New Zealand quakes unearth mysterious time capsules hidden in a statue - Polidicks

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12605850[/url] [quote]The mayor and museum director were excited by the discovery of a metal cylinder and bottle in the rubble of the quake that hit Christchurch a week ago Two objects believed to be time capsules have been discovered in the aftermath of last week's ruinous earthquake in New Zealand. A glass bottle with a parchment inside and a metal cylinder were found by rescuers searching the grounds of the cathedral in the city of Christchurch. They were in the base of a statue of John Robert Godley, the Irishman credited with founding Christchurch. Mayor Bob Parker called the timing of the find "inspirational". The items were uncovered almost exactly a week after the 6.3-magnitude quake struck. The bodies of 154 people have been recovered, but it is feared that the death toll could eventually reach 240. The bronze statue had toppled off its stone plinth outside the cathedral, and a crane operator's discovery of the two objects inside the plinth caused immediate excitement, said reports. Two words were visible on the rolled-up parchment inside the glass bottle - "by" and "erected" - but it will only be opened and examined in detail by experts in a humidity-controlled environment. The contents of the metal cylinder remain a complete mystery.[/quote] So THATS where he hid his porn collection...

That is really fucking cool, i wonder what's in it.

woah. It's like that weird movie with Nicolas Cage in it. Except not.

Hopefully it's Episode Three.

[QUOTE=healthpoint;28363205]woah. It's like that weird movie with Nicolas Cage in it. Except not.[/QUOTE] except this one's interesting...

[QUOTE=John the Gr8;28363351]except this one's interesting...[/QUOTE] [sp]and doesnt end with the destruction of the earth[/sp]

Yo, when they reveal the intel, let us know, k bro?

Maybe it's a map to Skull island?

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;28363457][sp]and doesnt end with the destruction of the earth[/sp][/QUOTE] Or does it?

[QUOTE=healthpoint;28363205]woah. It's like that weird movie with Nicolas Cage in it. Except not.[/QUOTE] Contents of metal cylinder: [img]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8135/article1197749059924100.jpg[/img] Somebody has to go to prison, Mr. Gates.

It'll contain a list of everyone who died in the quakes

Earthquake Note

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;28363457][sp]and doesnt end with the destruction of the earth[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]nor bees.[/sp]

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;28363964]It'll contain a list of everyone who died in the quakes[/QUOTE] Someone needs to plant that ASAP.

The parchment is really a bunny. Better put it back... in the bottle...

It read the following: Dear New Zealander: If you are reading this you broke my statue. Fuck you. Sincerely, John Robert Godley

[QUOTE=RichyZ;28371602]"And what I mean by that bro, is that I erected my cock inside of her!" -18th century bropirate[/QUOTE] Obviously faked, seems to be using some sort of 21st century slang.

:20bux: it will say "ur a faget"

Wow, this is really cool. I wonder what is says.

I laughed so hard at these posts at almost choked on my lollipop.

It's a journal, detailing the coming and going of an alien group known to the New Zealanders only as the Combine.

Maybe it's just a bottle and a metal cylinder.

It's John Robert Godley's Duke Nukem Forever pre-order receipt

obligatory episode 3 hurr

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;28372675]I laughed so hard at these posts at almost choked on my lollipop.[/QUOTE] Oh baby.

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