British women want to have babies, no sperm donors in Britain, women go to the Danes.
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More British women than ever are going to Denmark to be inseminated, because there is a shortage of available sperm in the UK.
Donors in Britain are put off by the fact they can no longer give sperm anonymously.
And Denmark, where men can still donate without fear of being traced by their off-spring, is becoming a magnet for women who want a baby - but not the baby's father.
In two years, the number of foreign women being inseminated there has nearly doubled.
The BBC's Paul Henley reports.
[I][i]Source: [URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13487687"]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13487687[/i][/URL][/I][/release]
[I]Basically, men in the UK are unable to donate sperm anonymously, and this pisses them off because the offspring can track them down, resulting in women going abroad to look for the seed. I'm not sure if there is going to be any change to the donation process but it seems like the only reasonable option to keep women from having to go somewhere else to get knocked up.
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clever vikings coming up with 21st century ways to invade countries
The Saxons invade Britain again!!
I'll help them :smug:
So dumb that you can get legal repercussions for donating sperm.
I have been waiting for this.
come on sexy ladise we have ze sperm you are looking for
no fat chicks
[QUOTE=thisispain;29996449]no fat chicks[/QUOTE]
that rules out all the chicks though.
Just donate under a false name, like Winston Churchill or something. Would give the nosey fucker a nice surprise.
[QUOTE=thisispain;29996449]come on sexy ladise we have ze sperm you are looking for
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that man is german he is a fraud get him
[QUOTE=YoMother;29997089]Kinda weird to think I could have a child in England[/QUOTE]
I think you would have known you did after the birth.
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No wait, you're not a woman.
call in the sperminator
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If they buy me the plane ticket i will give them all they want :D
[QUOTE=Exille;29999219]If they buy me the plane ticket i will give them all they want :D[/QUOTE]
Enjoy paying child support for every single woman you "impregnate"!
[QUOTE=CharlesMan;29999564]Enjoy paying child support for every single woman you "impregnate"![/QUOTE]
enjoy suing me when I'm
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[QUOTE=CharlesMan;29999564]Enjoy paying child support for every single woman you "impregnate"![/QUOTE]
Is that really what happens? That's really dumb
Maybe if they didn't make it so that if you donated sperm in about 5 years you'd be paying child support people would actually donate eh?
So in Britain if you do a good deed and donate sperm you end up having to pay child support?
How much do i get for donating sperm?
The Irony in it is absolutely Horrid.
I guess they're looking for a way to legally fuck you financially.
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[QUOTE=niger;29997519]Just donate under a false name, like Winston Churchill or something. Would give the nosey fucker a nice surprise.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, just think.
Genghis Kahn.
Adolf Hitler.
Jesus Christ.
Oh the possibilities and fun are endless! :v:.
Come to Sweden instead, Danes are fat beer-addicts and their speech is blurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;31660284]Oh god, just think.
Genghis Kahn.
Adolf Hitler.
Jesus Christ.
Oh the possibilities and fun are endless! :v:.[/QUOTE]
"About 8 percent of people living today are related to Genghis Khan, some more directly than others"
[QUOTE=Ond kaja;31660918]Come to Sweden instead, Danes are fat beer-addicts and their speech is blurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
So they're Swedes except they can't speak even when they're sober?
[QUOTE=Ond kaja;31660918]Come to Sweden instead, Danes are fat beer-addicts and their speech is blurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Norway and sweden are the same, except Norwegian sperm is better at kicking hats off sticks.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;31660965]"About 8 percent of people living today are related to Genghis Khan, some more directly than others"[/QUOTE]
.5%, not 8%
So go with Norwegian sperm if you want your son to make prestigious inventions similar to the cheese slicer or paper clip or be a world champion at fighting snow/skiing.
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