[1V1] Space Monkeys VS A Giant Evil Cube (again) - General

[IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/7000pwhotrocks1.png[/IMG] A Rematch between me and Recon. Sapce monkeys vs a Giant Fucking Cube. You go first :P [editline]05:24PM[/editline] Oh i forgot. Credit to Machrtin for the map.

K, doing my shit.

Bonus chatlog! [quote] 5:25 pm - [bcc] john greene: Gotta make me some space monkeys! 5:25 pm - slice: Lol, give them like, glass bowl thigns over them heads like in them old movies 5:25 pm - [bcc] john greene: Yeah :p 5:25 pm - [bcc] john greene: And silver suits :p 5:25 pm - slice: :d 5:25 pm - slice: Yesh 5:25 pm - [bcc] john greene: Genius 5:25 pm - [bcc] john greene: Bro five! 5:25 pm - slice: Fuck yeah 5:25 pm - slice: Yes 5:25 pm - slice bro-fives 5:25 pm - [bcc] john greene bro fives [/quote] [editline]05:27PM[/editline] [quote] 5:26 PM - [BCC] John Greene: That's now on FP :V 5:26 PM - Slice: ? 5:27 PM - Slice: oh fuck [/quote]

:gonk: [editline]04:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE] [BCC] John Greene: SO HOW WILL I FIGHT IT?! [BCC] John Greene: IF I CAN'T SEE IT [BCC] John Greene: AAH" [BCC] John Greene: INVISIBLE ENEMIES Slice: Lol.[/QUOTE] Revenge! [editline]04:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE][BCC] John Greene: FFFFF [BCC] John Greene: SPACE MONKEY [BCC] John Greene: ACTIVATE[/QUOTE] [editline]04:38PM[/editline] [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/588000oldstuff.png[/IMG][/URL] [I]A relic left from the older and forgotten times, pre-dating even the rock it now sits on. A once proud and never-ending war machine, it's finally reached the end of it's crusade, there's nothing left for it to do, the universe has forgotten, defeated it and left it to rust. It was not always like this, ages ago, before the times of Earth even, a curious creature, one of it's kind, sat on my own endless world, observing as the universe expanded and moved around him and helping those who gets lost. Though, he then found the metal underneath the ground, he consumed it, feeding off it, twisting himself, and going blandly insane from the constant voices in his head. He eventually built the cube, a sanctuary for his mind, where he could upload his mind into machine, and process the voices. They told him the universe hated him, they told him he must change them, they told him to conquer. Now he lies rusting, sleeping on this old life-less world. Or is he?[/I] [editline]04:55PM[/editline] ..Evil's interwbs committed kamikaze..

Needs moar planets in the background.

..Or not.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/980a002.png[/IMG][/URL] [B]"Ok guys, Now that we're in Space, You may call me... SPACE Commander Dave!"[/B] [I][B]"Ugh..." [/B][/I][B]"OH. EM. GEE! NO GRAVITY!" "It's not that Amazing Jeff, after all, we are in space." "[I]Woah, looking up there makes me think of how small we are..." [/I] "Hey wait for me guys!" [/B][I]This is the story about The Little flag bearer, steve...[/I] [editline]06:09PM[/editline] [quote] 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: NO 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: BACON 6:08 PM - Slice: Dinner so- 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: I NEED 6:08 PM - Slice: :D 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: BACON 6:08 PM - Slice: FUCK YES 6:08 PM - Slice: BACOOOON 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: BRO FIVE 6:08 PM - Slice: YESH 6:08 PM - Slice Bro-Fives like never before! 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene Bro fives 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: Wait... 6:08 PM - [BCC] John Greene: Deja Vu [/quote]

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/97c400980a002.png[/IMG][/URL] A light starts sluggishly glowing in the middle. [B]/S-S-S--SSSS../ ... /Syste-e-em Re-e-ebo-ot/ ... . .... .. /D-don-n-nne/ ... ... /W-W-WWWhA-aAt HAvE I-I D-Donee?/[/B] A crackling sound can be heard, echoing over the valley, despite of the lack of anything to travel through. A human song starts playing: [media][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSK-1guFLDk[/url][/media] [I]"I don't want to set the world on fire.."[/I]

Oh hell naw.

Ho. Lee. Shee. Ut! I was just singing that! [editline]06:26PM[/editline] [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/b438003.png[/IMG][/URL] [B]"Hey guys, What's that over there? It doesn't look like it belongs here..." "Hey Comma- ahem, Space commander? You hear that?" "Hear what?" [/B][I]Deaf Bastard... MEANWHILE WITH STEVE [B]"..In my heart, i have only one desiiire. And that one is yooou, no other will dooo..." [/B][/I]

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/176400b438003.png[/IMG][/URL] [I]Once the song stops, the cube regains itself.[/I] [B]/W-Why Am I Al-l-lOnEee?/ ... /Did the-ey All lEave mEee?/ ... /Why?/[/B] [I]It remains idle, talking to itself, not noticing the space monkeys above.[/I]

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/498a004.png[/IMG][/URL] [B]"Shit i over shot the jump!" "Oh no. Our boss has mis-judged his jump. Whatever will we do." [/B][/sarcasm] [I]Meanwhile[/I] [B]"Why does the music always have to end :C"[/B]

Space Monkey's [B]GO.[/B]

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/e000498a004.png[/IMG][/URL] [B]/I Nee-ed to stoop the sprEAd/ ... /Terminate/ ... ... /TERMINATE IT/ ... /I-i have no cOnt-trol anYmore.. Wh-hy?/[/B] It then snaps, and notices the floating monkey and a Crackling sound can be heard again: [B]"YOU" "F-FFLEEeESH, Yo-o-o-o--o-o-ooo-"[/B] It pauses for a bit before returning: [B]"..You WilL He-eelpp Me-eee S-s-toOp I-II-IT-IT--T-"[/B] It somehow starts dragging the creature forwards him. [editline]05:51PM[/editline] Wow, 11 peps reading. :v:

What do you expect a mad cube and space monkey's :v:

We like creepy cubes. and Space Monkeys. [editline]02:06PM[/editline] And ninjas...

:razz:

I'm here for the music :guitar:

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/1e00005.png[/IMG][/URL] [B]"SHIT SHIT SHIT!"[/B] [I]The Commander screams as he is pulled toward the machine. He does not know how, but he knows that it's happening because of it. [/I][B]"TAKE THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"[/B] [I]The Commander shoot a beam of blue energy at the machine, only to dent the hull slightly. The weapons are effectively useless here. The three others in the group jump over the hill and float down toward where the commander went. Meanwhile [/I][B]"FUCK" [/B][I]Steve slips on the rubble and falls.[/I]

How can you slip and fall in zero gravity?

Loose Rocks?

Ah muffin your monkeys should be in a Zoo Rp

Falling implies that there's gravity present.

[QUOTE=Evil-Muffin;22492793]Loose Rocks?[/QUOTE] Gravity pulls you down, if there's no gravity you wont be pulled down? :v:

Then there is gravity, not enough that you can't float around, and enough to make you fall after floating :v: This is PW Physics people!

Just because it's PW doesn't mean you can ju- Oh nevermind :eng99:

:( I dont want Steve to die

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/e4d4001e00005.png[/IMG][/URL] [I]The projectile scrapes a small hole in the outer hull of the cube, it continues to drag the monkey forwards it's doom, once it's close enough, it inject a metal spike through the back of his head, sucking out his brain matter.[/I] [B]/I-iii- N-need yo-o-ourR Br-a-AiN/[/B] [I]The metal starts crawling back into the cube, meanwhile, the monkey drops his weapons, it bounces down the slope and into the cave.[/I] [B]/I-iIit Is WORKING/[/B] ... [B]/TERMINATE PRoCeSS-S/[/B]

I might post later tonight. I have to go to my uncles as it's his Birthday.

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