• Baked Beans - Those Godly Canned Beans in Tomato Sauce
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[img]http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_baked_beans_heart_t_shirt_hat-p148442228102071589qz14_400.jpg[/img] Baked beans are, irrefutably, the best possible food item anyone in the world could buy and here is why. [u][b]1. It comes in a can![/b][/u] [img]http://www.poppyspantry.com/images/Heinz%20Baked%20Beans.jpg[/img] So you've just gone to the shops, you want to buy some food but you don't know where to store it in your house. No fucking problem! Buy these space efficient babies up and you'll be rolling in food! [u][b]2. You don't even have to cook it![/b][/u] [img]http://blogs.reuters.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/beans3001.jpg[/img] That's right! Feeling lazy? Eat that shit right out the can! Come on guys you know when you can't be bothered to cook or it's like 5 in the morning and you don't want to wake your sister up or some shit, you can relate! Also look how happy this guy is! [u][b]3. It tastes fucking great with toast! (AND CHEESE!)[/b][/u] [img]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/beans_on_toast430x300.jpg[/img] Oh wow, don't get me started! Put those beans on the hob for like 4 minutes or something then grind up some cheddar onto that shit so it melts ontop. I swear you're not gonna find shit that tastes better than this! Slam that juicy man-made heaven onto some recently toasted bread and you've got a combination that makes heaven seem overrated! Eat it with sausages too for extra points. [u][b]Impress the ladies![/b][/u] [img]http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/mhillebrandt/2005/06/07/beans_on_toast.jpg?maxWidth=500[/img] Nothing raises sex appeal than a perfectly cooked plate of beans. You'll have lovely ladies just like this one all around if you show them you know your way around a bean or two! So there you have it! Don't buy this shit though cause it tastes like dog food [img]http://snackspot.org.uk/images/branstonBakedBeansWithSausages.jpg[/img] So what do you guys like to do with your beans? Got any favourites for this godly snack?
Beans as a snack? I'm guessing you're overweight.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;26239675]Beans as a snack? I'm guessing you're overweight.[/QUOTE] Yeah I spend alot on surgery to remove the fat. I just love beans too much (especially straight out the can!)
1:Acquire Fritos Scoops 2:Dip them in beans 3:???
Perfect for any out of home poor student.
beans make you fart
[QUOTE=thedekoykid;26239738]Perfect for any out of home poor student.[/QUOTE] Haha tell me about it [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Comcastic;26239752]beans make you fart[/QUOTE] Haha tell me about it
Always have them in a barbecue
I fuckin' love baked beans!!!! I love them with bangers and mash :v: Some other interesting schtuff: [quote]Did you know that the British are, by some dstance, the world's largest consumers of baked beans, and that while we account for a mere 0.91 per cent of the world's population, we are responsible for 6 per cent of its tea consumption? [/quote] [quote]Brit breakfast: We eat twice as many baked beans as anyone else on Earth[/quote] [B]Quotes from: [/B][url]http://forums.canadiancontent.net/news/86301-tantalising-titbits-about-worlds-79th.html[/url] [quote]In the course of a lifetime, the average Briton will have sex 4,239 times[/quote] :smug:
My jrtoc army instructor has five B's to survival during a time of crisis. Bulelts, beans, uhhh beans and beans. Mine are bullets, beans, blunts, and bitches. But I don't have any of those so I'm fucked
You are going to hate this [url]http://www.simonpanrucker.com/beans.html[/url] [img]http://arcadevoid.com/games/images/screaming-beans.png[/img]
That sounds dis-fucking-gusting, now the ones without tomato sauce are fine
:barf:
Baked beans are fucking delicious. I would eat them as a snack especially when they've got those bacon pieces in them. I'm not a nerd about bacon but DAMN
[QUOTE=Comcastic;26239752]beans make you fart[/QUOTE] [b][i]Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the happier/better you feel ♦So let's eat beans with every meal [/b][/i]
[QUOTE=Handsome;26240206][I]Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the [/I][B][I]happier/better[/I][/B][I] you feel ♦So let's eat beans with every meal[/I][B][/B][/QUOTE] You can't do that in a song.
1. Cook up some beans 2. Cook up some cheese dogs 3. Mix together 4. Orgasmic Food in a [b]MOTHER FUCKING[/b] bowl
I love baked beans. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/baked_beans.png[/img]
I hate them. Hate them all.
Hienz Baked Beans are litterally the only thing gettting me through university at the moment. Long live the Bean!
[QUOTE=mrfrogurt;26241652]Hienz Baked Beans are litterally the only thing gettting me through university at the moment. Long live the Bean![/QUOTE] Try Branston, it doesn't have the easy open can but it's so much better quality.
I have a friend who lived nearly entirely on baked beans and cornflakes for over a year. There was a reason he worked in an office by himself
[img]http://www.e-foodandwine.co.uk/images/GreenGiantNaturally326g.gif[/img] [i]A challenger appears![/i]
Beans and cheese on pasta is also a great meal
[img]http://www.confessionsofacheapskate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bush_baked_beans.jpg[/img] My favorite
Beans are amazing. I have Beans in ham sauce.
I fucking love baked beans. I only eat them cold (I just put them into a bowl).
[QUOTE=Craptasket;26242753][img_thumb]http://www.confessionsofacheapskate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bush_baked_beans.jpg[/img_thumb] My favorite[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Faren;26243560]I fucking love baked beans. I only eat them cold (I just put them into a bowl).[/QUOTE] Agh. Why. The sauce would taste bad.
[QUOTE=Faren;26243560]I fucking love baked beans. I only eat them cold (I just put them into a bowl).[/QUOTE] :barf: At least put them in the microwave.
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