Maddox wants swine flu - Polidicks

For some reason I wanted to check Maddox's site if there was an update (iknowrite), turns out there was an update yesterday. Don't nobody bitch that this isn't "news-worthy" when we got headlines like "Lady Gaga wants to fuck 4 guys at once. He has a new article and is inviting anyone with swine flu to go ahead a sneeze on his face. [url]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=swine_flu[/url] Swine Flu Challenge: I'm holding a contest because I want to get swine flu just to prove how stupid it is. If I get it (unlikely), I will document my recovery on Youtube for the entire duration. Expect a short video. Here's what I'm willing to do: Contest Rules: One lucky person will get the opportunity to fly me out to where you live* for one night**, and you get to sneeze in my face. Winner must provide a proof of having swine flu (signed doctor blood test or something along those lines). Winner must not have any other bullshit diseases. I don't want your herpes, even though I can't get them. * First class accomodations only. ** Winner must pay for at least one night of hotel accomodations (5 star or higher) unless you are a hot chick and want me to crash at your place. I will sleep in your bed and you will sleep on the couch. Winner must also agree to let me try on all their clothes and eat their food. This contest is real. Email me if you have swine flu and are willing to fly me out to sneeze in my face. Don't email me unless you're serious and unless you have the money to fly me out first class. I'm totally serious about getting swine flu, but I have other shit to do too, so your window of opportunity is limited. You must fly me out between September 7, 2009 and September 21, 2009 because I'll be on book tour before then. If you miss your window of opportunity, too bad. Plan better next time and don't get sick unless I hold a contest. Make it happen.

"unless you are a hot chick and want me to crash at your place." :allears: "I will sleep in your bed and you will sleep on the couch." :sigh:

This is [I]sickening.[/I] I don't see why he would want to do this.

Lol [editline]08:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NewsPuns;16952898]This is [I]sickening.[/I] I don't see why he would want to do this.[/QUOTE] 09'er with less than 25 posts. I know i bitch alot but every time i bitch its bc ive seen 15 of them.

No one will pay for all that. What a dick.

Wow, an update? I would have thought I'd have graduated high school before his next one

Finally, show it can be easily cured.

this man is right

[quote]I will never take the swine flu vaccine because I already have it; it's called my immune system, and it's badass. I have never gotten sick in my life. My immune system is so strong that I have to get AIDS just to be normal. Your best defense against getting swine flu is to be me. Your second best defense is to have me cough in your face. [/quote] :cawg: Good to have maddox back.

I don't find his rants to be very good after 2003. He rarely updates and they lack the quality they had 6 years ago.

[QUOTE=Slippers;16953092]I don't find his rants to be very good after 2003. He rarely updates and they lack the quality they had 6 years ago.[/QUOTE] That's because he's rolling in it. He has better things to do.

[QUOTE=NewsPuns;16952898]This is [I]hilarious.[/I] I completely see why he would want to do this.[/QUOTE] I know you were making a bad pun, but fix'd.

This man is so damn awesome.

[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;16952933]No one will pay for all that. What a dick.[/QUOTE] I would.

[QUOTE=Slippers;16953092]I don't find his rants to be very good after 2003. He rarely updates and they lack the quality they had 6 years ago.[/QUOTE] He writes. busy I assume. [url]http://www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manliness-revised-Maddox/dp/0806531444?ie=UTF8&qid=1250520366&sr=8-1[/url]

I love Maddox.

[quote]* First class accomodations only. ** Winner must pay for at least one night of hotel accomodations (5 star or higher) unless you are a hot chick and want me to crash at your place. I will sleep in your bed and you will sleep on the couch. Winner must also agree to let me try on all their clothes and eat their food.[/quote] Seems like a fair proposition, chaps!

The funny part is, he's right about a lot of this stuff. A friend of mine had swine flu, and he said it was basically the same thing as the regular flu.

What's does the contest winner get? What is the contest even for? It's more like a challenge then a contest.

maddox is a fucking manly ass motherfucker

I hope he does it and gets better in, like, a day, just to show everyone how stupid they are.

I hope the bitch gets some fat greasy guy to sneeze in his face and he ends up dieing, that will show the self-righteous motherfucker.

I just failed so hard, I thought we were talking about Angelina's brat :-(

I'd laugh if he dies from the swine flu.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16952946]Wow, an update? I would have thought I'd have graduated high school before his next one[/QUOTE] Well the last update was in December, so I did graduate before his newest update. Swine Flu is a bunch of bullshit, and the news just makes it seem like the worst thing ever. I agree with Maddox.

Huh, I didn't know Maddox was still around.

I stopped reading Maddox after he started stating the obvious.

[QUOTE=Silversoda;16953756]I'd laugh if he dies from the swine flu.[/QUOTE] Otherwise, he's going to get a shitload of press.

[QUOTE=bord2tears;16953275]He writes. busy I assume. [url]http://www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manliness-revised-Maddox/dp/0806531444?ie=UTF8&qid=1250520366&sr=8-1[/url][/QUOTE] I own that book, it's fantastic, the ORIGINAL, not this new fangeled revised edition.

Maddox needs to write more, books, posts whatever. [quote]There will be prizes given to the best costume. I will decide what the best costume is. If you impress me enough to get a boner, you will most likely win. But don't count on it because I always have a boner.[/quote]