So me and my master, a cop, were driving along the I-95. I'm a K9 unit, and we were just heading back to the station after a drug bust. We had to stop at the customs building first, master didn't tell me why. I was sitting in the back seat of his patrol car waiting for him. All of a sudden, I see this fucker going 135 MPH down the freeway. Master rushes out of the building, jumps into the car, and drives right after him.
Eventually the guy pulls over, but he doesn't fucking turn of his engine. Master yelled at him to turn it off, which he proceeded to do. Master ordered him to put his keys on the roof of his car, he did so. When he got out of the car, Master patted him down, and got his wallet. Master asked him if he had a knife, and the dumb fucker goes to grab it! Master scolds him for doing so, and the dumbfuck tells him where it is.
Apparently he was speeding because he was speeding, at least that was his reason. Master makes him sit on the push bar because I was in the back seat. For whatever reason, this guy had another knife in his door. He doesn't throw knives or anything, so he's probably just a psycho.
The guy was obviously cold, so master asked him if he had anything to keep him warm. He said he had some clothes in the trunk. When master opened the trunk, there were bags of clothes. He apparently was coming from his girlfriends place, but I think he's a convict on the run. Sick fucker. Master made a weird decision to uncuff him and let him put on his coat. Master then told him to get his registration from his glove compartment. Why would he do that? He probably has a knife or something in there!
Master made him stay in the car, and eventually his parents came to get him.
People like this make me sick.
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blogpunch.
Also master sounds like something from a kung fu game.
A cheap kung fu game.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/778487-Rules-for-General-Discussion-READ-this-before-you-POST[/url]
read it
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is OP
This thread confuses me.
The world keeps turning
Wait your a dog, rated funny.
I find it funny how you refer to the higher ranking police officer as "master".
[QUOTE=Xeloras;27763849]This thread confuses me.[/QUOTE]
OP is a cat
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;27763820]So me and my master, a cop, were driving along the I-95. I'm a K9 unit[/QUOTE]
Nope.
[QUOTE=Im-Bored;27763862]OP is a cat[/QUOTE]
A cat in a K9 unit?
omg soo funny!!!!
I glanced at the thread, rated it dumb, but then I actually read it and rated it funny.
[QUOTE=MasterQuief;27763886]omg soo funny!!!![/QUOTE]
I laughed a bit.
[QUOTE=Meloan;27763848][img_thumb]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2396974181_42cea9033a.jpg[/img_thumb]
is OP[/QUOTE]
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More likely like this.
Parody thread. Search "Speeding ticket" in GD.
Talk about late, OP. The thread you're parodying is months old.
A bit late, aren't we?
[QUOTE=Meloan;27763848][img_thumb]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2396974181_42cea9033a.jpg[/img_thumb]
is OP[/QUOTE]
Would have been a fucking great thread if the thread was a subtle hilarious joke about OP being a dog accompanying his police officer master.
Oh wow I get it, this is a parody of that thread, that was funny.
No, you are late.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;27764033]Would have been a fucking great thread if the thread was a subtle hilarious joke about OP being a dog accompanying his police officer master.[/QUOTE]
We can only dream.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;27763983]Talk about late, OP. The thread you're parodying is months old.[/QUOTE]
You try typing with fucking paws.
why do you have a cat avatar.
[QUOTE=Ninjarooster;27764228]why do you have a cat avatar.[/QUOTE]
Because I'm a cat.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;27764279]Because I'm a cat.[/QUOTE]
But I thought that you were a dog!
I am so confused.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;27764279]Because I'm a cat.[/QUOTE]
They don't allow cats on the police force anymore. Thread is a lie.
Obviously a wannabe cop.
[QUOTE=littleicyman;27764297]But I thought that you were a dog!
I am so confused.[/QUOTE]
I am a dog.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;27764279]Because I'm a cat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;27764313]I am a dog.[/QUOTE]
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