A regular day. I woke up, had my breakfast, dressed up - ready for school! I went to the school. Study, study, study. My best friend (let's call him Bob) told me that he and his friend found out about a PIMP dealing women nearby. I was 'holy shit', since I am a perverted person. It's not easy to find prostitutes here. We decided to head out to the PIMP's hangout. He was living in a car, a very poor homeless dude. But fuck, he was dealing his Russian girlfriend to people. At least that's what Bob said.
So the school was over. We were headed to the PIMP's hangout. Me, Bob and some other friend (let's call him John). We had like 35$. We were so fucking excited, WE WERE GOING TO FUCK A HOT RUSSIAN CHICK WOHOOOO!!! Anyway, after some moment, we reached his hangout. He was living in an empty rally field. Kind of an isolated place. He was living in a car. We approached the PIMP's car. The dude had a fucking mattress, a TV in his car. We knocked on the window, he opened the door. We greeted him. We were shy at first..
So, my friend told him that he got some nice settlement here, and other shit to cook up a conversation. Then we went straight into the topic. Bob asked; "So we heard you're doing something.."
Guess what happened.
The PIMP went all mad when he saw us chuckling because of embarassment. Probably thought we were trolling him. He was an old dude, like 65 years old. He grabbed a fucking machete from the side of his mattress and started screaming. We were pussied out and started running away quickly. The man was fucking running after us. He was swearing to us while rushing at us with the machete held up in the air. We were pretty scared. After like 15 seconds of chase, Bob and I changed directions. John kept running forward. The PIMP stopped chasing Bob and me, and he kept running after John.
I was so fucking tired, almost suffocated. After like 10 minutes of adrenaline and hide & seek with the PIMP, we met up with John at an alleyway. Then we headed to the beach to rest.
TL;DR: A fucking PIMP almost chopped us off into pieces with a machete.
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there was this pimp. he had 3 hoes to the firt hoe he aksed weres my $200 dollars sshe gose i thought you wanted $300 dollars so he slaps her and says dont correct me. he says to the second hoe weres my $500 dollars she gose i thought you wanted $600 dollars so he slaps her and says dont correct me. he says to his third hoe weres my $800 dollars and she said i thought you wanted $900 dollard so he slaps her and said dint correct me. then hey said to yo moma what happend to the forth one and yo moma says there was only threr so he slaps her and says dont correct me
story was almost as bad as this joke.
Also make a thread about it.
ok
Why is every story on fp is about being a pussy?
Kids being chased, getting a small cut making it into a long tale, mom hitting you with a small lamp, etc
Blogpunch here much? I say ban him.
Also, a viking-PIMP? What the fuck get the fuck out of here.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;29721617]Blogpunch here much? I say ban him.
Also, a viking-PIMP? What the fuck get the fuck out of here.[/QUOTE]
Not really, this is a lesson for all you perverted fucks out there, including me. Never try to hire a prostitute from a PIMP if you are not old enough.
So here I was living in this empty rally field in my car and some little douchefucks starting pounding on my window with their fat greasy hands. I decided to oblige and asked them what was up. They then decided to get all nosy and ask what I was up to, I wouldn't have any of this shit.
I grabbed my machete from my mattress and started yelling at these brats. They took off, I followed. Then the clever little bastards split up so I decided to only go after the much smarter looking one.
But whatever, he got away. Little fuck.
[QUOTE=Communist Nigga;29721688]Not really, this is a lesson for all you perverted fucks out there, including me. Never try to hire a prostitute from a PIMP if you are not old enough.[/QUOTE]
So I herd yo nigga trollin'
Y'know its illegal to sell sex to kids.
If this is an attempted fake, it's still not funny.
[quote]WE WERE GOING TO GET AIDS WOHOOOO!!![/quote]
more realistic
report and depart magets
[QUOTE=Communist Nigga;29720768]A regular day. I woke up, had my breakfast, dressed up - ready for school![/QUOTE]
I stopped reading there. :downs:
[QUOTE=Communist Nigga;29720768]A regular day. I woke up, had my breakfast, dressed up - ready for school! I went to the school. Study, study, study. My best friend (let's call him Bob) told me that he and his friend found out about a PIMP dealing women nearby. I was 'holy shit', since I am a perverted person. It's not easy to find prostitutes here. We decided to head out to the PIMP's hangout. He was living in a car, a very poor homeless dude. But fuck, he was dealing his Russian girlfriend to people. At least that's what Bob said.
So the school was over. We were headed to the PIMP's hangout. Me, Bob and some other friend (let's call him John). We had like 35$. We were so fucking excited, WE WERE GOING TO FUCK A HOT RUSSIAN CHICK WOHOOOO!!! Anyway, after some moment, we reached his hangout. He was living in an empty rally field. Kind of an isolated place. He was living in a car. We approached the PIMP's car. The dude had a fucking mattress, a TV in his car. We knocked on the window, he opened the door. We greeted him. We were shy at first..
So, my friend told him that he got some nice settlement here, and other shit to cook up a conversation. Then we went straight into the topic. Bob asked; "So we heard you're doing something.."
Guess what happened.
The PIMP went all mad when he saw us chuckling because of embarassment. Probably thought we were trolling him. He was an old dude, like 65 years old. He grabbed a fucking machete from the side of his mattress and started screaming. We were pussied out and started running away quickly. The man was fucking running after us. He was swearing to us while rushing at us with the machete held up in the air. We were pretty scared. After like 15 seconds of chase, Bob and I changed directions. John kept running forward. The PIMP stopped chasing Bob and me, and he kept running after John.
I was so fucking tired, almost suffocated. After like 10 minutes of adrenaline and hide & seek with the PIMP, we met up with John at an alleyway. Then we headed to the beach to rest.
TL;DR: A fucking PIMP almost chopped us off into pieces with a machete.[/QUOTE]
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Cool story, bro.
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