[B]These are simply my opinions, this is not Eugenics, nor anything of the sort, I just couldn't think of a better title, and I'm trying to get a mod to change it.[/B]
Well, hello boys and girls, it seems that you've come here today because the title of this here thread attracted your attention somewhat, and you may be wondering, “what the fuck is he talking about, the handsome devil,” if so, thank you, I don’t work at all to look this good. But really, I knew that was a compliment, from your heart and I thank you for that, but that isn’t what we are all gathered here to discuss, what we are here for, on this hallowed ground of the GD, is something very important to me, and to the population of the world that aren’t mindless followers.
The gene pool.
You may be asking, Broo20, “what is this ‘gene pool’?” so I am going to tell you to Google it.
So, now you know what a gene pool is, you may be asking “You handsome devil you, where did this bit of Genius grace your beautiful mind?” Well, boys and girls, it arose from [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=978851"]this thread[/URL], from our own backyard, the News Section.
Tired of seeing these things about people in positions of fame and power being unimaginably stupid, I decided to make a list.
“What list?” You may be asking, whilst dreaming about my firm, large muscles, and my firm ass. To that I say; the list that shall define the world for the next 300 (at least) years.
A list, of the worst of the Gene Pool, ones who would see fit to put the race of Man behind, back to the times of the Celebriticus period (everyone was as dumb as Paris Hilton (who is, of course, on the list) and the like back then, before the times of the [i]Homo Erectus[/i], where humanity was going through a dark period) which, of course, we cannot let happen.
I will update this list as I see fit, taking people off, adding people on, editing the description and things like that. Only I have the final say, although feel free to PM me and recommend someone
If you’d like to help making these threads, and be part of my Super Squad, you may also PM me, but you’d probably be better off just recommending things.
Now we get down to the meat.
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[b] Paris Whitney Hilton
February 17, 1981 (age 29) [/b]
First on the list, and for obvious reasons, Paris Hilton has been one of the most infamously idiotic Celebrities throughout history.
She’s not really all that smart in way of intellect, but that’s not the reason she’s on here, the reason she’s on here is because of all the dumb shit things she’s done.
She claims to be a socialite, has been arrested several times and even been sent to jail, but all of this hasn’t affected our poor little Paris, ‘cos she’s still going strong, drinking, partying, drugs, all this she still does.
She was even arrested recently during the World Cup, for doing a little bit of :420:, but she got off without so much as a scratch.
Also, just look at this fucking mugshot:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Hilton_mug_shot.jpeg[/img]
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Now for No. 2
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[B]Lindsay Lohan
July 2, 1986 (age 24)[/B]
Second person to come into my mind, mainly because I used to actually like the movies she was in (don't judge, I don't anymore). Now this girl really is dumb, as in intellect and all, that's the reason she's on here.
I really have no idea as to what sparked her into doing these things, when she was younger she seemed to be pretty damned normal, like she didn't seem like an over the top person in interviews, just normal.
But then she went and got dumb.
She did drugs, drove drunk, went to over the top parties (not like house parties and the like where people are drinking, dancing and stuff, but on a higher level than that. The ultimate party), and worst of all, got herself busted.
That didn't seem to get her out of doing that crap either, as recently, around the same time as Paris nearly got sent to jail, Lohan broke her probationary terms, and got herself sentenced to a longer jail term.
Lindsay Lohan's parents, Hamish Blake and Andy Lee, were shocked, and Lee even resigned from the job. Blake is currently searching for a new parent.[/quote]
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[B]Westboro Baptist Church[/B]
This doesn't really need a description.[/quote]
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[B]John Winston Howard
26 July 1939 (age 71)[/B]
The 25th Australian prime minister, and woah, was he a bad one.
He introduced a ton of workplace taxes and laws, including one which allowed an employer to sack a person for either A) Being a woman and B) for no reason at all.
This man is a douchebag, probably the only person I can think of that actually qualifies.
Johnny is now having a hard time doing pretty much anything, he recently applied to be the head of the Cricket Association of Australia (or something like that) and was turned down because he'd cause bad publicity.[/quote]
I think most people here would do stupid shit if we were unimaginably rich.
Leave Paris Alone!!!!!! She done nothing wrong! If you were caught doing crack or 420 wouldn't you want a free ticket out of jail in 2 days?
Add 'Snookie' to the list.
I think you're the first facepuncher to suggest eugenics ever. :rolleyes:
Killing Paris Hilton is hardly fixing the gene pool though.
You obviously don't like vaginas all too much
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;23751697]Add 'Snookie' to the list.[/QUOTE]
I could stare at your avatar forever.
ARGH FUCK THE WORLD society FUCKING SUCKS, NATURAL SELECTION!!!
damn you're so edgy!!!
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;23751699]eugenics[/QUOTE]
I'm a eugenicist too.
[QUOTE=Kid Cudi;23751755]ARGH FUCK THE WORLD society FUCKING SUCKS, NATURAL SELECTION!!!
damn you're so edgy!!![/QUOTE]
And this is why we can't have nice things.
~rebellion~
So basically you are saying to sterilize all dumb idiots to prevent them from contributing to the Gene pool?
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;23751699]I think you're the first facepuncher to suggest eugenics ever.
Killing Paris Hilton is hardly fixing the gene pool though, she's probably a secret genius, that's how she stays popular.[/QUOTE]
Nope, probably not seeing as people [I]very very[/I] (wink wink) close to her have said that she is of slightly below average intelligence.
[QUOTE=broo20;23751821]And this is why we can't have nice things.[/QUOTE]
I like how you completely missed my point
its just teenage angst, go watch fight club you should get over it soon
[QUOTE=Kid Cudi;23751875]I like how you completely missed my point
its just teenage angst, go watch fight club you should get over it soon[/QUOTE]
I watched fight club yesterday...
I also watched Alien, Sherlock Holmes, the Hurt Locker, and some other shit, as I was having a party.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;23751818]I'm a eugenicist too.[/QUOTE]
Where do you draw the line?
I have a mild form of the mildest and most common type of colorblindness, should I not have kids?
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;23751898]Where do you draw the line?
I have a mild form of the mildest and most common type of colorblindness, should I not have kids?[/QUOTE]
No, really I draw the line where these people are at.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;23751697]Add 'Snookie' to the list.[/QUOTE]
That show is amazing. Don't get me started please.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;23751680]I think most people here would do stupid shit if we were unimaginably rich.[/QUOTE]
The thing is, neither of these people are unimaginably rich, Paris hasn't got any of the Hilton money, really, and Lohan has sort of nearly dried up most of her funds.
Who cares, they're just spoiled people who have no real fame or power. Pointless thread.
another 14 year old FPer promoting eugenics
wow, what a surprise
If we cleared the gene pool you wouldn't be here buddy.
[QUOTE=JDK721;23752051]another 14 year old FPer promoting eugenics
wow, what a surprise[/QUOTE]
What makes you think that I'm 14?
kill people who are more popular than me so I can be kawaii king ~(^^)~
seriously don't spill your teen angst on the internet
[QUOTE=broo20;23751896]I watched fight club yesterday...
I also watched Alien, Sherlock Holmes, the Hurt Locker, and some other shit, as I was having a party.[/QUOTE]
thats completely irrelevant to the point
alright, let me just explain:
you're just a little angsty fuck, you're going through a dumb phase, please don't talk until you're over it.
[QUOTE=broo20;23752119]What makes you think that I'm 14?[/QUOTE]
you believe in eugenics
all of the wbc
[QUOTE=NightmareXx;23752153]all of the wbc[/QUOTE]
no
Where's Tom Cruise?
I think it's funny you suggest famous party girls who are "stupid" (as if that matters)
Having a variety of smart and stupid people makes for a balanced society, if everyone was smart, people would get bored with menial tasks (such as being a janitor).
Haven't you read brave new world?
Besides, you should be nominating people with serious debilitating or fatal hereditary diseases (such as Huntington's) not personality traits
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