Feds: Former Military Cop Tried To Smuggle Meth Hidden Inside 45 Snickers Candy Bars

[shian]

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[quote]

A former military policeman is facing a federal narcotics rap after he allegedly sought to smuggle several pounds of methamphetamine to Japan in the form of 45 Snickers bars.

Rogelio Harris, 34, was arrested Friday afternoon at Los Angeles International Airport after federal agents discovered the narcotics in his suitcase during a “border search,” according to a felony criminal complaint. Traveling alone, Harris was headed to Tokyo on a Delta Airlines flight (and scheduled to return to L.A. three days later).

One of the seized Snickers bars is pictured in the above U.S. Customs and Border Protection evidence photo (click to enlarge).

Federal agents found the meth-filled candy bars inside a “box with a design printed on the outside suggesting that it contained Snickers candy bars.” When investigators unwrapped one of Snickers bars, they determined that the meth “was actually wrapped inside clear cellophane, which was itself coated in a chocolate-like substance so as to make the contents of the package appear to be a real candy bar.”

There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere.

During questioning, Harris told agents that he last year received an “other than honorable discharge” from the Navy after testing positive for marijuana use. He claimed to be “traveling to Japan to visit his girlfriend, who lived in Hong Kong,” according to the felony complaint. When an investigator explained that Hong Kong and Japan were separate countries, Harris replied, “They are?”

Though he was bounced from the military, Harris was carrying an “Official Passport” with an endorsement reading, “The bearer is abroad on an official assignment for the United States Government.” Before requesting a lawyer, Harris admitted to agents that he “was not traveling to Japan on official orders.”

Harris is being held in L.A.’s Metropolitan Detention Center.[/quote]

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[RoboJesus]

That's why they're so good.

[Croix]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37037123]I guess he was nuts[/QUOTE]

That was nut a good pun

[RoflKawpter]

This is not a snickering matter!

[Peachy]

Imagine accidentally taking a huge bite out of one of them

[Mr. Someguy]

Where's the bumpy chocolate bit on top?

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TrUJJFHy5nE/T6pGxE-Ag1I/AAAAAAAAJC4/gUWGpbh0sTY/s1600/snickers1.jpg[/img]

Bad fake 0/10

[Nerts]

[quote]He claimed to be “traveling to Japan to visit his girlfriend, who lived in Hong Kong,” according to the felony complaint. When an investigator explained that Hong Kong and Japan were separate countries, Harris replied, “They are?”[/quote]

A+

[cecilbdemodded]

Smuggling Snickers to Japan is not normal, but if the Snickers bars contain meth it is.

[Bredirish123]

I went to Paris to visit my girlfriend in the UK.

[Gordon Frohm]

I went to Singapore to visit my girlfriend in Malaysia.

[editline]1st August 2012[/editline]

I went to New Zealand to visit my girlfriend in Australia.

[fear me]

I swear, if Snickers get banned or something...

[W0w00t]

if it wasn't for military police we wouldnt need military police
right
right

[Fatfatfatty]

Ban candy

[soccerskyman]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;37037670]Imagine accidentally taking a huge bite out of one of them[/QUOTE]

i am high as FUCK

[Master Queef]

Alright, so some meth walks into a bar..

[Doctor Dave]

It looks like an ice cream sandwich.

[xxBeASTxx]

[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;37040375]I went to Singapore to visit my girlfriend in Malaysia.

[editline]1st August 2012[/editline]

I went to New Zealand to visit my girlfriend in Australia.[/QUOTE]

youve just killed it mate pipe down

[Master Kief-117]

[QUOTE=Rents;37037939]A+[/QUOTE]

Imagine if he actually made it through successfully only to be like, "Now where the fuck is Hong Kong?"