under your beating quota you gotta stick your dick in a robot.
The combine are fucking weird.[/QUOTE]
well that's the thing
the combine don't really care, they don't know, and all their inside info on humanity's behaviors is stonewalled by breen for a decade
[QUOTE=artDecor;45520802]Naw its cool. Recognizing Rochelle and hearing her speak with a white woman's voice wasn't jarring at all. What was I thinking?[/QUOTE]
calm down
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZLSF66U.png[/IMG]
Metropolice are literally my favorite part of the Half Life 2 universe. So much untold potential for story telling. I really miss Litfuse Films and their Combine Nation series.
This would make such an awesome series. I'd totally watch it.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;45520865]I googled that, quite an interesting find. The full audio file is "Rank leader - Reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation".
In other words, if a metrocop "sterilizes" (kills? beats? who knows) enough civilians, they get rewarded with actual sex. It sounds like if you're in CP and you're under your beating quota you gotta stick your dick in a robot.
The combine are fucking weird.[/QUOTE]
Wait. doesn't Barney, when you first meet him as a metrocop, say he's way behind on his beating quota?
Because he does.
Make of that what you will.
EDIT: I think you just invented a whole new fetish for devientart to exploit.
I've always thought that HL2 was a good story for machinimas and such. Really nice video.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;45521446]Wait. doesn't Barney, when you first meet him as a metrocop, say he's way behind on his beating quota?
Because he does.
Make of that what you will.
EDIT: I think you just invented a whole new fetish for devientart to exploit.[/QUOTE]
Holy [I]shit[/I]
"Beating" quota, like [I]beating[/I] your meat.
Half Life, man, it's getting too weird and deep for me.
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;45521483]Holy [I]shit[/I]
"Beating" quota, like [I]beating[/I] your meat.
Half Life, man, it's getting too weird and deep for me.[/QUOTE]
Half life 3 will involve a Barney X DOG romance subplot. calling it now.
If you guys enjoy this I suggest (even though it's a failing gamemode) to launch up GMod and play HL2RP.
We need more roleplay like this.
[QUOTE=Dub!;45521567]If you guys enjoy this I suggest (even though it's a failing gamemode) to launch up GMod and play HL2RP.
We need more roleplay like this.[/QUOTE]
Don't you have to post applications on most servers on their forums first before you can play as a Metropolice? :v:
[QUOTE=Skunky;45521830]Don't you have to post applications on most servers on their forums first before you can play as a Metropolice? :v:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dub!;45521567]If you guys enjoy this I suggest (even though it's a failing gamemode) to launch up GMod and play HL2RP.
We need more roleplay like this.[/QUOTE]
and I 100% guarantee that if exactly this situation played out in an RP server, the metrocop would get banned for RDMing or demoted for not doing his job.
[QUOTE=WillerinV1.02;45522047]and I 100% guarantee that if exactly this situation played out in an RP server, the metrocop would get banned for RDMing or demoted for not doing his job.[/QUOTE]
RDMing rules were always a fucking joke. Even back when I played GMOD in 2009, as long as you were a criminal you could RDMing and nobody bats an eye, but as soon as you are a cop and shoot a single criminal you get warned for RDMing because the criminal didn't shoot and kill you first.
That applied with the No Metagame rule (when you die you "forget" everything) means that criminals just had to kill you first all the time and there was no action taken.
That was really awesome only thing off that I noticed was that when they first show the room when he opens the door there is only a picture frame on the counter but a few seconds later in the next shot there is a book on top of the picture frame that he moves off. Seriously minor thing most people probably missed but it cough me eye.
My comment on the roleplaying stuff; HL2RP is gone to shit. There are rarely any good servers out there.
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