• What's there to do in Mozambique?
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Does anyone know what to do/see/experience in Mozambique? Anyone live there or been there before? What's it like? What cities do you recommend I visit, what is there to do down there? Are there any tourist attractions? Monuments to see, amusement parks (like Six Flags) to visit, beaches to swim in, sports arenas to visit and watch games at, what local cuisine do you recommend, what national parks are there to visit, and everything else worth doing in Mozambique. Thanks in advance!
Obtain rough diamonds. And see these cute fellows: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Gorongosa_-_warthogs.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=RebeccaChambers;27978597]Does anyone know what to do/see/experience in Mozambique? Anyone live there or been there before? What's it like? What cities do you recommend I visit, what is there to do down there? Are there any tourist attractions? Monuments to see, amusement parks (like Six Flags) to visit, beaches to swim in, sports arenas to visit and watch games at, and everything else. Thanks in advance![/QUOTE] It's not Florida, it's all national parks.
Look at crushing poverty
[img]http://www.topnews.in/files/mozambique_0.jpg[/img]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorongosa_National_Park]Look at animals here[/url] then flee the country quickly
They have a low percentage of Aids, so don't be afraid of beautiful African women.
Get infected with AIDS. Die of malaria and/or dengue fever. Get lynched by militants. Get attacked by wild animals. Get cannibalized by starving children. Appreciate a different culture. Die of black plague. I could really go on.
I think we should just sink africa below the ocean (except south africa, egypt, kenya) and restart. Africa really is just the world's shithole. Easily 95% of the world's third world countries are there.
Find out who killed Captain Alex.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978804]I think we should just sink africa below the ocean (except south africa, [b]egypt[/b], kenya) and restart. [/QUOTE] Yeah, because Egypt doesn't have any problems...wait.....
You are fucking retarded. Like, you should sterilize yourself so you can't spread your stupid. If you think Egypt's problems are the riots then you are wrong. They are instituting a democracy, therefore making the country better. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Asaratha))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978804]I think we should just sink africa below the ocean (except south africa, egypt, kenya) and restart. Africa really is just the world's shithole. Easily 95% of the world's third world countries are there.[/QUOTE] South Africa would have the world's largest swimming pool after you take out Lesotho.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978889]You are fucking retarded. Like, you should sterilize yourself so you can't spread your stupid. If you think Egypt's problems are the riots then you are wrong. They are instituting a democracy, therefore making the country better.[/QUOTE] I love secular democracies as much as the next guy, unfortunately that's not what Egypt is going to become.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978804]I think we should just sink africa below the ocean (except south africa, egypt, kenya) and restart. Africa really is just the world's shithole. Easily 95% of the world's third world countries are there.[/QUOTE] inb4 godwin
Catch AIDS.
[QUOTE=Doozle;27979060]inb4 godwin[/QUOTE] He didn't say anything about Hitler... Godwinned!
Run with the local boys and see if you can beat any of them in a 100m sprint
Learn Portuguese?
Kidnap people
[quote]Mozambique has excellent tourism assets. The country's natural beauty, wildlife, and historic heritage provide excellent opportunities for beach, cultural, and eco-tourism.[/quote] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourism_in_Mozambique[/url]
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978804]I think we should just sink africa below the ocean (except south africa, egypt, kenya) and restart. Africa really is just the world's shithole. Easily 95% of the world's third world countries are there.[/QUOTE] It's your country's fault Africa is such a shithole.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;27979541]It's your country's fault Africa is such a shithole.[/QUOTE] And here we go.
[QUOTE=Fycix;27978967]South Africa would have the world's largest swimming pool after you take out Lesotho.[/QUOTE] And Swaziland, sort of. [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;27979541]It's your country's fault Africa is such a shithole.[/QUOTE] England, France, and Germany? I didn't know I was from Europe let alone from 3 countries at the same time. [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=RebeccaChambers;27978971]I love secular democracies as much as the next guy, unfortunately that's not what Egypt is going to become.[/QUOTE] Take my advice. Don't reproduce. The muslim brotherhood recently announced that they would not put a candidate in for the next elections.
[img]http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/15164/slide_15164_212034_large.jpg?1297382168499[/img] [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/29/idyllic-mozambique-photos_n_799730.html#s212034&title=Maputo_capital_of[/url]
Nice rebuttal. A picture of a man doing a cartwheel through some water really showed me!
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27979619]The muslim brotherhood recently announced that they would not put a candidate in for the next elections.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I was unaware that not know everything that is going on in a revolution that is taking place several million miles away made me a "retarded dumbass who should be sterilized". He's doing a cartwheel in Mozambique, it wasn't even aimed at you, it was just a link and picture regarding tourism in that country.
Maybe you should read the news.
You can't get to africa, it's closed down due to aids.
Participate in civil war
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