I just realized that no man is a virgin.

[Attention Whore]

Because our penis was inside our mother while she gave birth. Unless she had a c section.

Also,

[media]http://i47.tinypic.com/24no5eq.jpg[/media]

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[MegaJohnny]

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, dear.

[Gl0balize]

If it helps you sleep at night I suppose

[Whitelegs]

Bro we came to that conclusion in Year 1, but its also stupid as fuck.

[evilking1]

Sure, you are [I]special[/I].

[editline]02:58PM[/editline]

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Also.

[Bautista]

who is that faggot in the op

[SBD]

I don't think it counts if you begin inside and end withdrawing.

[Valenciaga]

So basically if someone tells you to go fuck your mother, you can say you already did? :0

[Attention Whore]

[QUOTE=Bautista;19299852]who is that faggot in the op[/QUOTE]

It's the OP.

Well me.

[Canuhearme?]

Why did the OP have to include some retarded picture no one cares about?

[Attention Whore]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19299924]Why did the OP have to include some retarded picture no one cares about?[/QUOTE]

I just wanted to get your attention.

My fucking username.

[Swimbound]

ITT: Teenage boys making exuses for their virginity.

[Dummkopf]

There's no hope anymore for GD.

[Method]

rawr

[Master117]

So you're saying you're proud you lost your virginity to your mother...

[wutanggrenad]

Your are retarded my friend, fucking full blown retarded

Oh I'm not a virgin, I fucked my mom sideways coming out

[~ZOMG]

So every girl lost her virginity to a woman they were related too :smug:

[editline]03:18PM[/editline]

Wait... Is that a good thing...?

[BISCUIT_TINS]

woah woah wait

i did NOT have sex with my mother

[Manta Ray]

by this logic you also fisted her

[D2K5S1]

i lost my virginity to sexual abuse
true fact

[~ZOMG]

[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;19300124]woah woah wait

i did NOT have sex with my mother[/QUOTE]

I did :smug:

[editline]boobies[/editline]

With yours I mean.

[KestasLT]

Best cure for your virginity op is to stop being a furry.

[~ZOMG]

-snip-

[Rusty100]

i was a c section

[~ZOMG]

[QUOTE=Rusty100;19300146]i was a c section[/QUOTE]

Your dick was still inside your mother.

[:smug:]

[QUOTE=Attention Whore;19299928]I just wanted to get your attention.

My fucking username.[/QUOTE]

Wanna meet up sometime? I don't bite :q:

[Attention Whore]

[QUOTE=:smug:;19300168]Wanna meet up sometime? I don't bite :q:[/QUOTE]

I scratch. :colbert:

[NorthernGate]

Virginity is more of an idea or milestone. Rather than "popping" the hymen (which isn't always "popped" during sex) it's more of the first time you have consensual sex with another person.

[Identity]

[QUOTE=Attention Whore;19299824]Because our penis was inside our mother while she gave birth. Unless she had a c section.

Also,

[media]http://i47.tinypic.com/24no5eq.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]

I was a C-Section. My heart was failing. I cheated death at birth.

In your face death, in your face...

[iamgnome]

GD has plummeted to new lows.