The Youtube Poop Psuedomegathread

[Rolond]

:frogsiren: Warning, contains scenes some viewers may find boring, repetitive, unfunny or goddamned hilarious. :frogsiren:

[highlight]What is Youtube Poop?[/highlight]

[b] In a nutshell:[/b]
A Youtube Poop (YTP) is a collection of clips from a source or sources of video that have been split up and mashed together to create an amusing video.

[b] What kinds of YTP can I find?[/b]
YTP comes in all shapes and sizes. LIST TIME!

-Standard Poops, you get what you pay for. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRQtepPPeM8]What's this?[/url]

-YTPMV, Youtube Poop Music Video: Often well-made and quite funny, these are clips edited with certain audio software to create music. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT1pF7tLfAw]Example ahoy.[/url]

-Flash poops, YTPs edited with Flash to add DETAILED effects. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=har7wtLpVkw]Look, another example![/url]

-Bad poops, lots of clips just tacked together with a handful of bad language and horrible visual puns, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE_pFscT7r8]click if you dare.[/url]

-Golden poops, the pinnacle of poop. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nZ3ds-rvxU]You should at least click this if you don't do anything else.[/url]

[b]How can I make a YTP?[/b]
This isn't advised, leave it to the experts. But, if you insist...

Use Vegas 8 or another decent program, such as that one from Adobe(the name escapses me), try to avoid using Windows Movie Maker, you get what you pay for. Try to keep a theme to your video, don't just reverse clips and spam shitty filter effects (although if used correctly they can be hilarious). You'll have to ask someone more experienced than me though, I tried my hand at pooping last year and the results were horrendous. Use [url=http://vdownloader.com/]vDownloader[/url] to get video sources from youtube.

[b]Decent poops ITT (Bold = Rolond Approves!)[/b]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE][b]Can't touch Mormon Jesus[/b][/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCr-l9naPmE]Hank of the Hill[/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=VTIQtQLh-KM][b]Arthur's massive, throbbing hit[/b][/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=OVHUAco_k-g]Cillit Bang techno mix, shame on you if you haven't already seen this.[/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=xpRb4McIxys]The Gradual mental Traumatization of a Kids' Show Host[/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ][b]The King's unreasonable demandsp[/b][/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGGRPvyeTos][b]Meet the Outtakes[/b][/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=jOJqsxz9xPQ][b]Dinner Blaster[/b][/url]

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=eV9A5BjlqQM]Gaston is a Retard[/url]

To appease all you who say "HURR YTP IS FOR WEETARTS" I leave you with this.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4[/media]

[highlight]RATE DUMB IF YOU LIKE DRAGONS.[/highlight]

[editline]04:58PM[/editline]

updated, added good poops. I don't use media tags to save space.

[Murk]

The one in OP is terrible and hardly a poop.

Here's some good tf2 examples.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgKy22SW2s[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZSU4NqCLYo[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1uDl_ubCq4[/media]

[phlexiglass]

Those weren't even remotely funny. The OP was funny.

[pie_is_good]

Here's one of my favourites.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCr-l9naPmE[/media]

[snake eye]

Okay, I made a thread on youtube poops a year or so back, and encouraged others to send in their favourite youtube poops, so I will copy that post, to give the thread a serious boost in content, this also has Bonk songs though, here you are.

[B][U]Arthur[/U][/B]

[B]Arthur's Massive Throbbing Hit[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTIQtQLh-KM[/media] (found someone who got a new copy up, added it back to list.)

[B][U]Barry Scott/Cillet Bang.[/U][/B]

[B]Cillet Bang Hardcore Mix.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=OVHUAco_k-g[/media]

[B]Barry Scott Screws Up.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VE50Eljxw[/media]

[B][U]Billy Mays.[/U][/B]

[B]Vince's Theme - The Dark Side of Billy Mays.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_9B_46Z9nHM[/media]

[B]The Sentence Mixing Collab.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLb6AXY9G_M[/media]

[B][U]Blue's Clues.[/U][/B]

[B]The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=xpRb4McIxys[/media]

[B][U]Bonk Songs.[/U][/B]

[B]Inspector Bonk.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE[/media]

[B]Eye of the Bonk.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=tUDj1nIz8Sg[/media]

[B]Bonk Roll.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_tRA1N0W8[/media]

[B]Mortal Kombonk.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=IBrFTDGjSVw[/media]

[B]Mr. Sandman Bonk.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rhp01R9rgfs[/media]

[B]Through The Fire and Boink.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=tgOx5IDQz9I[/media]

[B]Super Bonk Brothers.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=LnRFW_CYnlQ[/media]

[B]Still Abonk.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PZhMWuTzyII[/media]

[B]Chemical Bonk.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=e5nMmwI5LkU[/media]

[B]Kirby Bonk.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=rHpnSWfNYuc[/media]

[B]Bonk Family.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=o9z2m7WxMhM[/media]

[B][U]Deathnote.[/U][/B]

[B][MAD] (Deathnote+Luckstar) - Kira☆Star[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWkOPl-m00[/media]

[B][U]Dexter's Laboratory.[/U][/B]

[B]Glados Goes Batshit.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QlvftaCuK0M[/media]

[B][U]the Fresh prince of Bel-Air.[/U][/B]

[B]GET OUT OF MY HOUSE[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZjTtqpdDZBQ[/media]

[B][U]Half Life/Garry's Mod.[/U][/B]

[B]GORDON FREEMAN.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=k37_pm8UHqw[/media]

[B][U]Inspector Gadget.[/U][/B]

[B]Inspector Bonk.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE[/media]

[B][U]King of the Hill[/U][/B]

[B]King of the Shit.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CseCzfM1IYg[/media]

[B]マリオのグルメレース[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=GxW31NhNiUo[/media]

[B][U]Metal gear solid[/U][/B]

[B]Metal Gear Solid Youtube Poop #2[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=FMwLSF4v9XE[/media]

[B][U]Ouran High School Host Club[/U][/B]

[B]Haruhi Apparently has a Respiratory Problem[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=d9P3XYBgOJY[/media]

[B][U]Pokemon[/U][/B]

[B]ASH KETCHUM VS GARRY[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn4X3yC-cKk[/media]

[B][U]Portal/Still Alive.[/U][/B]

[B]Still Pingas.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vXbpPxfT0w[/media]

[B]Glados Goes Batshit.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QlvftaCuK0M[/media]

[B][U]Resident Evil.[/U][/B]

[B][U]Saving Private Ryan.[/U][/B]

[B]Saving Private Ryan, Team Fortress Style.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTGrjcgSeAA[/media]

[B]Saving Private Penis.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=akym0TmCkqM[/media]

[B][U]Sesame Street.[/U][/B]

[B]The Sentence Mixing Collab.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLb6AXY9G_M[/media]

[B][U]Team Fortress.[/U][/B]

[B]Meet The Outtakes.[/B] (Again, this is a series.)
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGGRPvyeTos[/media]

[B]Saving Private Ryan, Team Fortress Style.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTGrjcgSeAA[/media]

[B]Meet the spectator.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3O5UZLdwO1w[/media]

[B]The Sniper's Dad Is A Wanker.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=K54PWZEmIvs[/media]

[B]Vince Offer Wins The Scout's Full Metal Golf Trophy.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=7aR-EquCQ48[/media]

[B]Meet The Smug, Racist Scout.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=L-Dj4dLsFCA[/media]

[B]ナイト・オブ・[Heavy goes to a rave party][/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=XLydK2rBQDY[/media]

[B]U.N. Owen Nommed a Sandvich[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCvUCVKvYKw[/media]

[B]THAT U.N. OWEN'S A SPY.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=bMxFdUwRX2U[/media]

[B][U]Toy Story[/U][/B]

[B]Toys Gone Wild.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=MRQtepPPeM8[/media]

[B][U]U.N. Owen.[/U][/B]

[B]U.N. Owen Looked Like A Real Jerk.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgGzW4S-iNo[/media]

[B][U]Vince Offer/Slap Chop.[/U][/B]

[B]Vince is Obsessed With His Nuts.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UCXgtyRaWeY[/media]

[B]Rap Chop.[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA[/media]

[B][U]Volvic Adverts.[/U][/B]

[B]A Week at the Office with George and Alan.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs[/media]

[B][U]Zelda.[/U][/B]

[B]Dinner Blaster.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jOJqsxz9xPQ[/media]

[B]The King Gets a Car.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=C2zh7nicC3E[/media]

[B]BOMBZ[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mdhc4hJ9x9w[/media]

[B]Zelda: The King's Unreasonable Demands.[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ[/media]

[B]【スカイハイ】Legend of Zelda's Sky High - 【Zelda × Kirby】[/B]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eKn6Qlzk_ek[/media]

Done, an extremely large amount of videos have gone since I made the original post, quite a few of the better ones, sadly.

[XplodingNoggin]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tST3ZV_AxMw[/media]
I JUST LOVE EATING SHIT ALL THE TIME

[beok]

Arthur's Massive, Throbbing Hit is the best.

[Mr_Sun]

TF2 ones are shit.

[kepper]

None of these videos so far are funny.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJC5yUECbGs[/media]

[pie_is_good]

[QUOTE=kepper;23205301]None of these videos so far are funny.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJC5yUECbGs[/media][/QUOTE]

Even the one I posted which was by the same guy?

He makes the best ones.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuIjbNkBDAw[/media]

[kepper]

Actually, I hit send, and everybody responded. It was to the ones in the OP and the second post.

[Melnek]

DurhamrockerZ poops are the only ones that are original and funny heads down

[samframpton]

[QUOTE=snake eye;23205204]Fucking long ass list of youtube poops[/QUOTE]

The Glados goes Batshit video, [b]That's[/b] The sort of poop I like, where clips are modified/added/removed to give scenes new meanings. Not fucking reversing then playing then reversing the clip again and again.

[snake eye]

[QUOTE=samframpton;23205936]The Glados goes Batshit video, [b]That's[/b] The sort of poop I like, where clips are modified/added/removed to give scenes new meanings. Not fucking reversing then playing then reversing the clip again and again.[/QUOTE]

Yea, I have to agree, those are the best poops, I hate it when the same thing is repeated with filter effects, being sped up or slowed for a minute, yet those are the most common, Deepercutt is a bit better for that, but his videos that I had in the list are now gone.

[Rolond]

[QUOTE=samframpton;23205936]The Glados goes Batshit video, [b]That's[/b] The sort of poop I like, where clips are modified/added/removed to give scenes new meanings. Not fucking reversing then playing then reversing the clip again and again.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, what you've mentioned is the definition of a bad poop.

[FFStudios]

The best ones in my opinion. If you watch ANY of these, make sure you at least watch "Hank of the Hill" because it's the funniest one in my opinion.

[b]HANK HILL IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS:[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKWHGKpnBQ[/media]

[b]Hank of the Hill:[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCr-l9naPmE[/media]

[b]Recess is neato![/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uU5WeiB5Yg[/media]

[b]RECESS YOU blind mother fucker[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX5ten7PWw0[/media]

[Rolond]

Walrusguy was the best pooper ever, now he's moved on :geno:

[cyanide101]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUcHfiDaZ-U[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZWnZ7AisE[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJC5yUECbGs[/media]

DurhamrockerZ is the only good Youtube pooper.

[Samsung]

I remember a YuGiOh GX Youtube Poop that was pretty long and had alot of good sentence mixing, anyone remember that?

[Rolond]

[QUOTE=cyanide101;23211733] DurhamrockerZ is the only good Youtube pooper.[/QUOTE]

Not as good as Walrusguy though :v:

[Machk]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Frun_e_O0M[/media]

[TheSpy]

Youtube poop was funny in 2008. Now its all earrape and shitty effects.

[Metalcastr]

Don't forget 71519

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuoz1g4jBk[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPaWRp4gFHI[/media]

A lot of the better YTP's by KroboProductions and Deepercutt got removed.

[phlexiglass]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWs5eja7A6k[/media]

Youtube Poop: Steve Burns has a triangular penis

[Gamerkiwi]

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;23205197]Here's one of my favourites.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCr-l9naPmE[/media][/QUOTE]

I love DURHAMROCKERZ. He's my favorite.

Also, "SEAKING"

[attackyourself!]

Hony Tawk's Somerville Christmas Overground
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVh_vEH3lWg[/media]

Captpan6 ftw.

[Gravy]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV9A5BjlqQM[/media]

When I was a man I ate CRAZY AULD MAURICE

[PredatorKing]

Mark3611 makes great Youtube Poops.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcUR0oh4MQ[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCEwZm9jh38[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKjiK_lX_Q[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXjVhac3jVQ[/media]

[s4ywut?]

-snip-[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4brzZOTwHuw"]
[/URL]

[PunchedInFac]

igiulamam [b]was[/b] good. until his suspension and becoming oiramapap. Also SquirelIous. Great pooper, shame he/she was banned.

This is a legendary poop and is the cause for Igiulamam's banning
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE&feature=related[/media]