New Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating

[Glorbo]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUKW1i5ymw0&feature=feedu[/media]

[HoliestCow]

The Onion, the only news I watch.

[veDemaG]

oh shit i almost didn't notice the onion logo

[Blue Meanie]

AHAHAHA. Man, I wish I had this.

[Rediscover]

i didnt laugh until the very end when it shot the darts

i fuckin lost it

[Occlusion2018]

hahahahaha bater testers

[yuper11]

it was a little disappointing when i saw it was onion

[Terabytez]

[QUOTE]"But if someone sees the robot outside, they'll know you're jerking it.[/QUOTE]

[Jookia]

As soon as I clicked, I hoped it'd be the Onion. It was.