ROFLBURGER'S rules to being a man. - General

At school today, me and my friend decided to right some rules that all boys and men should follow, but sadly the bitchy teacher took away the damn thing, so here is what I remember: [B][U]0.8 second rule[/U][/B]: [B][I][U]ONLY IF When in a conversation with another woman[/U][/I][/B], only stare at her/someone else's boobs/ass/thighs for 0.8 seconds, if you don't know how long that is then its the same amount of time when saying the letter "A" If else then look at her trunk for as long as you want, but don't get caught! lol mousetrap commercial [B][U]Smack that[/U][/B]: If you are too scared to get smacked, then don't smack that (If you can't stand being slapped across the face, then don't slap her ass) [B][U]Don't ask, don't tell[/U][/B]: Don't ask or don't tell anything about anything girls wouldn't know, like Modern Warfare 2, Halo, Dungeons and Dragons, World of Warcraft or any porn website. The only websites you should talk about is Facebook and Twitter. If you dare talk about myspace, prepare to get kicked in the balls. [B][U]Respond anyways[/U][/B]: If you can't really hear the girl talking/she bores you/your disobeying the 0.8 second rule, then remember the tone of her voice... if it's: - Angry, Then say: That's stupid/retarded/gay/homosexual - Sad, then say: Ouch/dammit/jeez/fuck/piss/shit [B]*NOTE!!* This is the perfect time to hug her![/B] - Happy, then say: Awesome/nice/wow/cool - Also: If she's complaining/lecturing then Agree with her. - Below is the "How to" section, it's a WIP btw How to Delay: Say something in another language. It's simple, stupid.

This is more of a guide to dealing with women than a guide to being a man. And one that's guaranteed to get you dumped, at that.

Nice. I need this.

[B]RaveRaze's rules to being a man[/B] Have the following two chromosomes: X and Y

Ok, why do we want to know this? ? Also I decide how long I look at tits for :smug:

Sorry, but your guide sucks ass, man. [editline]d[/editline] Sorry, but your guide sucks ass, [b]boy[/b].

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;19769570] only [b]stair[/b] at her/someone else's boobs/ass/thighs ect...[/QUOTE] Can I [b]ladder[/b] on them for a longer or less time? :byodood:

rules to attract a woman: do not be a man

Is this really a guide to become a man? :smug:

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;19769570] That's stupid/retarded/[b]gay/homosexual[/b] [/QUOTE] How about no.

I caught myself looking at some hot guys ass... Is that bad?

[QUOTE=orbitrek;19769676]Ok, why do we want to know this? ? Also I decide how long I look at tits for :smug:[/QUOTE] Good point, added more to the 0.8 second rule. [QUOTE=codenamecueball;19769746]I caught myself looking at some hot guys ass... Is that bad?[/QUOTE] What gender are you?

[url=http://www.rules4men.com/?id=29]Read and learn, grasshopper.[/url]

aidan_dammit's guide to being a man: Find a way to destroy this thread.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;19769570] [B][U]0.8 second rule[/U][/B]: When in a conversation with another women, only [B]stair[/B] at her/someone else's boobs/ass/thighs for 0.8 seconds, if you don't know how long that is then its the same amount of time when saying the letter "A" [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/j5h4l0.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;19769746]I caught myself looking at [b]some hot guys[/b] ass... Is that bad?[/QUOTE] Well, that's even worse right there.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;19769752]Good point, added more to the 0.8 second rule.[/QUOTE] It still says STAIR :byodood:

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19769778][IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/j5h4l0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I just shit myself reading this, lol. [QUOTE=Ldesu;19769805]It still says STAIR :byodood:[/QUOTE] Fixed speeling miztake

This is more of a guide to becoming a pervert rather than a man.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;19769752]What gender are you?[/QUOTE] Male

[QUOTE=RaveRaze;19769662][B]RaveRaze's rules to being a man[/B] Have the following two chromosomes: X and Y[/QUOTE] I refuse your biology.

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;19769877]Male[/QUOTE] Then if you like women as well you may be bi.

To OP, I think you have to be a man first to write a set of rules on being one. This sounds like high school dribble.

[QUOTE=RaveRaze;19769662][B]RaveRaze's rules to being a man[/B] Have the following two chromosomes: X and Y[/QUOTE] :psyduck:

This rules aren't right

this guide is horrid.

I see so many flaws in this.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;19769745]How about no.[/QUOTE] Do you have something against retarded people? What makes them less worthy of your paternal protection and righteous outrage than people who diddle dudes?

I was hearing this the entire time reading this thread. NOW YOUR A MAN [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw[/media]

[QUOTE=angrykid8;19770748] NOW YOUR A MAN [/QUOTE] My what?