[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPkdCfSONIE[/media]
All of these fucked up videos I'm finding in german D:
Turtles are fucking dicks.
[QUOTE=Thief;31202762]Turtles are fucking dicks.[/QUOTE]
I resent that
Say that to my turtle. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/colbert.gif[/img]
[img]http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/3333/dsc03474r.jpg[/img]
That's a tortoise not a turtle. Turtle's live in the water and swim in it. Tortoises live on land and can't swim.
If that was my dog id kick that fucking turtle across the street as if it were a football, No one nuders my dog UNLESS ITS ME!
whats wrong with wanting big balls in your mouth
its a gay turtle
"Dis ihrnternet cleep ist EXTREEM schmertstoft!"
That german accent turns me on so much. Still, that turtle must have fucked that dog up a little. I've never heard a dog cry out like that before, haha.
[QUOTE=nixxez;31206027]If that was my dog id kick that fucking turtle across the street as if it were a football, No one nuders my dog UNLESS ITS ME![/QUOTE]
Not even the vet?
Haha, Germany and their TV shows.
Dear lord, that's some hardcore porn.
:byodood:
[QUOTE=GeeZuss!;31214815]Dear lord, that's some hardcore porn.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar was my reaction when I saw it bite its balls.
[QUOTE=Thief;31202762]Turtles are fucking dicks.[/QUOTE]They really are. I was in Nebraska a couple years backs, and I found one crawling around. I picked it up and the fucking shitbag bit my finger when I wasn't paying attention. It feels like a really strong clamp; hurt like a bitch on my finger, can't imagine what that dog went through
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