Neanderthals Pumped On Hormones, Results In Strong Right Arm In Males - Polidicks

[url]http://news.discovery.com/archaeology/neanderthal-hormones-strong-arms.html[/url] [quote=Discovery News]Remains of an early Neanderthal with a super strong arm suggest that Neanderthal fellows were heavily pumped up on male hormones, possessing a hormonal status unlike anything that exists in humans today, according to a recent paper. Neanderthal males probably evolved their ultra macho ways due to lifestyle, genes, climate and diet factors, suggests the study, published in the journal Archaeology, Ethnology & Anthropology of Eurasia. SEE ALSO: Neanderthals, Humans Interbred, DNA Proves Project leader Maria Mednikova told Discovery News that Neanderthal males hunted in the "extreme," helping to beef up one arm. "The common method for killing animals was direct contact with the victim," said Mednikova, a professor in the Institute of Archaeology at the Russian Academy of Sciences. Instead of shooting prey, such as mammoths, with a bow and arrow from a distance, Neanderthal males would engage in face-to-face contact, jabbing long, thick spears directly into the animal's flesh. Neanderthal females weren't delicate creatures either. SEE ALSO: Neanderthals Enjoyed Surf and Turf Meals Mednikova and her colleagues believe that "compared to anatomically modern humans, (both male and female Neanderthals) had a larger muscle mass and experienced a higher loading on the upper extremity than did Homo sapiens." Also, "they differed from modern humans by a greater functional difference between the sexes in the use of the right arm." Neanderthal males had Popeye-type right arms, while Neanderthal females had arms that were more evenly matched and not nearly as muscular. Mednikova and her team analyzed a fossil humerus (long bone that extends from the shoulder to the elbow) for what they believe was an Neanderthal male that might have lived around 100,000 years ago in what is now Khvalynsk, Russia. The bone was put through computerized tomography, X-rays and other analysis. SEE ALSO: Prehistoric Humans Took in Art Shows The fossil displays an unusual mixture of thickened walls with narrow bone marrow region cavities. This, according to the scientists, suggests "intense mineralization" provided for the strong, sturdy bone structure, with the inner narrowness "based on a stronger shaft architecture requiring much less mineralization." The mixture is puzzling, because "Neanderthals demonstrate a markedly androgenic constitution," meaning they seemed to have a lot of steroids, yet these same hormones can cause reduced mineralization.[/quote] [quote]Instead of shooting prey, such as mammoths, with a bow and arrow from a distance, Neanderthal males would engage in face-to-face contact, jabbing long, thick spears directly into the animal's flesh.[/quote]Yeah sure, whatever you say guys.

:q::fh:

When I read the title, I immediately thought of neanderthals being a fapping people.

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_02Mg78aSCdk/S8IY6u5sO7I/AAAAAAAAARI/O0p4ge8akAE/s1600/Charger3.png[/img] So, he's... a Neanderthal?

lol pumping on hormones and a strong right arm

Fap fap fap

they probably had huge dicks too

[QUOTE=OpethRockr55;23167578][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_02Mg78aSCdk/S8IY6u5sO7I/AAAAAAAAARI/O0p4ge8akAE/s1600/Charger3.png[/img] So, he's... a Neanderthal?[/QUOTE] I just realized how low quality the Charger's arm is.

I beleive the subjects in question masturbated excessively and therefore created more muscle mass in their right arm than in their left.

Hormones ain't all they're pumping.

I believe, they pumped their last blast... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;23167823]I just realized how low quality the Charger's arm is.[/QUOTE] Aye, and their arm looks like it's made of rock and lava... Also, interesting to know that we inherited something from our Neanderthal cousins.

What about their left arm?

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;23167823]I just realized how low quality the Charger's arm is.[/QUOTE] Don't look at any source engine models for too long. It's showing it's age, but it's still a great engine.

I use my left hand, so meh

[QUOTE=Emperorconor;23167383]:q::fh:[/QUOTE] Well played. :golfclap: [editline]05:19PM[/editline] But that's your left, not your right arm :v:

God, they must have had the craziest sex.

My right arm is visibly stronger than my left.

[quote]jabbing long, thick spears directly into the animal's flesh.[/quote] uh

The author must have had one hell of a time writing this.

[QUOTE=OpethRockr55;23167578][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_02Mg78aSCdk/S8IY6u5sO7I/AAAAAAAAARI/O0p4ge8akAE/s1600/Charger3.png[/IMG] So, he's... a Neanderthal?[/QUOTE] I just thought of this.

[QUOTE=dedo678;23191757]God, they must have had the craziest sex.[/QUOTE] They didn't have sex they just wanked all day. thats why they went extinct

[QUOTE=elitehakor;23193446]uh[/QUOTE] Yeah, they jammed the spear into the animal's flesh to kill it instead of jamming the spear into the ground beside the animal what a crazy way to hunt

i think it was a sex joke

[QUOTE=Insignificant;23194615]They didn't have sex they just wanked all day. thats why they went extinct[/QUOTE] They didn't go extinct. They evolved, hence the fact that we live.

hah, at first I read it as Netherlands.

[QUOTE=Ninja_Blue;23196694]They didn't go extinct. They evolved, hence the fact that we live.[/QUOTE] We didn't evolve from neanderthals.

[QUOTE=The_Fly56556;23193285]My right arm is visibly stronger than my left.[/QUOTE] Well attribute that to masturbating, because you didn't evolve from neanderthals.

Holy shit I got the title way wrong. I thought this was having something to do with men in the Netherlands having in increase in hormones because of how excited they are over the world cup, and that they we're fapping more. [editline]05:38AM[/editline] I swear to God I thought that. Not trying to be funny. Makes a lot more sense now though..