Steve Jobs didn't die from cancer, but respiratory arrest! - Polidicks

[release][img]http://i.imgur.com/VYNfp.png[/img] Steve Jobs' cause of death is listed as respiratory arrest caused by a pancreatic tumor, according to a report. Jobs, 56, died about 3 p.m. last Wednesday at his home in Palo Alto, Bloomberg News said. The Santa Clara County Public Health Department issued the death certificate Monday. "Respiratory arrest was listed as the immediate cause of death, with 'metastatic pancreas neuroendocrine tumor' listed as the underlying cause, according to the certificate, Bloomberg said. "Jobs’s death occurred five years after the onset of the tumor, according to the certificate." The certificate also says there was no autopsy. Bloomberg said that Jobs was "buried at a non-denominational cemetery in Santa Clara County on Oct. 7." Jobs, who co-founded Apple, was listed as “entrepreneur” in the “high tech” business under "occupation" on the death certificate, Bloomberg said. On Monday, Apple's home page continued its memorial to Jobs with a black-and-white photo of him and his birth and death dates. Meanwhile, CEO Tim Cook said in an email to employees that the company will celebrate Jobs' life in a private gathering at 10 a.m. Oct 19 at Apple's Cupertino campus: "Although many of our hearts are still heavy, we are planning a celebration of his life for Apple employees to take time to remember the incredible things Steve achieved in his life and the many ways he made our world a better place," Cook said in the email, posted on website 9to5mac. [/release] Source: [url]http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/10/8257110-report-steve-jobs-cause-of-death-was-respiratory-arrest[/url]

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[quote]Steve Jobs' cause of death is listed as respiratory arrest caused by a pancreatic tumor[/quote] First line...

[QUOTE=Cadaver;32719556]wow, I care![/QUOTE] Well hey, people believed it was his cancer, but it wasn't. I find it interesting, didn't need to be a dick about it.

Hurray for changeable fonts!

Holy shit, this changes everything! Wait...wait no, he's still dead.

The blame here is obviously in the hands of the turtleneck.

So he suffocated cause he was unable to breath?

Damnit I read: "Steve jobs didnt die". as a short title from the main forum.

The cutoff in the main forums page read 'Steve Jobs didn't die' and I got really excited. [editline]10th October 2011[/editline] mother FUCKER

"Steve Jobs didn't die..." Oh what? "...from cancer." meh [editline]10th October 2011[/editline] lol ninjas

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32719572]Well hey, people believed it was his cancer, but it wasn't. I find it interesting, didn't need to be a dick about it.[/QUOTE] The outcome remains the same. Steve Jobs is dead.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32719572]Well hey, people believed it was his cancer, but it wasn't. I find it interesting, didn't need to be a dick about it.[/QUOTE] What? It's still cancer that killed him.

But he did die of cancer. The cancer caused the respiratory arrest.

lol @ this thread

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32719572]Well hey, people believed it was his cancer, but it wasn't. I find it interesting, didn't need to be a dick about it.[/QUOTE] are you a stupid person it was caused by the cancer if someone gets shot they die from the gunshot, but the CAUSE of the gunshot is someone shot that person

I love the text cut off on the main page.

It was probably that thinner turtleneck he's always been wanting to wear.

[QUOTE=Cadaver;32719556]wow, I care! [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of pbanned user" - Swebonny))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Thanks for caring. Have a heart.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Nrp13.png[/IMG] Had my hopes up for a second. shit I'm late

Wow this is too zune.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32719572]Well hey, people believed it was his cancer, but it wasn't. I find it interesting, didn't need to be a dick about it.[/QUOTE] Wow you even posted the article how the hell did you miss the first line?

[QUOTE=hegrec;32719610]So he suffocated cause he was unable to breath?[/QUOTE] I'm no doctor, but generally suffocation comes from not being able to breathe, yes.

What a terrible way to go, I imagined his death as a peaceful one. :smith:

Anyone else kinda surprised he wasn't buried in Cupertino?

Steve jobs I hate you Im glad you're gone.

[QUOTE=taipan;32719619]Damnit I read: "Steve jobs didnt die". as a short title from the main forum.[/QUOTE] Steve ain't dead Tupac ain't dead well great, now mac fans are going to have this insane believe "HE AIN'T DEAD YET" shame he died that way though, and couldn't at least wait /just/ a bit longer.

So Jobs still died from Pancreatic Cancer. Good. That means this joke still works. Looks like PC finally beat out Apple.

[QUOTE=valkery;32721058]So Jobs still died from Pancreatic Cancer. Good. That means this joke still works. Looks like PC finally beat out Apple.[/QUOTE] was about to say that wasnt a joke and then i got it

He still died from cancer, this makes no difference.