It's sad that people actually have problems talking to a girl when they don't have a problem talking to their [b]MOM[/b].
itt common sense
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19144189]itt common sense[/QUOTE]
basically Facepunch has none yeah
[QUOTE=ubertaco]k[/quote]
thxbye
Holy shit that was a long read. Well worth it, good article.
Factchecked it based on my experience and it's basically all right.
Girls won't be interested in you if you have no talents and you're socially awkward. I mean even a lanky, pimple-faced nerd can find a girl if they have some remarkable knowledge or skill to speak of - if you know a lot about science, talk about it in an appropriate setting and try and make a flirtatious metaphor or two. If you're a great pianist, don't be afraid to serenade her. Chicks dig musical talent.
Seems like I accidentally went on the right way even before reading, lately I've been going out with friends on every occasion and now I have quite some female casual friends. I'm on the right track woooo!
[QUOTE=Floreum;19144185]It's sad that people actually have problems talking to a girl when they don't have a problem talking to their [b]MOM[/b].[/QUOTE]
Because the ice broke with your mom when you were born.
how to get girls: a 2 step guide
you: "sup girl u wanna come back 2 my place and sample some wine??"
girl: "okay"
may or may not work on men
[QUOTE=Scyze;19144077]The 14-inch guide to Womens[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[quote=Scyze;19144077][I]Who the fuck is you to tell us about [B]girls?[/B][/I][/quote]
:smugissar:
Great guide for people getting their first... :ninja:
You must be a really good person, have a keyboard with 0.2 CM thick keys, or generally a woman. You have enriched people lives.
[I]Now the girls know our secrets, asswipe! Remember 4th grade?! NO GIRLS ALLOWED![/I]
[QUOTE=Scyze;19144077]
Would you want to go out with a pudgy, zit-marked girl with overly large glasses who likes to read gothic Twilight yaoi? [/QUOTE]
Fuck you, it was that one time and you never shut up about it Scyze.
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tbh if you need a guide to be good with women you're never gonna be good with women
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;19145673]tbh if you need a guide to be good with women you're never gonna be good with women[/QUOTE]
Pretty much a big lie
It's a good guide, not so much how to be charming but rather how to be socially hospitable; bar the whole flirting bit, this is pretty much how be socially successful regardless of a guy or a girl; just give people the attention they want, make a good effort to remember their name on a moment's notice, and don't give a crap about looking stupid (but don't do it too often)
There's been some kind of big weird nerd backlash on Facepunch lately; I think it has something to do with a 'wave' of users growing up more
If you try to implement all these tips into your social interactions with women you're going to look nervous- the human eye is honed to detect even the slightest emotions or urges.
Thanks bro, it's pretty much common knowledge if you think decide to think about it all in depth, but I'm thankful for the enthusiasm and motivation this gave me to start getting out there and actually doing it all.
[QUOTE=Scyze;19144077]Because, after all, being a desirable, attractive human being takes a lot of work.[/QUOTE]
If you have to work hard to be desirable to someone, they probably are not for you.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19144189]itt common sense[/QUOTE]
Common sense isn't.
I used to have alot of problems with women when i was around 15, until i realized there is really no need to be worried about being rejected, once you have enough confidence to talk to women you'll notice you'll have a better chance at picking up. Alcohol may help with this.
Scyze, you're one intelligent and friendly man, this will help people for sure, good work. :clint:
I honestly disagree with all these weird romance guides. Maybe... just be yourself? Guys are not walking check lists that need a girls approval. Be yourself, and if she doesn't like you she doesn't matter.
does the OP have a girlfriend?
if not, everything in this thread is null and void.
[QUOTE=Scyze;19144077]Are you fat? Stop being fat.[/QUOTE]
I lol'd. :dance:
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Can we get a portion on how to identify if a girl likes you? Would help loads on identifying who to go after in the sea of women; give an anchor, so to speak.
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;19151324]Can we get a portion on how to identify if a girl likes you? Would help loads on identifying who to go after in the sea of women; give an anchor, so to speak.[/QUOTE]
Sure, I'll write one up in two minutes. Gimme a sec.
How to get a Girl:
Be confident
Have proper hygiene
Be funny
I kinda approve of this guide
I saw that book in a store.
Made me laugh a bit.
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