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CATS, these d'aww inducing creatures, these little cats that make your heart become like jelly in a instant. Sounds nice? Yeah, but not when you have a motherfucker of a cat screaming its feline lungs out.
Goddamn, this cat sits outside my house, looking so innocent, but in the night, damn it meows like it's being ass-raped by a fish on a stick. It always does it at night, and it seems to continue on for the entire night, leaving me with hardly any sleep. Maybe I could have put on some ear plugs, but fuck me it sits so near outside my house that it's rather deafening.
It screams as though the vocal chords are going to break any moment, and it somehow sends shiver down my spine. I may suspect that it is in heat, however I do not know what to do as it is a stray cat.
Any experiences, Facepunch?
Give it food and shelter :3:
A pussy is waiting for you outside your house screaming for love and you sit on facepunch asking what to do.
[QUOTE=Silly;21854930]A pussy is waiting for you outside your house screaming for love and you sit on facepunch asking what to do.[/QUOTE]
This is the truth.
[QUOTE=soderholm13;21854924]Give it food and shelter :3:[/QUOTE]
But could it be in heat? I'm generally quite defensive towards stray cats as one of them really cut my skin till it bled .
Mine screamed like she was being raped when she was a horny motherfucker and wanted someone to actually rape her.
So since my first post in this thread is going to collect funnies this one will collect informatives.
This is what is happening outside your house OP. If you really didn't know.
[quote=wikipedia]Female cats are seasonally polyestrous, which means they may have many periods of heat over the course of a year, the season beginning in January or February and ending in late October. Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last about 4 to 7 days.[146] Multiple males will be attracted to a female in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[147] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes, once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[146][/quote]
Centering pictures in your post is extremely unattractive due to the color gradient on the far left, which makes it look like it isn't centered at all.
[QUOTE=Silly;21855083]So since my first post in this thread is going to collect funnies this one will collect informatives.
This is what is happening outside your house OP. If you really didn't know.[/QUOTE]
What a fucking bitch.
"My fair dame, I have survived countless battles to see you, may I bed with you one final time?"
[I]"No"[/I]
[QUOTE=Goldfishmoo;21856293]kill it with fire[/QUOTE]
No, Fire it with kill
:sigh: I want a cat.
[quote]The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines[/quote]
Good lord!
Mine is on her period and in heat. I know your pain.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;21856828]Mine is on her period and in heat. I know your pain.[/QUOTE]
Same, got like 6 bum cats in front of the door, now...
Please illustrate what a fish on a stick raping a cat would look like.
I wouldn't be surprised that it meowed if it's being ass-raped by a fish on a stick.
[QUOTE=soderholm13;21854924]Give it food and shelter :3:[/QUOTE]
The magic word here BB-gun
XD
Go out and pet it or something. I'm serious. Strays tend to love anyone who shows them a little kindness.
[QUOTE=Goldfishmoo;21856293]kill it with fire[/QUOTE]
This.
If you enjoy cleaning turd and piss stains from your carpet, enduring god awful litter-box stink, being woken up at awkward hours to let it out/feed it, or worry about medical issues, then all you have to do is feed it. The thing will love you and follow you home for more food, eventually just making you it's owner.
That's how I wound up with my cat. Love the little bugger; no rat issues and he shits outside. Win - win for me.
Otherwise, if you just don't want the thing around your home, call the damned Animal Control center.
why are you motherfucking a cat?
pictures please
[QUOTE=Krazyconnor;21861134]pictures please[/QUOTE]
Why pictures? I demand a video of this pussy demanding a shag.
[QUOTE=Silly;21854930]A pussy is waiting for you outside your house screaming for love and you sit on facepunch asking what to do.[/QUOTE]
This man knows what he is talkin' about.
Punt that fucker
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