Michele Bachmann introduces the "Homosexual Decapitation Act", figures "Why not?"

[VTG]

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[QUOTE] “I figured, eh, why not; I’m not running for reelection in 2014, I have nothing to lose, and I’ve been sitting on this bill for nearly five years, so what’s it going to hurt to finally throw it into the mix,” Bachmann said of the piece of legislation which, if passed, would create Homosexual Decapitation Centers throughout the country where handcuffed gay people would be taken to have their heads chopped off. “I’m also planning on introducing a Hang All The Muslims bill, the Abortion Doctor Castration Act, and H.R. 264, which would allow me to rip the throat out of any citizen who doesn’t believe in creationism. Rip it out with my teeth.”[/QUOTE]

SOURCE: [URL]http://www.theonion.com/articles/michele-bachmann-figures-why-not-introduces-homose,32641/[/URL]

I for one support Michele, we need these centers place throughout America to rid us of the gay menace.

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[joshjet]

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SOURCE: [URL]http://www.theonion.com/articles/michele-bachmann-figures-why-not-introduces-homose,32641/[/URL]

I for one support Michele, we need these centers place throughout America to rid us of the gay menace.[/QUOTE]

Uhh, this is a joke, right? Do you know that you're posting the onion?

[jordguitar]

another great article by the onion!

[Chaohord]

You might want to check your source

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Finally someone taking a forward approach to the evil in our nation.

[Vedicardi]

are you allowed to post onion articles in this section? lol

[VTG]

[QUOTE=Chaohord;40876687]You might want to check your source[/QUOTE]
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[Sgt-NiallR]

Does anyone actually find the Onion funny? I know they're satire, but never have I seen an article that was funny. Just absurd.

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Is it wrong I seriously though Backmann could propose something like this? Until I read "The Onion" I thought this could be real