Incredibly biased source but still a source- [url]http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/04/Jedward-steal-job-from-well-known-monkey/[/url]
[quote]The recession can be hard for us all, and now it has claimed a new victim. Coco the monkey, the star and face of Coco Pops will be taking early retirement. The on-screen legend and Coco Pops veteran, serving the brand since 1963, will no longer appear in the cereal’s advertisement campaign as Kelloggs have replaced him.
Coco’s career has been cruelly cut short, no longer will he make the milk all chocolatey, now the responsibility has been passed over to none other than Jedward. Does Louis Walsh have some sort of special powers or is this truly what the people of Britain want? We call for a Coco Pops boycott.
So it is official: The Irish twins are slowly taking over the world. As the new faces of Coco Pops, their angelic little faces will be there every morning to greet us and visiting the supermarket will never be the same again. In the words of John or Edward:
"When you walk into the shop all you will see is our faces and kids will be begging their parents to buy us. That's going to be cool."
Yeah, cool like cutting your own eyes out with a rusty razor. The deal is rumored to be worth around £180,000 and the twins are being jetted off to sunny L.A. to shoot the advertisement. If we act totally irritating and high on E numbers will someone fly us out to L.A? We promise to be super annoying.[/quote]
Coco Pops turn the milk into two irritating Irish cunts with stupid hair.
I'm crying right now, I love coco pops.
I eat oatmeal anyway.
Doesn't taste as good, but it's healthier and I won't be hungry after 1 hour.
boycott coco pops
Thanks, x-factor. you've ruined music and now you've ruined breakfast.
I would like to apologise on behalf of Ireland for unleashing this monster on the world.
First eurovision now cocopops, they are ruining everything!
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OJ17-5fBZ1M/TWBfUNCvPNI/AAAAAAAAAS0/jol5A4Xln8s/s1600/coco-pops-220p_1002328f.jpg[/img]
Keep on turning the milk chocolatey in Heaven. :britain:
[img]http://www.heatworld.com/images/101367_615x615_STD/2011/4/jedwardmain.jpg[/img]
What the fuck am I looking at.
I........i just..........i think this is pretty much needed right now..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media]
who the fuck in they're right mind likes these 2 douchebags......they have no talent at all.....
In other news, coco pop sales drop significantly.
But... I just saw a brand new coco pops advert where they'd brought back croc trying to steal the coco pops again! I was kind of excited, they were great adverts.
Fuck Coco-pops.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;29136566][img_thumb]http://www.heatworld.com/images/101367_615x615_STD/2011/4/jedwardmain.jpg[/img_thumb]
What the fuck am I looking at.[/QUOTE]
That is probably the two gayest things I've seen Ireland make.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;29136566][img_thumb]http://www.heatworld.com/images/101367_615x615_STD/2011/4/jedwardmain.jpg[/img_thumb]
What the fuck am I looking at.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.cineforum.bz.it/pellicola/archivio/film/rassegne/rarofilm/eraserhead/img/eraserhead1.jpg[/img]
My sons!
GOD their hair! Their attitudes! Their arsininity! I just wanna set fire to those flame-like hairstyles they're so bad.
We'll miss you Coco, even if only for a few months before the company fires the guys who hired Jedward as the mascots and bring you back.
Oh, you guys are just overreacting, mascots get replaced all the ti-
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;29136566][img_thumb]http://www.heatworld.com/images/101367_615x615_STD/2011/4/jedwardmain.jpg[/img_thumb]
What the fuck am I looking at.[/QUOTE]
OH GOD WHAT?!
What the fuuuck. No, dammit fuck no.
It's like my dad told me in regards to Jedward "I'm not a violent man, but if someone wants to shoot those little cunts I'm all for it."
They look like clones of Robert Pattison that had a bottle of hair gel explode on them
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;29136566][img_thumb]http://www.heatworld.com/images/101367_615x615_STD/2011/4/jedwardmain.jpg[/img_thumb]
What the fuck am I looking at.[/QUOTE]
So that's what happens when your head gets stuck in a urinal for too long...
WHAT THE FUCK. /caps
Instead of turning the milk delicious and chocolaty, they're going to turn it homosexual.
[QUOTE=V12US;29145455]So that's what happens when your head gets stuck in a urinal for too long...[/QUOTE]
Yeah they're a pair of pissheads whenever they're on tv, it gets awkwardly pathetic to watch :suicide:
Why?
Just, why? They're hated enough as it is.
Who the hell is Jedward?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;29145542]Who the hell is Jedward?[/QUOTE]
Jedward is not a person. It's 2 homosexuals with hair like that of trolls.
I'd like to see their sales figures after these go on the shelves.
FALSE ALARM!
[url]http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/whatson/pressoffice/News/coco-pops/coco-pops-and-jedward[/url]
They are NOT replacing Coco.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pihk0mtIVbY&feature=related[/media]
Shame, I thought this'd be perfect.
[QUOTE=V12US;29145455]So that's what happens when your head gets stuck in a urinal for too long...[/QUOTE]
More like a plane toilet.
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