I walked into 2 lovebirds having sex in school! - General

[b]NOT A PARODY THREAD[/b] TL;DR for you picky people: Had to pee. Went to bathroom. Saw 2 lovebirds having sex. Long Version (best to understand what happend afterwards): It was a good day at school. Cold outside. People chatting about movies. And much more. Im in high school so you will understand why i made this thread. During class i had the sudden urge to let out a waterfall at the toilets. So i get up and ask the teach if i could go to the restroom. I was allowed so i went along my way. The bathroom was quiet. Usually there would be lines but today not a soul to be seen. So i go in and my jaw drops. SOMEONE IS HAVING SEX! Its normal but what the fucking hell? The door wasnt locked. When i came in they stopped and looked at me. Like the shouter i am i said "What the fucking hell man? This is a bathroom not a loveshack!" The guy says "Non of your fucking buisness shitface" I laughed due to the fact he tries to argue with a straight face WHILE THE DOOR IS OPEN and while he is naked. I was gonna tell the teach about this but i thought hell if i do it would cause problems. But a arguement will make my day even better. But i didnt have to! A teach walked into the restroom and saw them naked. I explained what happend. They were yanked out of the bathroom by their ears and were tooken to the principle. And well thats my modern day at this school.

I doubt that validity of this story.

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It did happen. I swear on my dead brothers behalfs [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Coffee;26020824]I doubt that validity of this story.[/QUOTE] It did happen. How do you if I'm lying. Do you stalk me?

Protip: Capitalize your I's.

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020832] It did happen. How do you if im lieing. Do you stalk me?[/QUOTE] I'm an undercover cop, this is a sting.

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020832]It did happen. I swear on my dead brothers grave. [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] It did happen. How do you if I'm lying. Do you stalk me?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=mr.killa;26020845]Protip: Capitalize your I's.[/QUOTE] Sure thing adolf hitler!

Nice to know.

post pics

Parody of [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1025679-My-classmate-just-gave-a-blowjob-to-my-other-classmate-durning-class[/url]. ?

[QUOTE=Coffee;26020850]I'm an undercover cop, this is a sting.[/QUOTE] Its funny. I love when something fucking strange happens and you tell some people, They automatically say FAKE n GAY right of the bat [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=FPKawaii;26020880]Parody of [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1025679-My-classmate-just-gave-a-blowjob-to-my-other-classmate-durning-class[/url]. ?[/QUOTE] I said ITS NOT A PARODY. [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Ordinanoes;26020875]post pics[/QUOTE] Let me get my delorean

I call Fake

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020806]But a arguement will make my day even better.[/QUOTE] You were willing to argue with him just because you had a case of sour grapes since he was getting laid.

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020894]Its funny. I love when something fucking strange happens and you tell some people, They automatically say FAKE n GAY right of the bat[/QUOTE] And now you've quoted something from a Ray William Johnson video so now that really narrows down the chance of this being true.

[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;26020911]You were willing to argue with him just because you had a case of sour grapes since he was getting laid.[/QUOTE] Its a public restroom. How would you feel taking a piss next to people moaning and groaning [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Coffee;26020914]And now you've quoted something from a Ray William Johnson video so now that really narrows down the chance of this being true.[/QUOTE] "facepalm" 1 line and im pulled from maybe fake to OH SHIT HE LIE.

You should have joined in.

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020925]Its a public restroom. How would you feel taking a piss next to people moaning and groaning .[/QUOTE] hes constipated

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020925]Its a public restroom. How would you feel taking a piss next to people moaning and groaning[/QUOTE] Who gives a shit. Just finish your piss and get on with the day.

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020925]Its a public restroom. How would you feel taking a piss next to people moaning and groaning [/QUOTE] Keep your eyes away from the Gloryhole.

[QUOTE=mr.killa;26020949]Who gives a shit. Just finish your piss and get on with the day.[/QUOTE] I just dont do that. Call me dumb and stupid. [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Coffee;26020955]Keep your eyes away from the Gloryhole.[/QUOTE] They stopped when i opened the door. Its not right looking at a boner

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020990] They stopped when i opened the door. Its not right looking at a boner[/QUOTE] Bit perverted don't you think? I'm listening to this, it's very fitting to this thread. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHNuSq6oMQ[/media]

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020990]I just dont do that. Call me dumb and stupid. [/QUOTE] you are dumb and stupid

[QUOTE=Ordinanoes;26021021]you are dumb and stupid[/QUOTE] It's spelt [img]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/img].

nobody fucking cares

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020925]Its a public restroom. How would you feel taking a piss next to people moaning and groaning [/QUOTE] I would probably be a bit annoyed but I wouldn't sit there and try to mess with a naked guy and his girlfriend

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020832]It did happen. I swear on my dead brothers behalfs [/QUOTE] Hey man I'm right here

And you didn't join in?

Hahahaa Lovebirds.

[QUOTE=Ordinanoes;26020944]hes constipated[/QUOTE] You rated your own post? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdays43C0Fo[/media]