• I stole $2,500 from my friends dad
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So me and 3 friends that we can call Bob, Bill and Achmed (Not their real names) were staying at a friends place (We can call him Kenny). After we played some games Bill and Bob left, and Kenny went to take a shower. Meanwhile me and Achmed were walking around the house checking shit out, and then we got to Kenny's dad's room. Apparently Kenny's dad had a bunch of valuable stuff lying around, like $2,500 (In cash!), gold bracelets and other things, so me and Achmed took all the good shit we could find and quickly got out of there. On the way to the door we ran into Kenny. I quickly came up with the excuse of that my mom had called and I had to go to dinner, and that Achmed was coming with me. He fell for it, luckily. However, here's the scary part: I think his dad knows we stole his shit. Last time I saw him was a couple of hours ago, he was running around with a knife looking for something. Probably me and Achmed. What should I do? Help me facepunch, I'm scared. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Parody thread" - Benji))[/highlight]
You're an ass. You should return it and apologize.
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Enjoy your stabbing, thief.
Good effort but really couldn't pull through in the end. C- thread.
I hope you get stabbed.
[quote][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=932800[/url][/quote] Cleaver...very cleaver sir.
:golfclap:
... What a great friend you are..
[QUOTE=Caboose17;21710942]Cleaver...very cleaver sir.[/QUOTE] Cleaver indeed.
Use it before you get busted.
:golfclap:
[QUOTE=Caboose17;21710942]Cleaver...very cleaver sir.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.creativecookware.com/images/cleaver%20knife%20set3.JPG[/img] SO FUCKING CLEAVER
Tell him Achmed took it all and he said he would beat the shit outta you if you said anything. Problem solved, and you get $2,500!
troll
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
[QUOTE=Caboose17;21710942]Cleaver...very cleaver sir.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.takeourword.com/images/cleaver.jpg[/img] edit: fuck im late
there has already been a parody thread like this :byewhore:
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2467ygh.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Aurain;21711444][img_thumb]http://i39.tinypic.com/2467ygh.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] haha that comic never gets old when someone on fp does something stupid
[QUOTE=Aurain;21711444]Image goes here[/QUOTE] So once they leave one of the guys is magically in bed. :raise:
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;21710907]So me and 3 friends that we can call Bob, Bill and Achmed (Not their real names) were staying at a friends place (We can call him Kenny). After we played some games Bill and Bob left, and Kenny went to take a shower. Meanwhile me and Achmed were walking around the house checking shit out, and then we got to Kenny's dad's room. Apparently Kenny's dad had a bunch of valuable stuff lying around, like $2,500 (In cash!), gold bracelets and other things, so me and Achmed took all the good shit we could find and quickly got out of there. On the way to the door we ran into Kenny. I quickly came up with the excuse of that my mom had called and I had to go to dinner, and that Achmed was coming with me. He fell for it, luckily. However, here's the scary part: I think his dad knows we stole his shit. Last time I saw him was a couple of hours ago, he was running around with a knife looking for something. Probably me and Achmed. What should I do? Help me facepunch, I'm scared.[/QUOTE] omg did u no that kenny uses facepunch too? he made a thred alredy about u guys. i think his dad is pissed!
[QUOTE=TheSpy;21711819]So once they leave one of the guys is magically in bed. :raise:[/QUOTE] if you haven't seen the first one you'll never know
Apologize him and give him back money.
Send it off to cash 4 gold.
[QUOTE=d3450;21712389]Send it off to cash 4 gold.[/QUOTE] No-one will ever know.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=932800[/url] WTF?!
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;21712876][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=932800[/url] WTF?![/QUOTE] It's called a parody thread.
Parody thread, derp. Edit: Clocks please
Put the money in a box, and drop it off at his house, with a note saying "Sorry."
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