• The Three Musketeers - Official Trailer
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNanrus2jGI[/media]
This movie looks pretty fucking cool. But I have a strange feeling I won't like it.
But... but... there's four of them?
[QUOTE=richard9311;30776042]But... but... there's four of them?[/QUOTE] There always have been 4 musketeers. ALWAYS.
I can't tell if this is going to be really good, a shitty gimmick, or I'm just a cynic. I have a feeling that the kid will get really close and personal to one of the other Musketeers, that guy will die (in an unnecessarily dramatic/gruesome way,) the kid will take over for him, vow a vendetta, get really dark and edgy, wear dark colors, re-introduce himself with a classic muscle car (or a carriage with big-ass horses that exhale steam) and beat the main baddies on his own.
Why can't they make a movie based on an authentic representation of the book; it looked interesting until they included those flying boats, flying ninja's and women fighting. Honestly, while I understand this is a very loosely based modern adaption of the novel, this is taking it too far.
WOAH FLYING MAN-OF-WAR
but...where's their muskets? :downs:
Great. Another literary classic bastardized by Hollywood.
Ninjas? Flying Machines? Assasin girls jumping off roofs? I'm pretty sure those weren't in the original story...
christoph waltz? hmm well mayb- [quote]Directed by [b]Paul W.S. Anderson[/b][/quote] NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I kind of liked it, mainly after I saw the actor who played Landa, but when Orlando Bloom appeared with his character and machines, then the most deadly assassin I kind of lost interest. Does it really need all that stuff?
I hate movies that go like "We are going to save the world from the evil all by ourselves!"
Digging the Steampunk-ish Airships
[QUOTE=deathrat;30776989]but...where's their muskets? :downs:[/QUOTE] ON DEH BIG ASS FLYIN SHIP!
I remember the last musketeers movie. Me and my brother laughed and couldn't keep count how many times they said "Musketeer" "I will never fight a drunken musketeer"
But wheres the fifth Musketeer? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHLJDs9jAvk[/media]
Can't beat this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRal_feCStc[/media]
Really, Orlando Bloom and Milla Jovovich? why
Resident Evil director. About Orlando, he needed work I guess.
[QUOTE=richard9311;30776042]But... but... there's four of them?[/QUOTE] did you even read the original story?
[QUOTE=Latency;30785008]Milla Jovovich? why[/QUOTE] because Paul W.S. Anderson he shoehorns his wife into everything
Assassin's Musket: Reloaded.
Best hats ever.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;30787355]because Paul W.S. Anderson he shoehorns his wife into everything[/QUOTE] I'm going to guess that she does everything. Like in all the Resident Evil films. I'm going to bet that this will end up being 3x as long due to slow motion, and just overall stupid plot-wise.
Looks really dumb, not surprising coming from Paul W.S. Anderson.
I was almost hoping that this would be the claymated musketeers from the 3 Musketeers candy commercials. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3XFYOy87s&feature=related[/media] That would be advertising I'd pay to watch.
Mads Mikkelson, Orlando Bloom, and Christoph Waltz as the bad guys is pretty amazing. Bloom makes a good villain just cause I don't like him, the others are just badass.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;30778979]Digging the Steampunk-ish Airships[/QUOTE] I'd dig them in something they'd make sense in.
WOW WOOOOOOOW I never thought that there would be a movie worse than Man in the Iron Mask, but they've actually done it. They have outshitted Man in the Iron Mask.
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