Freddie's Amazing Incredible Dangerous Story [Interactive]

[prettyprincess]

[release][b]Welcome to Freddie's A.I.D.S[/b]

You are Freddie Mercury -- a rock star, a lead vocalist to Queen, [i]a legend[/i].

Having just taken the biggest shit of your life, you are eager to get out of the bathroom to return to Elton John's birthday bash.

Something smells really good (it isn't the poo poo you just took) and [b]it's coming from outside the door to your right[/b]! You DO have plenty of room for food, so why not get some grub? A Mercury needs to stay strong!
[i]Thank you to the mod who moved this in the right section, I know nothing `~`[/i][/release]

[img]http://1337.jp/turo/2011/09/Screenshot-2011-09-28_22.18.37.png[/img]

[prettyprincess]

No.

[Kwaq]

grab the glass jar (?) from the top of the toilet, then fill it with water from the tap. for emergencies!

[Oratrix]

roundhouse kick the painting.
receive goodies.

[pachuri]

oh

[prettyprincess]

[quote]roundhouse kick the painting.
receive goodies.[/quote]
Using all of your strength of a rock legend, you scream your death cry and your foot flies into the painting, and ends up making a big hole in the wall.

[img]http://1337.jp/turo/2011/09/Screenshot-2011-09-29_13.32.54.png[/img]

[quote]grab the glass jar (?) from the top of the toilet, then fill it with water from the tap. for emergencies![/quote]
Well nothing came out of that, so you decide to go fill up a jar sitting on the toilet with water from the tap.

[img]http://1337.jp/turo/2011/09/Screenshot-2011-09-29_13.59.23.png[/img]

I wonder if Elton John will notice that hole :-(

[Potanis]

uh, leave the bathroom?

[retyuoligkl]

did you miss the
"MSPAINT" part of the "MSPAINT Section"???

[prettyprincess]

[QUOTE=Potanis;32547399]uh, leave the bathroom?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://1337.jp/turo/2011/09/Screenshot-2011-09-29_22.10.55.png[/img]

You leave the bathroom and head into the hallway where you see a bunch of pictures of Mr. John and a [b]priceless vase[/b] (pronounced Vah-ss). A riff comes into your head as you look at all the golden records and you air guitar with the water in your hand: Widdly-wahhh!

You can exit the house if you want, as there is an exit to the left at the end of the hall, or you can continue through the house. The smell of good cooking is coming from outside, and you hear some jams playing as well.

[Kwaq]

spit in the water, just so that you have a weapon to use

[sp]dont forget to make the aids infected water red[/sp]

[Fingers!!!]

Take that flower and use it as an accessory

[kevlar jens]

aww come on at least draw him for each frame instead of just flipping and rotating the same drawing.

[pachuri]

[QUOTE=kevlar jens;32559513]aww come on at least draw him for each frame instead of just flipping and rotating the same drawing.[/QUOTE]

do this